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"Product" manual
Product name: Tian Jinyu
Product alias: Xiao Tiantian
Place of production: Heping Town, Huishui County, Guizhou Province
Manufacturer : Family Manufacturing Factory
Date of production: October 6, 2002
Materials: Dad, Mom, Grandpa, Grandma, Grandma, Grandpa.
Specifications: 1.3 meters, 25 kg.
Structure: short black hair on a round head, two eyebrows and a pair of big watery eyes on a rosy face, a small cherry mouth hidden on a small and exquisite nose , coupled with white skin, healthy body, and flexible limbs, form a lively and cheerful little girl.
Nature: I love learning English and memorize four English words every day. Almost every test is "a ham sausage and two eggs". I am the top English in the class; I love telling jokes. I can tell more than a dozen words at a time, I can never forget the jokes I have seen, and I can tell them vividly to others; I love writing essays and have won the special prize and third prize in the national composition competition for primary school students; I love reading comic books. , ever since I heard an aunt say that reading comic books can broaden my horizons and improve my writing skills, I have become uncontrollably obsessed with comic books... If I do things carelessly, my mother always calls me "Madaha"! Once I wrote "hit the enemy hard" instead of "hit the enemy wolfishly", and my mother burst out laughing. The movement was so slow that my mother said, "You can crush ants by walking." When I get up every morning, I have to spend five minutes to go back to sleep, twenty minutes to get dressed, ten minutes to wash up, and twenty minutes to have breakfast. For this reason, I often eat "fried meat with bamboo shoots" cooked by my mother!
My biggest wish: to be woken up by my mother’s thunderous voice every day. I dream of sleeping until I wake up naturally!
Maintenance: Eat rice, chicken, duck and fish, drink milk, soy milk, etc.
Uses: Doing homework, collecting toys, doing housework, and being a pistachio for the whole family.
Evaluation: The advantages are transported by train, and the disadvantages are picked up in baskets.
Certificate of qualification: red scarf, school uniform, student ID card, honorary certificate of "Study Star, Three Good Students, Outstanding Young Pioneers".
Factory date: To be determined.
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