Z. Tao's latest new song show and buzzwords.

Dear friends, Zi Tao's latest program is the new dress of the goddess.

He has no catch phrase.

On the whole, his verbosity is funny. The following is selected from a post bar ↓

On the first day I went to the company, I shouted "Come on, Anihasayou ~" to the steamed stuffed bun.

☆ Sina interview ☆

2. The host asked Tao Tao's criteria for choosing a spouse …

"Actually, I ... I really don't have any requirements in this respect, because I am still young."

In fact, is this thing related to age? ! !

☆ Sohu interview ☆

3. The host said, "I am nearly one round older than you. You can call me uncle. "

Tao Tao innocently held the microphone and whispered, "Uncle ~"

I really don't know this product! Did you take advantage of your uncle or did he take advantage of you? . Not most people say, "You are nothing like my uncle". .

4. I was asked about the criteria for choosing a spouse.

"I went back to tidy up last night. Yes Very beautiful, good figure, well, there are people who are good! "

This is the idea of a little boy! ! That's what my brother told me!

5. When did you practice martial arts?

"When elementary school goes to kindergarten!"

Who can tell me what this is? . .

6. I accidentally dropped the microphone, and the host joked that I would lose one after registering ~

Tao Tao nodded seriously and said, "Good."

The host was frightened by his seriousness and quickly joked.

Seriously, it's so stupid and cute ~

☆ Youku Interview ☆

7. The host's sister distributed special products for everyone to eat. When I was eating Shaqima, the host sister had just finished this sentence, which was my favorite. A sad voice came from the corner: "I don't have a T."

Poor yo, the master's sister immediately sent him her favorite snack, and was later called "baby" by Tao Tao ~

I like to call it that now. What a lovely child!

It is said that the captain will take care of them and get them food. Finally, a sentence was added: "In fact, it's not a good meal = ="

One sentence ruined everything in front! You are captain Hong's contempt! !

9. What is the most unforgettable thing ~

The most unforgettable thing is. Yes Can I think about it? "

Please match Tao Tao's innocent and sincere expression!

☆ Potato interview ☆

10. When the microphone entered Tao Tao's hand, Tao Tao pushed it out again, thinking that the microphone could not receive sound, and whispered, "I'm not ready yet."

Honey! Excuse me, do you know that you are recording a program? ! Do you know that your words have been received? ! Are you awake? !

Interview yinyuetai

1 1, Lei said that Kaebi peaches are ripe. . Seeing someone turn around helplessly, I sighed greatly, "alas!" "

Why do you sigh! I am telling the truth! You immature child!

12. On the recording day of Kuaiben, Tao Tao asked a member (I don't know which one) a question. As a result, he perfunctory. Tao Tao was annoyed and murmured, "Could it be that Dou Ji showed it?" ! "

You, China and South Korea joined forces to say that you want to fight? ! I'm really curious about how he communicates with Korean members. ! Can they understand the language barrier? !

13, ask a meal at the signing ceremony. Before that, I told Tao Tao that I had refueled at SBS. "You certainly don't remember."

A simple teenager thought carefully for a while and nodded sincerely: "hmm!" "

I was moved by his sincerity and cried/(ㄒㄒㄒ)/~ Where the fuck can I find such a stupid love bean?

14, a Korean rice asked Tao Tao if she could give her a wink. . Tao Tao looked puzzled and murmured, "What is a wink?"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, laughing me to death! ! ! Honey, you don't know what a wink is. Why do you always wink at people? .

15, Han Fan was worried that Tao Tao would not write her Korean name (dear, you are so wise), so she asked Tao Tao to sign her screen name "\ (o)/". Tao Tao actually replied: "This ... is very difficult ..."

Support the forehead. . It's hard, it's hard, it's hard. . Baby, let me ask you, what is simple for you? ! ! What is this? ! ! The world is too complicated for you, and your world is too simple, so we can't understand your world, and you can't understand ours, can you? ! So the conclusion is that Z.TAO lives in a different world from ours? ! !

16, Tao Tao asked a Korean rice "Is it anger?"

Cough. Idiot! Don't be so sincere! This relative may have vomited blood. .

17, "that, myopia?"

"Hey? I am not nearsighted. "

"Then can we bring glasses without lenses next time? The photo taken yesterday is reflective. "

"Ha ha ha ha! My eyes are swollen these days, so I want to wear a pair of glasses to cover them. . . "

"Is it serious? ┭┮┭┮ Then take good care of your eyes ~ "

"Good \ (o)/~"

You are laughing at me "_" _ "_"

Don't wear glasses with lenses unless you are nearsighted! ! You don't just wear a frame. . Or you don't know that you can only wear one frame? . Weak. .

18, official website left a message.

"I that's not dark circles! I'm called a lying silkworm, and that's what my mother told me. Hum ~ ~ "

This smug "hum" sound, why do I have the impulse to rub my face? !

19, Yifan asked Tao Tao why he changed his name when signing the deed of sale.

"I didn't want to send that Weibo, but it was sent by itself/(ㄒㄒㄒ)/~, so I changed my name."

Well, you are so naive as an idiot. Do you really think that nothing happened when you played with the zombie fan? Do you really think so? Even the birthday has changed! I, I, I, I, I, I, I. . I can't understand the world o)/ My three views are crushed by Z.TAO every day, and I finally stand up again, and one of his flying legs is crushed again. . . Hit the wall!

19, a relative told Tao Tao to eat more carrots to treat dark circles. As a result, someone said helplessly, "I am really a lying silkworm ~ ~ o(& gt；; _ & lt)o ~~”

Ok, ok, you are a lying silkworm, a little dark ~ I know ~ everyone knows ~ please meditate 1000 times, this is a lying silkworm! !

20. A meal showed Tao Tao a very realistic cockroach toy, and Tao Tao was scared.

When she signed and returned the album, Tao Tao said piteously in Korean, "I really don't like this thing @ @"

2 1. When Los Angeles returned to North Korea, Tao Tao and Kay were stopped by security guards at the airport.

Tao Tao fried Mao: "We are stuck by you!" " "

Stuck = = Stuck = = Baby, do you have to be so classic every time you speak! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, laughing me to death!

22. On their way home, Lu Han, Xiumin and Chen got on the small train, but others didn't catch up. Looking at the roaring train, Tao Tao said piteously, "How do you feel isolated/(ㄒㄒㄒ)/~ ~"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, isolated, isolated! What kind of isolation, Tao Tao? Tell me about it!

Quotations from Z.TAO-An Interview with Yan Tao Wuji Phoenix

Z. Tao, how did you deal with a quotation in your last program? ! ! ! Well, this may be the last time. After this program, Tao Tao began to be cautious, alas. ...

Baby, it's too high, I can't look at it directly! ! Laughing and laughing all the time, the joke is completely zero! Laugh until you can't control your expression and keep bowing your head! !

1, ask which finger Chen wears the ring on. ...

Tao Tao wrote: Wear it on the finger he is wearing now.

I'll go! Seeing this answer, I instantly vomited blood! ! !

That's not the point ... the point is! ! After writing the answer, he secretly asked the staff next to him,' Is there anything wrong?' Baby, the microphone is off ~ and the camera is facing you! ! !

Are you curious about what's wrong with him? I didn't know until I saw the back that he was asking if the word' Dai' was misspelled! ! Look at his answer sheet, there are traces of modification on it! Ni Mei, what he originally wrote was "belt"! I asked if there were any bold words to rub in the future! ! !

2. When it comes to Yixing's mantra, everyone is laughing. Tao Tao secretly poked and whispered,' Yixing, are you okay?'

Z. Tao, why haven't you learned your lesson? ! How many times have you done this! ! You really don't remember that the wheat has started! ! !

3. Ask whose stuff is the funniest.

Actually, I just discussed it with Chen. '

Z. Tao cheated for the first time! !

This shouldn't be a quote, but I think it's funny.

Ask the captain the color of the tooth cup. The captain said no, but Tao Tao added, "I want to use it". Then Lu Han suddenly realized, "Ah! Tao's cup is red! "

Tao Tao paused for three seconds (no way, slow response, too long reflex arc and a little high resistance) and burst into laughter! ! What a "poof" laugh! Laugh completely without image, just block it with the answer sheet ~

5, eating goods debut! !

"I like to eat everything that everyone gives me!"

"I will eat watermelon in summer!"

The answer to this question was really hilarious when it came out! "Potato chips", "chocolate" and "watermelon" came out together, and finally Lu Han said "I like everything"! ! ! Poof! Let's listen together and make fun of it completely! ! (Forgive me for not listening to Xiumin) Tao Tao, you can eat so much. How did you survive in Korea? Prices in Korea are high, but everything you like is expensive. ...

6. Tao Tao has really been whispering in the dark! ! I always hear him muttering to himself in interviews. ...

When the captain answered the question,' Leopard, Leopard' kept ringing in my ears.

Seeing Chen's revised tone, I suddenly realized that he was correcting Chen's tone! ! And I found that in the end, he simply took Chen's paper to help him modify his tone! The camera is swept again! !

Good brothers ~ But ... Z.TAO cheated for the second time! ! Cheating for others is cheating! !

7. Chen said that he loves to use things with leopard prints, so it is leopard prints.

Mistress: "I know I often cry ~"

Tao Tao said aggrieved: "Human nature is also."

People! Yes! Chang! Love! ! I thought of "isolation" again ... Baby, it's a good thing you didn't say "it's because I'm isolated." ...

8. Statistical time.

"I'm fine!" Happy ~

After a few seconds, "I'm fine!" Look, the host ignored him. He added. After a few seconds, no one noticed him. "All right ~" he muttered in a low voice this time.

Poor hello ~ but I really want to say hello? Chen, the problem with that ring is obvious, okay? !

9. Rock, scissors and cloth, let's see who loses. Clearly this should be Lu Han and Xiumin's business, only to see ... "Come on ~" A silly peach shouted excitedly and even posed! !

Z. Tao! ! Me! Me! Me! Forget it, you're hopeless! I don't even know what to say about you! !

10, when playing the game for the first time, someone started cheating again = = was caught by the host red-handed! Tao Tao innocently replied: "I'm sorry TT."

Z. Tao, that's enough ! What is that wronged little voice! ! Listen to your voice, I feel that the host is bullying you! !

Z. Tao cheated for the third time! Get caught directly!

1, and finally arrived in Tao Tao. After seeing Chen's action, I really felt that I was going to collapse and cry.

"What do you want me to guess, TT?" Poor injustice ...

12, (digression, how did Tao Tao guess the dilemma! ! I have no idea! ! )

When performing "amorous feelings", it was obviously she who laughed first. As a result, Tao Tao actually said, "Don't laugh!" Okay, you're great! After it came out, he just sat there laughing with his head down! Laugh wildly! Everyone is shaking, aren't they? !

Then he poked a sentence: "I am sorry for you ~TT~". After a few seconds, he added, "Don't laugh, I'm sorry for you TT~ OK ~ Two sentences together ~

Seeing his "amorous feelings" really hurts me (see 15)! Is this really not "pain" but "affection"? ! ! You are messing with your brothers ~

13, Yixing took a deep breath. Then I heard a weak and crazy voice nearby: "What are you doing?" ! TT~~ "Tao Tao is going crazy. ...

Many people feel sorry for playing this game. ...

Yeah ~ I really want to say that the expression of blowing kisses is getting better and better during the transmission! It's a complete panic! Will Tao Tao be taught a lesson when he gets home? ...

14, once again showing "amorous feelings"

My mouth has been moving for a long time after I finished! ! Look at the lip shape is "pulse"!

Z. Tao cheated for the fourth time! ! This time, I knew that the microphone would receive the radio, so I moved my mouth and didn't speak. Gee ~ small mouth is simply tempting.

15, highlight! !

"My heart broke when K came in with a cake."

My heart is broken. My heart is broken, K. It will break your heart when you hear it, okay? ! I remembered what my parents said in the afternoon, "You are heartbroken because you thought the cake would be distributed to twelve people." Poof! ! Ha ha ha ha ~ ~ Actually, what I was thinking was, you thought they were coming, and your cake was destined to be destroyed by snowflakes. It hurts so much!

Z. Tao children's shoes, how many times have you cheated in the interview ~ ~ ~

I hope this is not the last time I sort out Tao Tao's quotations ~ Baby, you are our pistachio ~ the cutest and cutest national treasure ~

The baby always whispers around me, some I don't understand, and some I don't list, because there is nothing funny. I remember that there was a hint named Chen in front of Xiumin's singing. In fact, before Chen's prompt, he sang: "Riding on the Wind"! ! Tao Tao also started singing! ! I am so excited! ! Tao Tao sang this song for the first time or in an oratorio! ! So, Z.TAO, your wheat is still there! !