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Please be happy with the lines of the "Safety Drill" skit
Allen: Dear guests, please come upstairs. Steamed buns and hot pancakes. If you want to eat twists, I'll twist them for you.
Sun Yue: (entering the mahua shop)
Allen: Hello, sir, what do you want to buy?
Sun Yue: Mahua shop?
Allen: Yeah.
Sun Yue: Twist seller, give me two.
Allen: Okay.
Sir, do you have enough for these two?
Sun Yue: Not enough.
Alan: That's not enough decoration for you.
Sun Yue: No need to pretend, I have diabetes and the doctor told me to eat less.
Allen: Then you shouldn’t eat any of it.
Sun Yue: You can’t control it.
How much?
Allen: 10 yuan.
Sun Yue: (Take out 100) Here.
Alan: Sir, do you have any change?
Sun Yue: No.
Allen: It’s okay, I’ll find it for you.
Sun Yue: Looking for money.
Alan: Here you go, sir, 90.
Sun Yue: I have 10 yuan here. Give me the 100.
Allen: (Gives 100 yuan to Sun Yue) If you have any change, you should have told me earlier.
Sun Yue: Didn’t I just see the change?
Allen: Okay.
Sun Yue: OK, OK, OK.
Allen: Wait! Come back after you have eaten.
Sun Yue: I just like this brainless one.
Alan: Slow down, sir.
Wang Ning: Dalun.
Allen: Boss.
Wang Ning: How many twists were sold this morning? Saying it makes me happy.
Allen: I just sold two.
Wang Ning: Sold two.
Why is there so little money here?
Allen: Impossible.
Wang Ning: Where is the change I originally put here?
Allen: Where did it go?
Wang Ning: (beating Allen) Where is the change? What about the money from the sale?
Allen: I just made 10 yuan.
Wang Ning: I understand what’s going on.
Let’s see, Lun, you’ve been working in this store for such a long time, with no credit but hard work. Not only will I not punish you, but I will also give you 10 yuan. money bonus.
Allen: Really? boss.
Wang Ning: Really, but it’s only one hundred, and there’s no change.
Allen: It’s okay. I’ll find it for you. It’s exactly 90.
Wang Ning: OK.
Allen: Thank you, boss.
Wang Ning: No, no, no, no, I have some change again. Come on, I’ll give you 10 yuan.
Allen: Let me give you this 100.
Wang Ning: That’s right. This is how he needs to be treated.
I really don’t understand. With your IQ, do you think you are qualified for the job of cashier?
Extended information:
Since 2012, Happy Mahua has explored the multi-screen integrated development model and expanded into the film, television and online new media industries.
From 2012 to 2015, he appeared on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala stage for four consecutive years and frequently appeared in multiple satellite TV Spring Festival Galas.
Since 2012, Happy Mahua has produced online dramas such as "Happy Mahua Theater", (Season 1 and 2), and "Jianghu Academy".
In 2015, he produced the movie "Charlotte", which became the biggest dark horse in the domestic film field in 2015, achieving a box office of 1.444 billion yuan.
In the future, Happy Mahua will form two main business sectors: performing arts and film industry, and with its strong comedy content creation capabilities, it will provide musicals, comedy movies, online dramas, column dramas, artist management, entertainment Expanding in many areas such as marketing, we strive to become a comprehensive vertical comedy content entertainment company.
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