Storm joke

1, the story of camel camel camel asked in the small zoo, "Mom, why are our eyes so long?" Mother camel said, "When the wind comes, long eyelashes will enable us to see the direction of the storm." The little camel asked, "mom, mom, why do our camels carry so much and die so ugly!" " Mother camel said: "This is called hump, which can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure the condition of not drinking water for more than ten days in the desert." The little camel asked, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" Mother camel said, "This will keep our bodies from getting stuck in the soft sand, which is convenient for a long journey." The little camel was so happy: "Wow, we are so useful! ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and don't go hiking in the desert? " My talents are very useful, but no one uses them now. Good mentality+successful teaching+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage to play their full potential.

The little camel in the camel zoo asked his mother, "Mom, why are our eyelashes so long?" Mother camel said, "When a sandstorm comes, long eyelashes can make us all see clearly in the storm." The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our backs so camel and ugly!" " "Mother camel said," This is called hump. It can help us to store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can endure it for more than ten days without drinking water or eating in the desert. The little camel asked again, "Mom, why are our soles so thick?" "Mother camel said," This can prevent our heavy bodies from sinking into soft sand and facilitate long-distance travel. The little camel was very happy: "Wow, we are really useful! " ! But mom, why are we still in the zoo and not hiking in the desert? "My talent will be useful, but it's a pity that no one uses it now. Good mentality+successful teaching materials+infinite stage = success. Everyone's potential is unlimited, and the key is to find a stage where you can give full play to your potential.

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast,

She can't bite because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw one.

Mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; so

The mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't.

Don't bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse.

rat She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I

I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but so will I.

Old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things they do.

When they were young. "

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Old cat

An old woman has a cat.

This cat is very old,

It can't run fast,

You can't bite,

Because it's too old.

One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. because

So the mouse slipped out of its mouth because the old cat couldn't bite it.

So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat, and the cat said:

"

no

Beat your old servant,

I have served you for many years,

I'm willing to help you,

But,

I really ...

Too old, don't be so cruel to the old man, remember what the old man did when he was young.

Love.

"

An old cat is short and easy to carry. It is also slightly philosophical. I once recited it in the Star of Hope competition. Very easy to remember.