Interesting good night greetings.

Funny, good night, greetings and short messages

The night sky is beautiful and hard to touch. The moon sends greetings and the stars send blessings. Next, I collected some funny goodnight greetings for your reference.

Funny good night greetings 1 1, at two o'clock in the middle of the night, at the end of a quiet street. ? Excuse me, maybe you can tell me if there is a policeman here. No, there are no policemen here. ? So, can you find a policeman nearby soon? I don't think there will be any police. ? Ok, then please give me your watch and money. ?

2, the wine field is the battlefield, the wine style is the style, the amount of alcohol is the courage, and the wine bottle is the level. The bar sells new products. The feeling of heartache, one yuan a cup. Curious, I bought a cup, and I really felt heartache. It turned out to be a cup of boiled water.

The drunkard called the owner's house in the morning and asked: What time does the hotel open? The boss said, sorry, I can't come in until after afternoon. The drunkard said, who said I came in? I'm just going out.

4. Oranges love pomelo deeply, but they are rejected when expressing their love. The orange shouted: Why is this? Grapefruit said timidly: My mother said that a woman whose clothes are too easy to take off is not a good thing.

The critic said to the director: Your play is too noisy and there are too many gunshots. The director retorted: Yes, but it was legionary teleplay. Critics: Sure, but gunfire will wake the audience.

6. During the intermission in the theater, the husband bought a glass of beer. Wife: You swear not to drink for two months! Husband: Honey, according to the program, the time between the first act and the second act is one year apart!

7, coffee and partner, coconut milk sago, just like you and me, perfect match! The officer tested the recruits: In the dark night, you were standing guard, and suddenly someone hugged you from behind. What should you say? A soldier quickly replied, honey, let me go.

At the opening ceremony, the new headmaster gave a speech to encourage students: Is our school a school? Teachers' college? Don't think of it as? Eat and sleep? This place.

When chopping wood, the father almost cut off his son's arm. The son shouted at his father, fool, where are you going to cut? Hearing this, Sun Tzu said angrily, How can this bastard talk to his father like this?

10, when the boxer hit his opponent in the mouth, everyone was happy and danced. The audience next to him asked:? Are you a boxing coach? No, I am a dentist. ?

1 1. The watchdog died after eating poisonous meat. The shopkeeper wondered that this meat was used to poison wild cats. How can a dog eat because it has been tied to the gate? Neighbor explained: Obviously, the dog died of kickbacks.

12. After watching the news, my wife excitedly asked: If you fly into space by Shenzhou 5, what do you want to say to me most? The husband grabbed his wife's hand and said: The earth is still good and attractive!

13, the fortune teller said to someone: Women's hands are like ginger, and their belongings are piled up in boxes. Great, my wife's hands are like ginger She punched me yesterday, and it's still hot!

14. When watching a mystery play, an audience suddenly stood up and shouted: Where is the murderer? Another audience member said coldly in the back: If you don't sit down, the murderer will be right behind you.

15, during the exam, a candidate kept his eyes on the table from beginning to end. After the exam, the teacher saw on his test paper that it was difficult for his grandson to write a question, but his son was very strict in invigilation. I can't do it, so I have to hand in a blank sheet of paper.

16. during the exam, the invigilator handed a small note from my classmate, which read:? The invigilator of this subject is very stupid. Please give me the answer to the multiple-choice question quickly. ? The classmate's ending is very miserable.

17, section chief: You are late again! Salesgirl: A man followed me after I went out. Section Chief: So what! Salesgirl: The man walked slowly, so the time dragged on.

18, section chief: Did you post those two letters on the desk? Clerk: The stamps are pasted wrong. Domestic stamp paste 10 yuan, foreign stamp paste 2 yuan. As the stamp could not be torn off, I changed the letterhead inside.

19, the passenger ship passed a desert island, and there was a thin guy calling and waving on the island. Tourist: Who's that? C: I don't know. Every year when our ship passes by here, he will go crazy!

In class, the teacher's favorite and least favorite students are dozing off. The teacher woke up his least favorite student and said, You see Cao Ming dozing off while reading, but you dozing off as soon as you read.

2 1, someone carved it on the desk: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear, and this is how the sea is formed. Someone replied: Every time I miss you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

22. Rahsin is a heavy drinker, and the doctor advised him to practice yoga and give up drinking. The doctor saw his wife and asked how her husband was. ? Doctor, that's terrible. Now he can drink backwards. ?

23. Dad is going to travel, and his wife bought him a pair of anti-theft underwear. It is safe to take money on the road. He has never heard of it, complaining. Who would steal my underwear, a bad old man? What is the need for anti-theft?

Boss: Remember, the customer is always right. Employee: Really? Boss: Of course. Employee: Yesterday, a customer said that the person who opened a shop here was an idiot. Boss: Why are you late today? Clerk: Because you announced yesterday that you can only read newspapers at home.

25. The boss took the dog for a stroll, and the wage earners asked: Does the boss bite? The boss said: bite. Wage earners: No wonder we are all injured.

The boss remembered that he didn't bring his passport at the airport, so he said to the driver. Go back and see if my passport is in the right drawer. ? The driver will be back in an hour: the passport is still in the drawer. ?

27. When Du Gang got married, he went home every day. His wife gives him slippers, and the dog always barks at him. Now he becomes a puppy to send shoes to Mr. Du, and his wife barks at him.

28. Old woman: You want to hire a heroine, I'll apply. Director: But you are late. Old woman: I came as soon as I saw the advertisement. Why am I late? Director: You are 20 years late.

29. The tiger was bitten by a bug. The tiger looked down, but couldn't find it. At this moment, a ladybug climbed up, and the tiger went up and held it down: I don't know you in Xiao Ya's Tang suit?

30. The tiger was chasing a crab, but it disappeared after chasing it. Looking back, I saw a spider. The tiger said, do you think I can't recognize you on the Internet? Hit it!

3 1, Lao Li is addicted to alcohol, and his wife said angrily, if you drink any more, you will get divorced! Lao Li hasn't drunk for two days. On the third day, the wife saw her husband in a daze in the house and asked why. Lao Li said, let's get a divorce!

32. The old couple strolled in the street with their grandchildren and met a middle-aged woman head on: so cute! How old are you? The old lady answered first: two months and sixty-five.

33. Lao Mi complained to his wife: Modern people are terribly sensitive. Whatever you say, they all think you are talking about them! The wife narrowed her eyes and said warily, you don't mean me, do you?

34. Grandma took a big bag of supplements to visit a soldier's grandson and found the monitor. Grandma asked: Is XX there? The monitor said: XX said that his grandmother died and asked for leave yesterday.

35. wife:? Is shredded pork delicious? Husband:? Not bad. ? Wife:? Where are the fish? Husband:? Just so-so ? Wife:? Can't you say a good word? Husband:? It's too hot. ?

Wife: Remember in February, you said that you and Lao Wang went fishing for carp? Husband: Of course I remember. Wife: A carp called just now and said that you have become a father.

Wife: If I cut this hairstyle, will it be ugly? Husband: No! Wife: Really? Husband: Yes! Your ugliness has nothing to do with your hairstyle.

38. Similarities between wives and computers: We simply don't understand the communication language between computers. The similarity between a wife and a computer: the error prompt means that you don't know why I am angry, so I won't tell you why!

39. The wife asked Laoku:? Will we break up in the future? Old cool said:? No? If we break up, who will be more humiliated? ?

40. When the wife is here, answering the girl's phone should be like this: Please, Lao Zhang! Pretend to be a sissy so I can't hear you? Stop harassing me and call again, or I will warn you to make pornographic calls!

Funny good night greetings 2 1, the night sky is beautiful, not easy to touch, the moon sends greetings, the stars send blessings, the night scene is beautiful, it is not advisable to stay long, the traffic is busy, the street lights are dotted, friends should go home to sleep, and they have to get up early tomorrow. Good Night!

The stars in the sky are twinkling, and the moon is jumping with thoughts. In the sleepless night, there is a sleepless I miss you. Good night, dear, if you want me in your dream, good or bad, at least you can prove that you have me in your heart!

3, the night is deep, to eliminate your day's fatigue, the stars in the sky, play a lullaby for you, the beautiful moon, also secretly enter your dream, embellish your world, I also send sincere wishes, have a good sleep, be full of energy, good night!

4. I love you, miss you, love you and spoil you! I kiss you, hug you, caress you and protect you in my dream! Acacia day and night! Year after year! Acacia lasts forever! Have a wonderful full moon!

5. Missing silently permeates your heart. Do you feel lonely and uneasy in the dead of night? Then send you a good dream. I hope you can return to your daughter-in-law's house in your dream!

6. Information is like a soft melody. May it sleep with you. Information is like a wonderful serenade. May your dreams be full of beautiful surprises. Information is like I'm with you, gently blessing you, good night!

7. I talked to the moon on the phone just now, and let it shine to accompany you to sleep. I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

8. It was dark, the wind stopped, the stars were beautiful, and the night was heavy. I lie in bed, listening to songs, thinking about you, and can't sleep, because I forgot to say good night to you!

9, yawning again and again, Duke Zhou is waving; Lower the upper eyelid to the lower eyelid and ogle; After sleeping again and again, it's time to sleep; Wash and have a good sleep; Sweet dreams! Good Night!

10, the first wind knocking at the door in the morning is my loyal greeting to you; The stars that don't fall at night are my good night wishes to you!

Honey, don't keep me waiting for him for a long time. I'll wait for you at grandma moon's. Come to me as soon as you fall asleep. I love you, hehe!

12, I have you in my dreams every night. I think I must have walked into your dream. May we weave our thoughts under the same starry sky. Good night, have a good dream tonight!

13, the night is beautiful because of the stars, life is beautiful because of meeting, friends love each other because of helping each other, lovers love each other because of knowing each other, people who love you want to love you more, and people you love know you better. Have a good dream tonight!

14, Sleep: You will have a dream that I am dressed as a ghost and dressed in white. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red on my white dress. I looked at you straight and said to you: watch your mouth when you feed me wine next time.

15, Dear mobile users: You have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time at midnight every day until you get up. Please reply to cancel the business: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee!

16, I am lonely at night, especially when I miss you, knowing that you are tired and don't want to quarrel with you. Even if I miss you so much, I really want to hear your voice and see you, I still have to face this loneliness without you!

17, Sleep: You will have a dream that I am dressed as a ghost and dressed in white. You can't see my feet, but you can only see the red on my white dress. I looked at you straight and said to you, next time you feed me wine, pay attention to where your mouth is. ?

18, when you see my message, every word is your good mood. When you turn off your cell phone, your fingertips are warm with my blessing. When you fall asleep leisurely, fragrance and sweetness are my dreams for you. Good night and good luck, my friend!

19, I would like to turn into a wisp of breeze, cross the Qian Shan waters, come to your window and gently surround you. Did you hear the sound of a meteor streaking across the sky? No matter how far it is, there is always someone with me. Good night, dear! Have a good dream tonight!

20. At night, the starry sky is my eyes staring at you. That bright moon is the way I miss you. The evening breeze blows gently, bringing my greetings: It's late at night, have a good dream!

2 1. Did you see the moon bend down? That's me bending down to look. Do you see the stars shining? That was me winking at you. Did you hear the telephone ring? This is my greeting. Good night, dear!

22. The stars in the sky are twinkling, and the sleepless moon is jumping. One sleepless night, I was thinking about you. Good night, dear, if you have me in your dream, good or bad, at least you can prove that you have me in your heart!

23. I want to cry, because tears drop into my heart when I think of the injustice of loving you. Want to sleep, people are drifting into the dream, because in the dream we are always sweet and dependent!

24、? Go to bed early, I have to go to work tomorrow, and I am tired by car today. ? I'm fine: Oh, all right! Good night, kiss and sleep!

25. good night Looking at the moon in the night sky, I hope your dream is as complete as the moon!

26, don't have me in the dream, it is best not to dream, because I want my baby to have the healthiest rest! Baby! I love you! Good Night!

27. Hello! When you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up. Well, it's all your fault. Who told you to go to bed before me? Well, let's say good night. I hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

28. Missing won't change because of fatigue, greeting won't become lazy because of fatigue, blessing won't slow down because of rest, caring flashes with the stars, caring is still in the middle of the night, gently saying: Good night!

29. Forget the tiredness of work during the day, put aside the triviality of daily life, let the breeze breeze breeze like a bed, let the slightest coolness like a quilt, and let my blessing accompany you to sleep. Good Night! Sweet dream!

30. Say goodbye to fatigue, nervousness, worry, depression, ease, happiness and happiness. It's getting late, so relax and go to bed early, my friend? Good night? !

3 1, don't be a lonely person on a lonely night. There is a night breeze to play with you, a bug to accompany you, and my blessing message to make you dream of dawn!

32、? Go to bed early. I have to go to work tomorrow, and you are tired by bus today. ? I'm fine: Oh, all right! Good night, kiss and sleep!

33. Clouds and sky, butterflies and flowers have never talked, but they are still concerned day and night. You are humming the song in my heart, drifting to you with the yearning night wind, feeling your heartbeat, very kind and warm. On this warm night, let's have a good sleep together.

34. The glory of a day has become a thing of the past as the sun sets; Friends, please don't worry about it, relax, lie in bed, have a good sleep for tomorrow, let your mind get peace and inject new strength into the pursuit of your ideals! Go to bed early, my friend. Good Night!

35. It's late at night, and the stars in the sky have fallen asleep! At this moment, I just want to send you a message, good night, my love! Do you know I am waiting for you in my dream?

36. Hello! When you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up, alas! It's your fault. Who told you to go to bed before me? Well, let's say good night. I hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

37. A nest of gold and silver is not as good as one's own kennel. Come home after a hard day's work, let's take off our clothes, have a meal, take a comfortable bath and climb into the kennel! Let's run to sleep together! Good Night!

38. I suddenly sneezed when I was asleep and woke up. I know you miss me. I'm sorry that my message was sent late. If you have fallen asleep, curse you for sneezing, because I am thinking of you. If you are not asleep, then good night!

39. A distant dream lights a lamp. Listen to my wishes. I hope your life has no scars. I hope you have a safe trip. I hope all good things can fill your dreams. Have a good dream tonight!

40. Close your eyes and brew a good day's mood into an altar of wine for future taste; Leave all the bad experiences during the day to the night, and look forward to having the best of yourself tomorrow! Good night, my friend. Have a good dream tonight!

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