I urgently need a sitcom or sketch script about campus life in middle school.

Multi-person sketch: "seeing a doctor"

[Time] Early morning

[Location] A clinic outside a university.

[character]

Doctor (male): a newly graduated intern of traditional Chinese medicine.

Student A (male): An online game fan, who just came out of the Internet cafe after playing all night.

Student B (female): Super girl, singing hoarse.

Student C (female): Korean drama fan.

Student Ding (male): C's boyfriend has a foot injury.

[Preface field]

The doctor (with a cup of soybean milk in his right hand and a white coat on his left arm) came to the stage. Approaching the stage with great interest): Hello everyone! I am an intern of traditional Chinese medicine, and I visited Li Shizhen. The teacher is not at home today, so I will take the clinic for him, hehe! Turn the table, put down the soybean milk cup and put on the white coat. Hearing the audience whispering, he stepped forward) Well, what do you mean, I won't see a doctor? What are you talking about? Don't underestimate me, although I haven't studied medicine for a long time, but this college student has any incurable diseases, just let me feel the pulse, just one word, accurate! (Turning to the table and picking up the soymilk cup) Don't believe me. Hum, give me a cup of soybean milk. I can handle the slick!

[Scene 1]

Doctor, I don't feel well.

Doctor: Hey, I'm coming. (walks over) What kind of fried dough sticks are you?

Doctor, I don't eat fried dough sticks.

Doctor: Oh, I mean what's wrong with you? !

Just walking in the street, I suddenly felt dizzy and a little nauseous. (vomiting)

Doctor: You want to throw up, right? I'm afraid you'll eat something bad. Come on, sit down first. The cafeteria in this school is always dirty. You must have eaten flies. You are very lucky. I've eaten nails before. (Fu Jia sits down)

Doctor, I haven't eaten yet.

Doctor: Oh, I didn't eat. Do you have a bad appetite I'm worried about my stomach. Let me take your pulse. (Take the arm vein of armor)

A (suddenly eyes wide open, eyes dull): Oh, doctor!

Doctor (surprised): What's the matter!

A: I always feel in a daze all the way. Now, as soon as I sit down, my mind is full of magical world, colorful, full of sparks, and many monsters ... (gesturing with both hands, playing keyboard with one hand and sliding mouse with the other)

Doctor: daydreaming! ?

I haven't dreamed for three days.

Doctor (puzzled): Then your sleep quality is not bad …

A: No, I didn't sleep at all!

Doctor (puzzled): Didn't sleep? Well, it's far from the exam. There's no need to stay up so hard, is there?

A: I ... I went online ... to play games. I played Warcraft for three days. As soon as I reached level 249, it was dawn ... (pity)

Doctor: (violently shaking off A's hand) Hum! Play again and it will be 250! ! (Standing up) I understand, totally understand, and I don't need to look at this pulse. You're sick. ...

Doctor, what's wrong with me?

Doctor: this disease is that my mind is full of blood and rivers and lakes asking about the journey, and I look trance-like and go astray …

A: Is this sleepwalking?

Doctor: Online games!

A: I have never heard of ...

Doctor (approaching the stage and facing the audience): Yes, online games! Hey, the students here fall in love with internet cafes when they have nothing to do. Internet cafes are their home. I don't go to this class, I don't eat, I don't even sleep, I only remember the fighting and killing in the game! This online game is addictive, everything is wrong! I used to have a classmate, like him, whose IQ and EQ are still fantasy!

Doctor, is this disease easy to treat?

Doctor (turning to A): Easy to cure, easy to cure ... I'll give you eight words, quit Internet addiction and stay away from online opium!

A (counting his fingers, muttering in a low voice): Quit … Apart from … Internet addiction, far … has ten words.

Doctor (taking medicine in front of the medicine cabinet): I'll prescribe a pair of medicine for calming the nerves and nourishing the brain for you. Go back and have a good sleep. Did you hear that? Here! (Pass the medicine to A)

A (taking medicine): I see, doctor. How much is this medicine?

Doctor: 38.

Doctor, the price of this medicine has been publicly reduced. Why is it still so expensive?

Doctor (goes back to his desk to get his notebook): We don't sell any drugs with reduced prices.

A: Not for sale?

Doctor (looking up to explain): Oh, no, no. You don't know, as long as this price-reducing drug is on the bulletin board, the manufacturer will stop production immediately.

I see.

Doctor: Go ahead, go ahead, and remember to eat something when you go back. (Sit down to book)

A: Thank you, doctor. (turning around)

[Scene 2]

B (coughing, hoarse voice): Doctor, I see a doctor …

Doctor (getting up and approaching): Oh, what's the matter, handsome?

B (unhappy): Doctor, I'm a girl, super girl.

Doctor (looking up and down, then facing the audience): Girl? Hehe, super girl, super girl, neither male nor female. What's the matter? Do you have a cold? Is your voice like this?

B (touching his throat): Doctor, I don't have a cold, but my throat is uncomfortable. Please take a look at it for me.

Doctor: Oh, come on, open your mouth. Ah ... (holding a pen to raise B)

B (opens his mouth): Ah. ...

Doctor: Higher.

B (loudly): Ah! ……

Doctor: Higher.

B (clearing his throat loudly): Ah! ! ..... (singing in a broken voice) Oh, doctor, you have a good eye. You can tell at a glance that I can't play high notes. ...

Doctor: What high notes can't go up? I told you to keep your head up. (B looked up and opened his mouth, and the doctor looked intently and said) Well, your throat is so congested that if you don't pay attention, I'm afraid your vocal cords will be broken. (turning to the table to get a glass of water)

B (anxiously following the doctor): Ah, doctor! The vocal cords are broken. Doctor, how can I sing? You must help me cure them! !

Doctor (pours a glass of water and turns to B): Don't worry, don't worry, come on, drink some water to moisten your throat first.

Doctor (looking at B drinking water): Hey, you just said that you are a super girl. Which teacher are you from?

B (swallowing, saying): Yes, my name is Zhang Yuchun, from Chengdu Division, but I was dropped by PK this year.

Doctor: Well, I only know that there is a Chris Lee, and you are half a celebrity.

B: Chris Lee is a celebrity, but I, Zhang Yuchun, am only a personal name. (Facing the audience) So, I must learn from Chris Lee, learn from her coolness, learn from her handsomeness, and strive to continue to compete next year. (Emotion is high) As long as there is her voice and her figure, the super girl champion will be at your fingertips! Listen to her last year and listen to me next year! (In the advertisement, the hand holding the cup made a gesture and accidentally spilled water on his body.)

The doctor took the cup from B.

B (patting the body to continue): Everyone applauds, which will definitely fulfill my super girl dream!

Doctor: You are really ill!

Doctor, what's the matter?

Doctor: Supergirl paranoia! (Approaching the stage and addressing the audience) Hey, girls nowadays like dream stars. This is just a matter of super girl draft, but choosing Chris Lee instead of choosing men and women has become the image standard of super girl. Well, if I dress up as a woman, I can't believe I can't win the championship. Look at this Zhang Yuchun, what is this crime!

Doctor (turning to B): I said Chris Lee, oh, no, Zhang Yuchun, you learned this disease from Chris Lee. I'll give you some medicine. Drink it if you can. Take good care of your voice. (Go to the medicine cabinet to get medicine)

B (questioning): Doctor, can I still sing?

Doctor: Yes, you can sing if you like. It's louder than Chris Lee! It's a good thing you didn't learn from Jay Chou. If you learn from him, you won't speak fluently. Here you are. (Pass the medicine to B)

Oh, thank you, doctor. (b pays to leave, and the doctor returns to the table)

[Scene 3]

Ding (stumbling barefoot on the court, after entering the door, he inquired carefully outside, and when he saw no one following him, he hurried to the doctor. Because it dances like a swan dance): doctor, doctor! Please take a look at my foot injury. Ouch!

Doctor (seeing Ding wrestling, help him up quickly): Yo, slow down, slow down, you seem to be badly hurt and can't put on your shoes? Sit down first. Let's go

Doctor (sits down and lifts Ding's foot): It's swollen badly. How did it happen?

Ding (it hurts terribly): Please show it to me, doctor.

Doctor: Did you sprain it during military training?

D: I'm not a freshman, doctor.

Doctor: Yes, I've never seen a soldier walk like you. Did you fall down while playing ball?

Ding (shaking his head): No.

Doctor: How did that happen? My toe is swollen.

Ding is in pain. He is embarrassed.

Doctor: Are you talking? !

D: I'm ... I'm embarrassed to say.

Doctor (a little angry): Why are you so big? If you don't tell me what to look at, I have to find the cause!

D (hesitantly): Doctor, this is ... this is ... watching Korean dramas ...

Doctor: Did you watch Korean dramas? What are you talking about? Why don't you burn it? ! (Touching Ding's forehead)

Doctor, here's the thing. I have a girlfriend who is a Korean drama fan and drags me to watch Korean dramas when she has nothing to do. I used to watch Dae Jang Geum, but I was considerate and gentle ... (I bowed my head and rubbed my hands, shy)

Doctor (doubtfully): But ... What does this have to do with the foot injury?

Ding (full of bitterness): You don't know, doctor. It's because you watch Wild Girlfriend, Wild Teacher Sister and Wild Female Teacher ... Well, she always hits me and scolds me. We used to have a good relationship, but now I'm getting numb. Not long ago, she forced me to walk in the street in her high heels for two weeks!

Doctor: Two weeks. Why didn't you come earlier? It is really ...

D: She has been paying attention to this matter. I can't help it! Today, I really can't stand it. I dumped her halfway when she wasn't looking, threw away my high heels and came to you ... (C said, carrying a bag in one hand and high heels in the other. Ding panicked and hid behind the doctor. ! Doctor! ! Coming! ……

Doctor (turning his head): Who is it? !

(To the audience): Barbarian girlfriend Gianna Jun!

Doctor (see C): As the saying goes, big eyes are charming, small eyes are charming, and neither too big nor too small is the most charming. I saw your eyes ... (scared)

C (overbearing): What?

Doctor (trembling with fear): How frightening! ! ……

C: It's none of your business. Get out of my way. Pushing the doctor aside, the doctor fell down. Slowly approaching ding)

C: Do you dare to throw shoes?

Ding panicked and hid at the foot of the table.

C: put it on for me! (throwing high heels in front of Ding)

Ding shook his head.

C: Will you wear it or not?

D: no ... put it on.

Captain: Don't you dare say that! He threw the bag at Ding, and then he went forward and slapped Ding, who was terrible. )

Doctor (stands up and faces the audience trembling): Han … feels …! Typical ... Korean flu! Worse than bird flu! ! I'd better run I ... (The doctor comes down in a panic)

Under the pressure of C, Ding put on high heels and limped off the stage. C followed closely, beating and cursing.

C (turning to pick up the bag on the floor before stepping down, and then pointing to the stage): What are you looking at? Give me a clap!