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Piggy gawk

Piggy is a dumb pig. He has been in candy primary school for some time. But every day, except for Mr. Yang, who stammers "Go, Go, Go …" when he calls the roll, he never talks to other children.

There is a big wooden house next to the candy primary school. This wooden house is very old. The wall outside the house is covered with green ivy and scattered with a few small yellow flowers.

There are often "meows" in the wooden house, and the children in the candy primary school are afraid and never dare to get close.

On this day, there was another sad cry in the wooden house. The kind little rabbit said, "Who lives in the wooden house?" Why do you always cry so sadly? Is it because there are no carrots to eat? "

The dog thought for a moment and said, "No, I think it's because there are no bones."

The naughty monkey said, "No, because there are no peaches!" " "

The rabbit plucked up his courage and said, "Don't guess. It must be pitiful for him to cry so sadly. Teacher Yang often says that we should help the poor. Let's help him together. Dull, will you go with us? "

Gawk also wanted to help others, so he nodded hard.

In this way, the rabbit took the carrot, the dog took the bone, the monkey took the peach, and finally the pig followed. Everyone lined up and walked to the cabin.

The door of the cabin creaked when the little monkey pushed it gently, and everyone crowded together nervously. A closer look shows that the wooden house is empty and there is a thick layer of dust everywhere. There is only an old rocking chair next to a window that can shine into the sun. Grandma bear sat in this rocking chair and cried sadly.

Little rabbit ran over and put the carrot in Grandma Bear's hand, and said, "Grandma Bear, why are you crying?" Look, I brought you delicious carrots! "But Grandma Bear cried without looking at the carrot.

The puppy also ran over and stuffed the meat bone to Grandma Bear, saying, "Grandma Bear, don't be sad, have a meat bone!" " "Grandma Bear is still crying.

The little monkey is the cleverest. He put the peach in grandma bear's apron, patted her on the shoulder and said, "grandma bear, don't cry, I'll give it to you!" " Grandma Xiong is not only unhappy, but more and more sad.

Look at me, three children. I look at you. There's nothing I can do. Piggy is also sad that he is slow. Grandma Bear's crying made him feel very sad. He especially wants to comfort grandma bear. However, he doesn't talk like other children, and he didn't bring grandma bear a gift.

Gawk more think more sad, more think more sad, so a * * * sitting at grandma bear's feet, "meowed" burst into tears. Grandma Bear cried loudly, and he cried even louder. Grandma bear cried very sadly, and he cried even more sadly.

They just cried for a while, and grandma bear finally couldn't help it. She sobbed and asked, "Pig, why are you crying? Why are you crying so sad?"

Staring blankly at my nose, I choked up and said, "I, I, I saw you there, so sad, I, I just want to accompany you and cry with you."

It's the first time a child has heard such a long sentence. Both he and grandma bear cried out of breath, and no one stuttered because of this joke.

Grandma bear finally held back her tears and said, "lovely pig, thank you!" " Thank you too, little friends! I cried sadly because I missed my little bear. Many years ago, there was a flood on the candy mountain, and he lost contact with me. My bear is very cute. His left ear is green. I will never forget it. I really miss him. "

The children sympathize with Grandma Xiong and are deeply impressed by their usual obscurity. Everyone said in unison, "Grandma Bear, we will often come to visit you in the future, so that you will never be lonely again!" " "

Grandma bear finally smiled.

The pig smiled happily, and there were crystal tears on his chubby face.

On the way back to the city from Candy Mountain, the children found a bear cake shop.

The whole cake shop is in the shape of a smiling bear's head, which is very cute. A group of greedy cats couldn't help it at once, clamoring for teacher Yang to take them to eat cake.

So, the enthusiastic bear boss wore a tall chef's hat and gave each child a "treasure of the town shop"-bear cake.

The bear cake is made to life. A brown bear, round head, round eyes, round mouth covered with chocolate cream. The most special thing is the bear's left ear, which is made of matcha cream.

Everyone ate well, but the pig looked at the cake and began to stay.

Teacher Yang asked, "Dull, why don't you eat?"

I didn't speak, ran to the door and looked up. Bear Cake Shop The left ear of this bear house is also green!

I just remembered that grandma bear said that the left ear of the bear she lost was green. Could this bear boss be a bear who has lost contact with Grandma Bear? However, he is an adult.

I can't understand it, so I have to use the stupidest method. Summoning up his courage, he ran over and grabbed Boss Bear's trouser leg and asked, "Bear, Boss Bear, can you, can you show me your ears?"

Teacher Yang and the children are very strange. Boss Xiong looked at the plain and sincere eyes and didn't ask anything. He just took off the chef's hat with a smile.

Wow, Boss Bear's left ear is really green!

I was so excited that I stammered, took the picture and said, "Bear, grandma bear, school,

Next to school! "

Everyone was puzzled and didn't understand what gawk was saying.

I have never been in such a hurry because of stuttering. Sweat oozes from my forehead.

Teacher Yang comforted: "Dull, you speak slowly, don't worry."

I took a deep breath and said, "Many, many years ago, Candy Mountain, big river." Slow or unclear, anxious to cry. He looked at the rabbit, monkey and puppy for help and said, "Rocking chair, grandma bear, lost bear!" " "

The clever puppy was the first to react, and then the rabbit and the monkey remembered the "green-eared bear" that Grandma Bear often mentioned.

Several children talked like beans for a long time, and finally Mr. Yang and Mr. Xiong probably understood.

Boss Xiong said excitedly with tears, "Thank you, piggy!" " And your friends! I haven't found my mother since the flood! Thank you very much I'm a bear with a mother again! "

The children are a little confused. The little monkey asked, "Although your ears are green, you are a big bear, not a little bear!" " "

Teacher Yang smiled and said, "Silly boy, after so many years, the bear of that year certainly grew up!" " Ok, let's hurry back and take the lovely boss bear to see grandma bear! "

The pig smiled with relief. He finally helped Grandma Bear realize her wish.