It is so boring. Can someone tell me a joke? Thank you. The kind that can laugh happily.

1, the gangster broke into the house and forced the woman to resist to the death. When the husband came back from the field, he saw that his wife was pinned down by a gangster, raised his shovel and slapped him angrily. Then he heard his wife scold, "Damn, I resisted for a long time, and you photographed me with a shovel."

In the desert, a man who was dying of thirst found a magic lamp. The man thought about it and said that he could drink water every day and look at the woman's ass every day. Then he heard a loud noise and the man became a toilet!

3. A gentleman was drunk and accidentally threw up in the ladies' room. It happened that a woman was urinating, and a gentleman said angrily,' You said you wouldn't drink, why did you pour wine? The woman stopped suddenly, but she didn't expect to hold her breath. You were furious:' Who the fuck opened another bottle! '

4. It's embarrassing for village women to report it! I was bullied last night. The policeman asked him what the man looked like. I didn't see it clearly, but I must be a novice, because he couldn't find the place for a long time, and finally I helped him in.

5, a man saw an advertisement: no surgery, no hospitalization, let your genitals easily become bigger and thicker! I was overjoyed and remitted the money immediately. A few days later, I received the parcel and eagerly opened it! Fuck! It turned out to be a magnifying glass!