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What did Zhuge Liang say in the glory of the king? Summary of Zhuge Liang's lines
1, do your best and let you die.
2. Retreat is also a strategy. Hey, what's with your suspicious eyes?
3, the world is like chess, one step and three calculations.
4, strategizing, winning thousands of miles!
5, Chibi storm!
6. Don't do anything that has no absolute chance of winning.
7. Too low IQ is contagious. Get away from me!
8. Calculate the right time, the right place, the right person, and deduce the combat effectiveness of the opposite side-only five.
9. Listen to your Hu, and the messy notes play the truth. (Triggered for Cai Wenji)
10, it's time to play. (meta song trigger)
1 1. Don't be anyone's puppet. (meta song trigger)
12, making cannon fodder, not pollution. (triggered by Huang Zhong)
13, overestimating the power of bullying will only make you have an illusion! (triggered by Cao Cao)
14, once again, I am not a fortune teller. (Triggered on Liu Bei)
Extended data:
Wuling xian jun's lines:
1, what you can see through is called fate, but what you can't see through is yourself.
When I know nothing, I have everything.
She planted a peach tree in my memory, and since then, she has cultivated it carefully.
If I am good-looking and break the dogma, I have committed a heinous crime.
5, peach and plum spring breeze, it is better to look back.
6. Sometimes flowers bloom, but reunion is indefinite.
7. Think about it. (defeated)
Being single limits your imagination. (provocative)
Golden ratio line:
1, a perfect geometer, used Fibonacci series to divide the battlefield.
The most romantic friendship in the world is to solve differential geometry problems with you.
Without logical deduction and induction, you can't prove your cuteness.
4, Vitruwei people, huh! Supreme aesthetics ~
5. A line is divided into two sections, and the ratio of one section to the whole is equal to the ratio of the other section to this section. This is the golden section.
6. Let me speak for two more minutes. (defeated)
7. You are the worst class I have ever taught. (provocative)
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