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The doctor asked the patient how he broke his bone. The patient said, I thought there was sand in my shoes, so I shook my shoes with a telephone pole. An asshole passed by and thought I was electrocuted, so he picked up a wooden stick and gave me two!
3. In biology class, the teacher asked: How can we correctly distinguish the hands and feet of an octopus? Answer: Give it a fart to smell. Is the hand will cover your nose, and the rest is your feet. The whole class fell down.
4, a person always farts at work, and colleagues can't help but say: Can you keep quiet? Then I saw him sitting there trembling. Colleagues asked him what he was doing, and he replied, I am tuned to vibration now!
5, someone riding a bicycle, heard passers-by yelling: go, go, go ... I think I can sing: Oh, oh ... I plunged into the ditch before my voice fell, and passers-by scolded: I told you I was still riding in the ditch! You deserve to fall to death.
6, carp and tortoise to get a marriage certificate. The clerk asked the turtle's age, and the turtle: 100. Quasi-marriage
7. A couple came to the wishing pool. The husband bent down and made a wish, then threw a coin into the well. My wife also wanted to make a wish, but when she bent down, she accidentally fell into the well. The husband was surprised, then smiled and said to himself: What a spirit!
8. A couple are fishing by the river, and the lady always quarrels. After a while, the fish took the bait, and the lady said, this fish is really poor. The husband said, yes, just shut up.
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