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Reading glasses are jingling, please tell me.

It looks strange. I've seen the Monkey King fight monsters, I've seen Zhu Bajie fall in love, and I've never seen my third-generation reading glasses. Slow down when you are fast, stand for a stop when you are slow, go forward, stand forward and lean forward. If you stand far away, you can't see two steps forward, which is helpful to your life. The new product has just arrived, and it was reported on TV. Turn on Channel 7, and the experts will introduce it.

If you don't know, there must be no channel on TV. Even if there is no channel, today is a coincidence! The manufacturer sent us to advertise, and we didn't make a penny! Today, I will bring you a high-definition drug resin reading glasses: this drug resin reading glasses was developed by Professor Huang Zhonghua, an ophthalmologist in China, who introduced the production technology and processing technology of Bosch & Lomb Glasses Company in the United States for decades;

This product is made of the latest resin material, which is environmentally friendly, light and durable, and won't break after falling, pressing, folding, pulling and smashing for ten or eight years. For us, we usually have presbyopia, dry eyes, moist eyes, clear eyes, blurred vision, reading books, reading newspapers, watching TV, chatting online and reading a mobile phone message. Welcome to our.

See for yourself, use it, choose it and try it. It has been registered and has a trademark. It sells well all over the country. Who has seen our good things? Only when we put on glasses can we know how many legs flies have, mosquitoes kiss and ants drink water. We hope this high-definition drug resin reading glasses brought today can help you. I hope you can come to our event site and have a look for yourself.

See if you can bring more convenience to your work, study and life;

Of course, today's activity only brought 200 sets of products, the number is limited, and the opportunity is rare. I wanted to buy it as soon as possible, so I bought a belt. You should hurry up and pay some money to buy good goods. All the people who come here are repeat customers. It's your fault not to buy it today. Don't be afraid of wolves before and tigers after. You can't be the boss if you buy glasses. You can't make decisions on big and small issues. If you stand here all morning, you can't be a family, you can only be a master.

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The present situation of the prodigal son in Jianghu

No matter in the north and south of China, county and town fairs and other places, you can see all kinds of stalls for sale, such as pencil sharpeners, pressure cookers, soymilk machines, oil-absorbing treasures and so on. The boss shouted the slogan of factory promotion with trumpet, mixed with the language of jingle and duet, which often attracted a large number of buyers or onlookers. This is the Jianghu business now, and its specialty is Jianghu running.

There is a lot of professional knowledge in these humble sales. Good booths often test the experience of sellers, but there are also secrets that customers don't know, as well as strict marketing keys and industry rules.