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College students chat with their parents, and netizens laugh at their parents. Do you have the same model in your family?
Time flies, when children really drag their luggage into the university gate, parents will complain discontentedly:
I really have a baiwenhang. I forgot my parents as soon as I went out. I don't remember to contact my parents every month except for living expenses!
Indeed, when children grow up, they get farther and farther away from their parents and communicate less and less with each other.
But this is only one of the situations. Even if some children are alone, they will not be alienated from their parents, but will become more and more intimate and interesting.
On the internet, many people have taken screenshots of chatting with their parents. These interesting conversations made many netizens laugh. Everyone says that all parents in the world are the same, as humorous and as cute and funny.
Screenshot of college students chatting with their parents, netizens can't stand laughing: parents in the world are a family!
1. Parents who care about their children
This kind of parents is very representative. They are particularly keen to browse some articles with scary titles on the Internet. Once the contents of these articles are related to children, they will forward them as soon as possible.
However, when the mother forwarded it, she made a joke and forwarded an article belonging to the snake to the son belonging to the dragon. But after getting a helpless response, she immediately sent an article about dragons.
Find the psychological shadow area of my son at this time. ...
2. Duan Zishou's parents
This classmate sent an expression pack to his dear mother, but just after sending it, she received a reply from her old mother: this child is very similar to you when you were a child, with small eyes and big ears.
Did I look like this when I was a kid? A classmate asked very simply.
Not knowing that the real player was around, the old mother answered in five words: uglier than him.
3. Especially simple parents
Nowadays, we often talk about the generation gap. Indeed, there are many jokes between parents and children caused by the generation gap.
It is also an expression pack, but the father regards him as the object of his daughter and decides that this person can't do it. Neither your mother nor I can accept black people!
This answer really makes people want to cry. ...
4. Grumpy parents
We are surrounded by grumpy parents. When chatting with them, you must be coaxed to follow them, or you will accidentally step on the thunder.
For example, the following classmate, when discussing his work and rest with his father, compromised and sent an animal expression pack, saying that he would go to bed early if he was not busy with work in the future.
Sadly, however, dad took this expression as a provocation and angrily accused his son of what these "Wang Wang" meant. Does it mean unconvinced?
My son must have cried and laughed when he saw this.
5. reneging parents
Some parents keep their promises, while others break their promises. In the family group, the boy said that his favorite girl's mobile phone fell into the water and wanted to change it to a better one.
At first, the mother gave special support and encouraged her son to pursue love bravely. As a result, she immediately changed her mind when she learned the price of the mobile phone: your father thinks online dating is still unrealistic.
Seeing this, Douma has to admire that some parents' attitudes have changed faster than the spaceship!
6. Show resourceful parents
To say how witty a person is, your father will always be your father! The old father below is simply the representative of show wit.
Because he had to save money to buy a new fishing rod, his father had a brainwave and decided to pass the money on to his children, so he lied to his wife about buying clothes for them.
As a result, the following dialogue appeared, and he also guided his son step by step how to deal with his mother's questioning. How talented!
7. sarcastic parents
In life, many people have been mercilessly ridiculed and satirized by their parents. Although these satires are not malicious, they are still very, very heartfelt!
The girl below wants her mother to buy herself a new dress. As a result, her old mother asked her why she didn't wear last year's clothes. The girl replied that last year's clothes didn't look good.
As a result, the old mother immediately possessed herself and said, If clothes can talk, you are still ugly!
This royal family is closely related to the country, can you leave some feelings on your lips? Now that you mention it, my daughter may want to hit the wall. ...
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