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Zhaotong boy picked xanthium from the roadside and covered himself with it. What funny things did you do as a child?
Zhaotong boy picked xanthium from the roadside and covered himself with it. What funny things did you do as a child? When I was a child, I did too many funny things. When I was a child, I was actually very ignorant. When I saw a beautiful butterfly flying in front of my eyes, I ran up and chased it all the time, and then I chased it farther and farther. I didn't catch it myself, but I ran very tired. In the end, I couldn't catch it. Instead, I ran to my parents and cried at them, saying that I wanted a butterfly. At that time, my parents were actually very helpless. Finally, I had to make a tool to help catch butterflies. At last, I caught butterflies and put them in a bag, and then sealed the mouth. I didn't expect butterflies to breathe in it at all. After taking them out for a while, I found them dead. This is really a childhood shadow.
The boy in Zhaotong picked Xanthium sibiricum from the roadside, and it was covered with sticky people. It was really uncomfortable to look at people with intensive phobia, but I have to say it was really funny. The boy was covered with Xanthium sibiricum, and I really wanted to help him pull it down a little bit, but it was also funny to look at it. Let him have a little childhood. Moreover, when I was young, there were some children. They were actually social cows, and they didn't know whether they were social cows or newborn calves. They didn't know what social fear was. As long as people came, they would gather around people, and sometimes they would even hide next to people and laugh with them, feeling silly.
But in fact, in retrospect, most children were not particularly good when they were young. Some things that were difficult to accept happened, which is actually quite common. We look at normal acceptance with a normal attitude. Even sometimes children secretly take a lot of snacks to school and put them in their schoolbags, and then go to school to wait until class to eat without food, even if they are hungry, they wait until class to eat. Do you think it's irritating? After the teacher found out and told his parents, he was told by his mother that it was really a childhood shadow.
I especially liked a little girl when I was a child. At that time, I always wanted to kiss my relatives' home with others, but I was stopped by my parents. I still regret it all the time. Now I think it was actually quite funny at that time. I can't like to watch it alone. If it looks cute, go to my relatives' home. Imagine a picture of a child chasing another child and wanting to kiss someone's face. Is it funny? I have to say that that time was still very simple, still very pure, and it was really a time for people to miss forever.
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