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Classical Chinese Xiaolin

1. There is a saying in Chinese classical music "Laughing Forest": In the Han Dynasty, there was a man, old and young, childless, rich and thrifty in nature.

Poor clothes and vegetables; Get up in the morning and rest at night; Running an industry is insatiable, but it is not for personal use. Or people beg beggars from it, but they have to go in and withdraw money.

Walking out of the hall, I couldn't get outside step by step. I was only halfway through, so I closed my eyes and begged. Xunfu told Yun: "I spent all my possessions to support your husband. You should be careful not to let him say that I was unified!" " The old man died in Russia, and there was no official in the Tian Zhai, and the goods were filled inside.

"Smile" Note: When the guest arrives, the host has food and the guest is unhappy. Master Xie said, "The family is poor and the city is far away, so we can't eat meat."

The guest said, "Please kill my mule and eat it." The master said, "Why did you come back?" The guest pointed to the chicken on the doorstep and said, "I'll borrow your chicken to ride home."

There have been stingy people in the world since ancient times, but Yan Jiansheng in The Scholars is particularly famous, and his theory of double lights and grass makes people laugh and be generous.

2. Seeking Classical Chinese Translation from Kobayashi Che Yin used gauze bags filled with fireflies as lamps to illuminate books, and Sun Kang used the reflective illumination of snow to study. One day, Sun Kang visited Che Yin. Che Yin was not at home, so he asked the man who opened the door where Che Yin had gone. People replied that he went outside to catch fireflies during the day. Later, one day Che Yin went to Sun Kang's house and saw Sun Kang standing in the yard doing nothing, so Che Yin asked him why he didn't go to school. Sun Kang replied, "I don't think it will snow today."

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The idiom "firefly reflecting snow" refers to Che Yin in Jin Dynasty. He was poor and had no money to buy lamp oil, but he wanted to study at night, so he caught a firefly as a lamp and studied at summer night. Snow-reflecting is a way of reading in winter nights in Sun Kang in Jin Dynasty by using the light reflected by snow.

In the Jin Dynasty, Che Yin was always eager to study, but because of his poor family, his father could not provide him with a good learning environment. In order to maintain food and clothing, there is no extra money to buy him lamp oil for evening study. To this end, he can only use this time during the day to recite poems.

One night in summer, he was reciting an article in the yard when he suddenly saw many fireflies flying at low altitude. The flashing light is a bit dazzling in the dark. He thought, if you put many fireflies together, wouldn't it become a lamp? So, he went to find a white silk bag, immediately caught dozens of fireflies and put them in, then tied the mouth of the bag and hung it up. It's not very bright, but it can be used for reading. From then on, as long as there are fireflies, he will catch one to use as a lamp. Because he studied hard and practiced hard, he finally became an official in a high position.

The same is true of Sun Kang in the same dynasty. Because I have no money to buy lamp oil, I can't read at night, so I have to go to bed early. He felt it a pity to let time pass in vain.

One night in the middle of the night, he woke up from his sleep, turned his head out of the window and found a ray of light in the window. It turned out to be a reflection of heavy snow, which can be used for reading. So he was so tired that he immediately got dressed, took out his book and went outside. The snow reflected on the wide earth is much brighter than the snow in the room. Sun Kang ignored the cold and immediately read a book. His hands and feet were frozen stiff, so he got up and ran, rubbing his fingers at the same time. From then on, every snowy night, he never missed this good opportunity and studied tirelessly. This spirit of hard work has promoted his knowledge to advance by leaps and bounds and become a knowledgeable person. Later, he became a big official.

3. Fu Bai's "Laughing Forest" ancient prose ⊙ golden eyes

The client ordered the painter to write an angry statement, accusing the painter of saying, "I saw you draw a big bug the other day, but you biased me with gold foil."

Can't you get rid of a pair of golden eyes? "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Bare words

Baoshan Temple (in Taihu Lake, Suzhou) is a monk and a practitioner. A scholar sneered, "What about the bald word of the bald donkey?"

Write? The monk replied, "It's just a slight bend in the words of scholars. "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Han Xin examiner.

Song's son and his nephews Chang Shi and Chang Ling topped the list. When people complain, they ask about this year's tribute.

Who is it? A scholar replied, "It's Han Xin." People argue about their right and wrong. The scholar smiled and said, "If it weren't for Han Xin, how could I choose three?"

Qin? "

-(Ming) The Elegant Joke written by Fu Baizhai's master.

Production metaphor

A scholar who has been in trouble for many times told his wife that her husband said, "This section is as difficult as childbirth." Scholars say:

"You are in the belly, I am not in the belly."

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Read by name

Che Yin is studying in Bao Ying, and Sun Kangying is studying in the snow. One day, Kang went to visit Yin. Without seeing him, he asked where to go. The doorman said, "Get out.

When I answered Bai Kang, I saw Kang standing idle in the court and asked, "Why don't you study?" Kang said, "I

Look, it doesn't look like a snowy day today. "

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Tofu disease

A person stayed for dinner, only tofu kept saying to himself, "Tofu is my life, and I don't think it is as delicious as it is." From another day to Hakka

Customers remember that their favorite foods are fish and tofu. The man only ordered fish and Spatz, and the guest asked, "What do you say?"

Tofu is life. Why not eat today? "Answer:" I don't want to die when I see fish. "

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

Sell cakes

Someone was selling cakes and his voice was hoarse. People asked them why and said, "I'm hungry." He asked, "If you are hungry, why don't you eat cake?"

Said, "It sucks." (They whisper)

-(Ming) Fu Bai Master Series "Laughing Forest"

4. Reading classical Chinese (20 points) There is a cloud in Laughing Forest: there were people in the Han Dynasty, old and childless, rich in family wealth, and sexual problems 1:(6 points) (1). So, (2) wait until (3) imitate, imitate.

(4) Soon (5) Prepare (6) Apologize.

1:(6 points) (1) A person followed him and begged him. He had to go home and take out ten copper coins.

(2) When the guests visit, the host only prepares vegetables to entertain the guests, and the guests are very unhappy.

Small problem 1:(4 points) In sharp contrast, the family is rich, but the life is frugal and stingy; Vivid and vivid details, closely linked to the details of the old man giving money to beggars. Ten coppers are nothing to the stingy old man, but he refuses to give alms to beggars. "Come out of the hall, step by step." When I came to the beggar, there were only five copper coins left in my hand. expense

Points show his stingy psychology; You see, even these five coppers, he is distressed as hell, just like cutting his self-esteem, I dare not.

Open your eyes and have a look; Language description further reveals the inner activities of the elderly, which is not only stingy, but also hypocritical. (One point for each answer)

Question 1: They are all stingy people. (2 points) Iron Rooster (2 points)

Translation:

1, there was a man in the Han Dynasty, old and childless, with a well-off family, frugal and stingy nature, ragged clothes and rough food. Get up early every day to start work and rest at night; It is not enough to run the cooking industry, but I am reluctant to use it myself. A man followed him and begged him. He had to go home and take out ten copper coins. He walked out of the hall and reduced the amount of money as he walked. When he went out, he had only half the money left in his hand. Close your eyes and give the money to the beggar. After a while, the beggar was told again, "I brought all the property in my family to help you." Don't tell anyone casually, lest others ask me for money like you! " The old man died soon, his land and house were confiscated by the government, and goods and money were put into the state treasury.

2. When a guest comes to visit, the host only prepares vegetables to entertain the guest, and the guest is very unhappy. The host apologized and said, "Because there is no money at home and the market is far away, there is no meat for you." The guest replied, "Then please kill my mule and eat it." The host said, "Then how do you go back?" The guest pointed to the chicken in front of the steps and said, "I'll borrow your chicken to ride home."

5. Get Xiaolin's translation in half an hour. Xiaolin guangji laughs well and so on. It's in ancient joke books. Give an example of Xiaolin optical base.

Biezi: The second master died to see the king of Yan, one was reading Biezi, and the other was reading the sentence. After the investigation, those who can't read are punished as dogs, and those who break sentences are punished as pigs. "Please be a bitch." The king said, "Why?" Yue: "The Book of Rites" says: "Those who are cheap get what they want (without asking), and those who are sick get what they want (without asking). So I want to be a bitch. "Translation (just a general meaning, not a literal translation) Two first-time teachers died and went to see Yan. One always reads other words, and the other always makes mistakes in sentences. Rebecca read their information (book of life and death), and was punished for reading other words and being a dog in his next life, and being a pig by mistake. People who like to read other words say,' Please turn me into a bitch'. The prince asked, "Why?" He said,' In the Book of Rites, when faced with money, the bitch gets it (not casually); In the face of danger, the bitch is exempt. "。 So I want to be a bitch.