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What is the most embarrassing thing about eating?
I'll share a story with you. Once a buddy called to say that he was going out for dinner, and he treated me, and then he went, three people.
After arriving at my destination, I ordered some dishes and some beer. Because it is summer, people like to sit outdoors and drink some cold beer. But just as we started to eat, two people came over, greeted one of the three of us and sat down directly!
At that time, the buddy who invited us to dinner didn't say anything, because he knew one of us and asked for some beer, but after a while, several people came to know each other, chatted and sat down!
At this time, I saw that the guests looked a little ugly, because these people didn't know him or me, but they just knew him and began to drink noisily.
I saw that he was pale at this time, so I told him that I would go to the bathroom, and then he stood up and checked out, and then we found another place to drink!
Seriously, this kind of thing is so embarrassing. Think about it. You invite friends to dinner and drink, and then you come over and make a scene with a bunch of people you don't know, leaving the guests alone. What kind of behavior is this!
The most embarrassing thing about eating is definitely at my place!
I used to talk about boyfriends in high school and go out to eat noodles with boyfriends. I'm sitting opposite him!
We are boyfriend and girlfriend, sometimes just like buddies. When joking, we are talking nonsense, and we can kill people in one day!
We sat together for dinner that day, and he tried to tell me jokes opposite me, one after another! ! !
Then, as soon as I took a bite of noodles, he made a wonderful remark. I put my bite in my mouth and burst out laughing! !
The point is, the point is, when it snows, not only noodles come out of your mouth, but also …
Moreover, there is one in the nose, trembling and showing off in an ostentatious manner!
When my boyfriend saw me, one of them couldn't hold back, and the food in his mouth came out! ! !
Being treated like a fool by others, and then, I'm sorry to clean up!
Since then, I have had a shadow when I eat noodles, but whenever others talk, I quickly swallow noodles and can't chew at all! ! !
At that time, the male and female friends of high school classmates were joking and getting happier every day. Now I think it's exciting!
Really every memory has a story, hahahaha!
Are you more embarrassed than me? Certainly not!
Once I went to work in a subordinate department, people took me as a pledge and caught up with the lunch meal. I couldn't get away from it, and I got involved with another client.
The landlord can also buy this book. This restaurant is a Cantonese restaurant. Private room. Sit in the back and chat. I didn't know how to eat, so I went to a big table. The host greeted everyone for dinner. There is a dish that looks like a turtle. I really haven't eaten it. I was stupid when I was eating. The host kept trying, and he was happy to drink some wine. Push a cup for a change, so lively! It's very kind of the host to serve this dish for a while and that dish for a while. No one served that turtle dish, and I was embarrassed to take chopsticks. The host was so hospitable that he accidentally wandered out: Who will eat the tortoise? You said that everyone wants to take supplements, and the public doesn't know how to eat them at this time. I don't think so. I'm nervous. How do I answer the phone? I had a brainwave. I said, it's my host's treat Thank you! Let's all eat turtles! As soon as the words fell, the turtle dishes were quickly eaten up. Everyone forgot those inappropriate words, and the embarrassment disappeared.
It used to be a treat, but now it is basically put an end to it.
Embarrassment is the past, happiness is today.
If nothing else, I was 19 years old when I was at school. I went out to eat at noon, went to a small shop and ordered fried noodles. I accidentally walked into the kitchen and the chef saw me. I quickly took off the lid, vaguely feeling fishy and wondering if someone was going to blow it up again. I ate a piece of broken porcelain in the middle of eating noodles and lost my appetite in an instant. I haven't been to that store since then, and I'm still doing it because I'm an old customer. I don't make money from my conscience. If it were now, I think I would talk to my boss. So now, let's sum up eating in a restaurant. Don't offend waiters and chefs, because you don't know if they will spit on you or put things in it. I really can't see eating.
My feeling is that it will be embarrassing to have unexpected guests at dinner.
Why?
Because you were eating, suddenly someone came. What should you do?
Keep eating by yourself? Not appropriate, is it? It's rude to invite people to dinner? There is no food preparation, the quantity is not enough, and the variety is much worse.
I usually eat by myself, of course it's very simple. No matter from the taste to the variety, it is very sloppy. It's basically a game against the stomach. It's okay to be full and not hungry. What about color, fragrance and taste?
Our life has never been simple, and there are no complicated needs.
But suddenly a guest comes, which will be embarrassing. Keep eating, no, it's not appropriate to invite people to the table. If you prepare food at home, it's no problem and it's easy to resolve the embarrassment.
If you are unemployed, just go into the kitchen to wash and cut vegetables, turn on the stove and cook for guests.
What if you are not prepared? There is nothing to eat in the refrigerator. What should I do? Awkward? Of course it's embarrassing.
Go to the street and buy food quickly!
Think about it, isn't the whole period of entertaining guests awkward? Ha ha.
This embarrassing thing, it is better to happen less. Once is enough to remember a lifetime.
I've been so embarrassed, so embarrassed. The whole person is at a loss, haha. Continue? No Not going on? It's hard to get. In a dilemma
Embarrassed once, unforgettable.
So, later, my refrigerator was always full. That's always ready. Visitors come in for entertainment. I don't want to be embarrassed anymore. Ha ha laugh ...
In the middle of a table of people sitting quietly waiting to serve, I suddenly couldn't control my head, only felt twitching to the right and couldn't control myself. Then I know nothing.
I opened my eyes, felt dizzy, and threw up all over the floor. I have never fainted. I fainted this time. I haven't recovered for a month.
I was embarrassed to face a table of people waiting for dinner, but fortunately everyone didn't dislike it.
It is not easy to live because of illness, but I still work hard.
There are too many embarrassing things! I don't know how to say the most embarrassing moment!
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