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What is the real meaning of brothers?
A brother is someone whose daughter-in-law can say "ours".
Brother is the first person who wants to tell you when you get into trouble and stir up trouble. He just scolds you for being an idiot and blames you for finding something for him, but the next day you find that he has helped you with all the big things and small feelings.
Brother usually says that you can't sing well when you are tone-deaf, but it's worse than anyone who sings in KTV.
Brother is the first person who applauds and laughs the loudest when you make a fool of yourself. But after laughing, he is the only one who is willing to help you. < P > Brother always talks about "A man can't cry lightly when he is in tears", but he will cry like a child in front of you. < P > Brother will just spit out his tongue to apologize to you even if he gives you any big trouble, instead of crying and asking you to forgive him. < P > Brother is that you have something on your mind to find him out to split wine, and he advises you to drink less and say that drinking too much will hurt your health. But in the end, he drank more than you.
Brother just kept your mobile phone, home phone, phone number Q, MSN birthday blood type, home address and your parents' mobile phone number in his mobile phone.
Brother can give up the whole world for a woman, and he can also give up that woman for you.
Brother never told you when he was wronged, but he was the first to say no when you were wronged.
Brother is happy because you are happy. But he is sad and doesn't want you to be sad with him.
Brother is that you call him in the middle of the night. He asks you what's the matter nervously first, and then he starts to complain about you when he learns that it's nothing serious.
Brother sends 1 text messages to comfort you when you are lovelorn. Later, I laughed at you for being lovelorn.
Brother is the person who grabbed chicken wings from you at KFC.
Brother is the person who drank himself but took two cups.
Brother is the person who gave you the most comfortable sofa and then sat on your lap with a shy face.
Brother is the person who was caught by the teacher when you passed him a message during the exam. He said he forced you to do this.
A brother is someone who insists on wearing your underwear, but laughs at the fact that your underwear is too small.
A brother is someone who insists on sleeping in your bed and won't let you sleep on the sofa.
A brother is someone who laughs at your underwear for being too small.
A brother is someone who is drunk. He vomited all over the dirt, but he didn't regret carrying you home.
Brother is the person who grabbed the cigarette and said that smoking is not good, but he smoked it himself when you were depressed and wanted to smoke.
Brother is when you were bullied. You have to be the first person to stand up and take it out on you when you are scared to pee your pants.
A brother is someone who can sacrifice himself for you.
A brother is someone who works for you and doesn't want you to know.
A brother is someone who has something delicious, fun and beautiful to eat.
A brother is someone who is in trouble and is still wondering if you will meet the same difficulties.
A brother is someone who mercilessly criticizes the team you support while watching the ball and doesn't give you a chance to talk back.
A brother just doesn't have anything to do with you. People who are interested in things you like because of their hobbies
A brother is someone who accepts the gift you gave him without saying thank you
A brother is someone who knows everything about you better than he knows himself
A brother is someone who takes your mother as his own mother
A brother is someone who laughs at you for not drinking enough when you are poured over, but wants to carry you home when you are too tired to death
A brother is someone who shouts "When you are poured over. The person who will still be knocked over by you next time
A brother is the person who will call you to report his safety only five minutes before he leaves
A brother is the person who will have a sprite with you
A brother is the person who will help you greet the guests at your home
A brother is the person who will spend the night with friends in your home, let the girls sleep on the bed and the boys sleep on the sofa, and he will sleep on the floor with you
A brother will just beat around the bush to tease you and won't let you.
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