Humorous and funny earthy love words suitable for teasing objects

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (I) 1. Like you, serious and timid, and stick to it.

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

I just want to do four things with you every day-three meals a day.

I dreamed of you last night. I don't know whether you miss me or I miss you.

5. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"

6. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you.

8. I am nine, you are three, and besides you, you are still.

9. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

10. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.

1 1. Don't let me see you again, or I will like you once when I see you.

12. In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

13. "In your heart"

14. "Shh, listen" "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."

15. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, you will find that I have caught you.

16. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

17. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

18. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns in front of me, even if 10 thousand people stop me, even if I am white-haired.

19. Baby, tell me when your lips are dry. I will kiss you. Don't let lipstick take advantage of you.

20. Go to sleep with your dreams and wake up with the desire to see you.

Humorous and funny earthy love stories suitable for teasing objects (part two) 2 1. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

23. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

24. "I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"

25. Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.

26. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."

27. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.

28. "I want to change my avatar." What kind? "You are like this."

29. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

30. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

3 1. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."

32. I like this snack! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.

33. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

If you don't want to leave home, I will level the mountains and seas for you. If you don't want to get married far away, I will set foot in Wan Li for you.

35. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.

36. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.

37. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"

38. I like you today, tomorrow and every day.

39. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

40. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will pound.

Humorous, funny and earthy love stories used to tease male gods

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (I) 1. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

2. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

3. My worldly desires are you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you and you, you and you.

I don't care about distance. I love mountains and rivers, and mountains and seas can be flat.

I would like to be your little tail, I will follow you wherever you go, accompany you to enjoy the sunset, accompany you to walk in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.

6. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

7. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "

8. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand.

9. "Do you know how many people are in my world?" I don't know. "Of course, you are the only one."

10. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"

1 1. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

12. I remember the light and gentleness you gave me. Even if I am disappointed occasionally, my determination to be with you has never wavered.

13. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

14. I want to spend my whole life learning Chinese to describe how to love someone.

15. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."

16. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

17. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.

18. I hope our chat records will turn into gentle and hot breaths in my ears, and good night on the phone will turn into a kiss on my cheek. I hope everything we hope will come as soon as possible.

19. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.

20. "Do you have a lighter?" "No" "Then how did you light my heart?"

Humorous and funny earth love stories are used to tease male gods (part 2) 2 1. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

22. Only when you have been with yourself for too long will you be eager for love and be eligible for love.

23. "How can I solve my troubles? Only violence ... "? Huh? ""... hug you "

24. Life is short and sweet since I met you.

25. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

26. I hope I am a person who excites you, not a person who feels good after weighing the pros and cons.

27. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

28. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."

29. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."

30. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

3 1. Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

32. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"

33. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

34. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever

35. "Tell me when a girl is tired" tells you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

36. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

37. I drink sugar-free drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

38. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

39. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.

40. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."

Sentences suitable for couples to share humor with each other.

Suitable for couples to tease each other (1) 1. Do you know what my shortcomings are? This is your fault.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!

3. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

4. What time is it now? Point is the starting point of our happiness.

5. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

6. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

7. What do you want, sir? I want to open your heart.

8. Guess what constellation I am "Gemini?" Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.

9. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever seen.

10. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

1 1. Since I like you, my pH is always less than 7.

12. Ten lines of dialogue, one hundred lines of good night, one thousand lines of small talk, and one million lines of nonsense, just to hear what I did in the wedding hall one day.

13. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

14. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.

15. "I feel dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

16. Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I will marry you.

17. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you with the rest of my life.

18. Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.

19. I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life, so I am bubbling at the sight of you in this life.

20. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but when I saw you, I felt I could stop.

Suitable for lovers to tease each other (Part II) 2 1. Nice to meet you.

22. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

23. I said that I don't love you, which is a lie; I lied when I said I didn't care; I told myself that I would never have feelings for you again, which is also a lie.

24. "I want to bite you." Well, try what you are made of. It's so cute. "

25. The food I just ordered hasn't come yet. . . . What would you like to order? I miss you a little.

26. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which two times? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."

27. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?

28. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."

29. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, all the strokes are random scenery, and since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

30. "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

3 1. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

32. I have no story, only this heart that loves you. If you go further, I'll be worried. Look, am I all yours?

33. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it's me!

34. "I have to buy you a compass" and "lest you be lost by me"

35. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"

36. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.

37. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."

38. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

39. "Guess what my constellation is" and "Aries?" "Wrong, it is tailored for you."

40. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "I can't help blushing because I see your face."

The picture shows the love story of picking up girls.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part I;

Going to a 24-hour convenience store in the middle of the night, the salesgirl looked sad.

Me: You don't like the Alps. Oh, what a pity.

Shop assistant: What does it matter?

Yes, it doesn't matter to me whether you laugh or not, but you are really nice. Too bad you don't laugh.

Buying Guandong cooking in the street, the stall owner has a lovely high school student daughter as a helper.

I spilled it when I poured the soup, so I quickly took out the paper: it's not hot, is it?

But wiped it for her: I don't care, but your white and tender hands are definitely not hot.

The barmaid asked, "What would you like to drink today?"

Me: I want to drink you today.

Bar owner: Why do you flirt with everyone?

Me: Nonsense, I have never molested you. This is all your dream.

Outside our business park, a group of strange female employees from other companies passed by.

I said wait, and then take out a bunch of hydrogen balloons.

They: Why did you send us balloons?

Me: This is a hydrogen balloon, because you make me feel fresh.

The new female colleague applied for the job, and the female boss let me in.

Me: Do you usually read books? What is the latest book?

She: Borges's poem My loneliness is a garden, but I don't quite understand it.

Me: It's normal that you don't understand his loneliness, because you make me feel sunshine at first sight.

Later, she sat next to me and wrote: Did you just peek at my writing progress? Don't look, it's very bad.

Me: What's interesting about your manuscript? You look good.

On the fifth day of work, she made me breakfast and cooked lotus seed porridge.

She: Is it delicious?

I shook my head.

She said nervously, I tried it and thought it was ok.

Me: That's strange. I think you added a lot of sugar.

She: No.

Me: Silly, aren't you the incomparable candy?

Play games with the female boss. She wants coke.

I opened the pull ring and handed it to you: the ring is for you.

She: Can I have my salary card, too?

Me: Everyone is yours.

She: You told hr it was invalid.

Me: Why do you think I'm here because I have a chance to help you with it?

She: Simple, don't be so routine.

Me: Then I will simply say that I like you.

She silently put down the game machine and gave up. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Then booss, a woman, told hr (also a woman) and brought it up when docking work problems.

Boss, did she buy you a drink?

Me: I drank a can.

She: So restrained?

Me: Not really. Without you, wine is not as good as yours.

She was so numb to these mouths that she immediately found a loophole.

Are you objectifying women? Completely independent and unequal.

Me: I don't feel wronged by your understanding. You are like wine, rich and intoxicating.

She: Do you know that if you want a man, you will be beaten to death by a woman?

My daughter. Self-evaluation is slightly different from others' cognition: if I were a man, I would definitely die under a woman's skirt.

Pick up hot chicks's love story with local flavor Part II;

Baby, you can lend me 13.

All right.

(Then the other party transfers money to you 13 yuan)

(Then you transfer 14 yuan to the other party)

You lend it to me for life, and I'll pay you back.

I accidentally cut my hand today, so I will draw one for you. Why? So we are a couple.

Why do I think you are strange today? What's so strange about it? Very cute

If you don't understand anything, kiss me.

There are two kinds of people in the world, good people and bad people, and you are neither. You are mine.

Peggy piggy, I deserve you.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

You don't seem to know me. I spent the rest of my life learning about myself.

We will all lose this short life in the end. You might as well be bold, love someone, climb a mountain and pursue a dream.

The love line, lifeline and career line in my hand are all spelled out by your name.

I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit my husband in the chest.

What are the names of all the spinning things on the playground? Rotating A Mu ~

The spring breeze is 10 mile, 50 miles and 100 mile, and the length at the bottom of the sea is 800 meters. Two pieces of Wan Li Dove chocolate, vanilla flavor, eight-up cocoa brownies, durian jackfruit cheese, corn kernels, chicken juice, mashed potatoes, black pepper, beef tenderloin, braised spicy chicken, braised pork ribs and fish in soy sauce are not as good as you.

How many times have I told you, it's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part III;

Can I add pudding to milk tea? Of course. Can I add pearls? Of course. Can I add anything? That's right. Then add a WeChat.

What do you like best? First meeting, young, lucky to meet. Can you be specific? Slowly, the words become boring. Can you be more specific? I like you. No one can touch you.

Do I like sunny days or cloudy days? Sunny, wrong, I like having you every day.

Have you gained weight again recently?

No. Why do you say that?

Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

It's so cold, do you know how to keep warm?

I don't know

I don't know, but I know how to marry you.

What do you belong to?

I am a dog.

Stop lying, you belong to me.

What constellation are you?

I made it for you.

I'll give you a car.

What car?

The old man pushed the car.

Do you like candy?

I like it. Why?

Then I will give you my deoxyribose.

Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

History.

No, you showed up.

How does an amusement park with music spin?

Trojan horse.

A Mu.

I'm a little short of money recently. Can you lend it to me?

Borrow money? of course

It's your hand.

Pick up hot chicks's Love Story with Local Flavor Part IV;

What do you like to drink sweet? Sugar-free, semi-sugar or whole sugar?

sugar-free

Then guess what sweetness I like?

Half sugar?

No, it's your breasts

You are like a game.

What game?

My world; Minecraft;?my?world

Guess what constellation I am.

Taurus?

No, this is tailor-made for you.

Do you know why crows like camels?

know nothing at all

I don't know, just like I like you for no reason.

Do you know why I have a cold?

Have you caught a cold？

Because I have no resistance to you.

Sir, the sea is boundless, and then it was me.

Cute is not a long-term solution, lovely me is a long-term solution.

I hope the passing wind will turn around and hug you.

You are the best. If there is someone better than you, I will pretend not to see it.

I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one.

I want to buy a piece of land from you.

What land?

My unfailing loyalty to you

It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

Why don't you chat with me?

Either you die or I die today.

You are so cute, I love you so much.

I'll give you a remark about a line, because you love a line when you make a line.

It's no use complaining. Give me a hug.

Peggy piggy, you deserve me.

You know what my weakness is? This is your weakness.

Fortunately, I miss you silently, for fear that you will be deafening.

I want to go up with you.

My little girl is incompetent, but she can't slap her lover. Please forgive me.

What kind of meat do you like, beef, pork or mutton? I see. This must be my pride.

I don't like you very much.

Fallen leaves come back to me, I belong to you.

What is the next sentence of Yunxiangyi?

Huaxiangrong

No, I miss you.

Guess where my heart is?

left

Wrong, on your side.

See the world, just to meet you.

May I call you you?

why

Because then I can take you to heart.

If someone chases you, I will trip her/him.

When you barbecue, what do you bake first?

Barbecue first.

I will consider you first.

What's your blood type? You are my ideal type.

I can't avoid you after the first day.

You know who I like? I don't know, just look at the first word.

A broom can sweep the floor, so what can a mobile phone do?

You can scan my QR code.

Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.

Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? He learns from the scriptures and I marry you.