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Nobody forgives your poverty? I am poor, which is a tool for me to laugh at myself, not a sharp weapon for you to puncture your heart.

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Recently, an "Alipay" poison article quickly jumped into hot search, "The older you get, the less people forgive you for being poor". In fact, the whole copy is the daily self-mockery of netizens, but the top sentence "The older you get, the fewer people forgive you for being poor" pierced everyone's hearts and caused dissatisfaction among netizens.

What is the money in the world? Teach people to live and die together.

Finally, the ant wealth market team came out to take the blame, and by the way, it also clarified the relationship with Alipay.

Poverty and wealth are an eternal topic. How poor, how rich?

The standard of poverty line in China in 20 17 is that the annual income of farmers is below 2300 yuan. I believe that people who read this article are not below this line. Those who meet the standards will not use Alipay at all, and there is no toxic copy at all.

So the concept of poverty is that I am poor compared with people who are richer than me.

No comparison, no harm.

According to statistics, in 20 17 years, the number of people with a monthly income of over 10,000 reached150,000, and the number of private cars was1560,000. The monthly income of 200,000 yuan is 654.38+00%, and the monthly income of 500,000 yuan is 654.38+0%.

The so-called poverty and wealth are only relative concepts. To the enemy, you are neither rich nor poor, nor naked.

"You are sleepy every day because you are trapped by life."

"Protect two-digit deposits with a six-digit password every day."

The "mourning culture" popular in Weibo's circle of friends is actually a kind of self-mockery. I don't hate rich people, so I'm not allowed to make fun of myself.

Just like when we were at school. Some people are in key schools, others are in ordinary schools, ranking high and low. We complain that we didn't do well in this exam, but judging from the overall ranking results, our ranking is OK. If there is still a little progress and pride, our hearts will get by.

The word "poverty" is a topic we talk about every day. This copy doesn't hurt our already numb hearts. However, it is like our own child. I said he can't do it, but you can't.

Poverty is not the original sin, and no one needs to forgive.

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Wealth is not the passport of the rich, and poverty is not the epitaph of the poor.

There used to be such a classic dialogue in the department.

Xiao Li, the son of the boss of the company, idles around and does nothing every day. Colleague Xiao Zhang was not convinced and complained to the supervisor Zhao Ge.

"He goes out early and comes back late every day, and never clocks in for work." "His father is very rich."

"He goes to the glory of the king every day and does nothing." "His father is rich."

"He is incompetent and doesn't show up at work." "His father is rich."

"What the hell. . . . "Xiao Zhang was speechless.

Brother Zhao said earnestly, "He doesn't work hard. What got in your way? You don't have his life, but you still want to get his illness? "

This wealth of family background really caused his laziness, but what's wrong with you?

All roads lead to Rome, but some people live in Rome, but this does not prevent you from going to Rome.

My friend Zhao Dabao, whose monthly income is10.5 million, lives in the imperial city, not to mention buying a house and a car, regardless of the cost of food, clothing, housing and transportation. There is nothing left for a month, and there is a lot of pressure.

Bai Xiaoming and his wife with an annual salary of one million can be regarded as high-net-worth groups. Children have been sent to Singapore to study since childhood. Every month, the couple take a "plane taxi" to and from the two countries, and the days are as tight as ever.

Different levels of wealth have different levels of troubles. Millions are not rich, and billions are just beginning.

We often say, if I have 5 million,100000, what will I do? In fact, it is an obscenity based on the existing consumption level. When you reach a higher level, you will find that you are not happy or carefree.

As the world's top financial company-JP Morgan, the salary of interns in the company has reached 4,000 pounds (about 36,000 yuan), not to mention that the starting salary of full-time employees in the first year is 85,000 dollars (about 540,000 yuan), not counting dividends.

On the other hand, employees in JPMorgan Chase work 14.5- 17 hours a day and 100- 120 hours a week on average, and each person has to deal with more than three projects every day.

People with high incomes are not so comfortable. The so-called freedom of wealth is actually a false concept.

In Let Bullets Fly, Huang Shirang, CEO of Goose City, once said, "The boss is often an empty shelf. Every day when he wakes up, hundreds of people wait for me to eat and drink Lazar. If he really falls into my mouth, how many bites can he have? "

This sentence speaks for the bosses who pay others. It is said that money is hard to earn and shit tastes bad. At a certain stage, the cause is not to create wealth, but to create value.

Ma Yun once said, "After a few years, maybe Alibaba doesn't exist, so what can I leave for the society?"

All the wealth you have is, in the final analysis, social wealth, and society is a big platform. Without this platform, all wealth has nowhere to be placed, coming from society and returning to society.

If you just want to be a grandstand that sticks to your property, then, just like Huang Shiro, five generations of property fell into the hands of a local tyrant, and the fields were divided, but three generations were poor and three generations were rich. Change lays not her hand upon truth.

What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you get doesn't have to be fearless.

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Everyone who sticks to his heart has an upward heart.

Mr. Yi Zhongtian once visited a senior brother. After entering the house, I found my old friend's house surrounded by four walls, so I wrote a couplet.

Talented people, well-educated and well-educated, lament that the world is young from now on.

I'm in a terrible situation. My family is surrounded by walls. I asked God when he would be gentle again.

His brother didn't even have decent furniture except a room full of books, which greatly stimulated Mr. Yi Zhongtian. He vowed to make money and not live that life.

He said: "Happiness means poverty, which is not so understood. Happiness means poverty. Who stipulates that a scholar cannot have money? "

People who stick to their hearts have only a brave heart without a sensitive nerve.

Hard work and struggle will always be the eternal theme of this society, and success can be achieved through our efforts, which is by no means a simple chicken soup.

There is a "mourning" joke: "I have no money. After more than ten years of hard work, I finally got into debt. "

No one has ever said that this struggle will be successful. The success of either rich or expensive style often requires many factors, but the definition of success may be different.

We don't have to soar to the sky to be on a par with Ma Yun and Wang Jianlin in order to succeed. Through our efforts, we can live in by going up one flight of stairs on the basis of our existing life, which is also a success.

Efforts to improve their own quality of life, improve the quality of life of their families, this is a small step for individuals, but it may be a big step for the whole family.

In the news, those pancake vendors who earn 30,000 yuan a month and vendors who sell sesame cakes to earn four suites do not prove that "reading is useless", but that this society is still hardworking and can get rich.

Small wealth depends on diligence, while great wealth depends on the sky.

Rome was not built in a day, but the wealth of a noble family was accumulated from generation to generation. We may not have been born in the era of low housing prices and primitive capital, but I believe that there will be a wave of wealth coming to us. Whether we can catch it or not is our own business.

Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is to be content with poverty, indulge yourself, denounce class solidification and social injustice, and then rejoin the glory of the king. Is it interesting?

My grandmother is 80 years old now, and what she often says is "I would rather be killed than scared to death." We can find 10 thousand reasons not to work hard, but only one reason is enough to work hard.

In fact, this poison copy should be written like this: Why are you always ignored? Because you didn't manage money when you were young.

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Wealth does not represent life.

A rich man saw a tramp sunbathing on the beach and asked him.

"Why don't you go to work?" ,

The tramp asked, "What can work do?"

"You can make money, start a company and become rich!" ,

"Then what?"

"You can have a free holiday and enjoy the sunshine."

The tramp said, "What do you think I'm doing now?"

It is right to enjoy life, and it is also right to eat, drink and be merry. There is no need to stretch life too tight, too tight is easy to break.

Busy but not blind, relaxed but not indulgent, life should be relaxed.

There is an explosive article "Young people with a monthly income of 3,000, you are hopeless", with a monthly income of 3,000, hopeless? It is public opinion to talk about heroes by income level, and it is the initial heart how to look at life.

What is the essential purpose of acquiring wealth? Whether we are transforming society, creating value or improving quality.

It is important not to forget that your initiative will not get lost in the jungle of money on the road to success.

Society is pluralistic and stratified, which is the normal state of a society. Efforts and struggles to improve oneself are the basic driving force for a society to keep moving forward.

We never ridicule poverty, but we never give up our desire to change poverty, enjoy life properly and not be burdened by wealth and money. This is the great wisdom of life.

It's enough to live in the present, don't rely on others, do what you want, don't be lazy and die, don't eat and die. Our life should be decided by ourselves, not by listening to other people's noise.

As for those heartfelt remarks, Jiuyang Zhen Jing once gave you an internal experience and took it out to encourage you:

"He is stronger than himself, the breeze blows the hills, he passes by him, and the bright moon shines on the river."

I am poor, but is it your turn?