20 18 three humorous sentences about snow

Article 1 1. Those in the circle of friends who say it's snowing, whether it's snowing without an umbrella or not, I just want to tell you that it's snowing, it can't be white, it will only freeze into a dog.

I had an opportunity to add clothes before, and I didn't cherish it until I caught a cold.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that you feel cold.

Be good to yourself, if no one holds your hand this winter.

The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

It snowed heavily yesterday. The reporter interviewed in the street: "Aunt, how much do you think it will affect your life today?" Aunt said: "The impact is too great! The first thing is that you have to see clearly that I am your uncle! "

7. It's so cold that even a * can be used to dry hands.

8. I can give you a hug at around 0℃ and 30℃ a day.

9. I learned the routine, but I really want to tease you.

10. You really play this word silly to the extreme.

1 1. With my face value as a guarantee, I will never stay up late again.

12. I'm not single dog, I'm a lonely wolf in the wilderness.

13. Jealousy is such a shameless thing. How to put it better?

14. We met the best people in the best years, but it was just a boom after all.

15. The person you like is finally blind.

16. Every morning, the rope that binds the hair has to be wound several times. Two turns are too loose and three turns are too tight.

17. Your face is slightly red, like a pig's head in the wind.

18. I lost my temper and I was afraid that someone would hit me.

19. I'm afraid you'll come to me when my cell phone is dead, but you never come to me when you have electricity.

20. I really want to be a cat in summer and sleep lazily and nobly.

2 1. "You and your girl ticket are so sweet, holding hands in the street." "Oh, she bought it at buy buy as soon as she let go."

22. How do you feel handsome after taking a shower? That's because you're crazy.

23. The weather is very cold. There is a daughter-in-law holding a daughter-in-law, and a husband holding a husband. If you have no date, put on more clothes.

It has been raining these days, and it is getting colder and colder.

Don't freeze yourself when it's cold. Those who cannot warm you can warm your heart.

26. How much courage does it take for a person to walk a long way in the cold darkness without street lamps?

27. The warmth in bed is more real than any warmth.

I recently got a disease and couldn't help eating, although I was not hungry.

29. Have sex every day and finally lose.

I laugh every day. Do you think I have a good time?

3 1. When it is cold, you must wear an extra coat. Nobody cares whether you are cold or not.

32. Meet a funny person, meet a taciturn person, and be a kind person.

I don't like things that are easy to get. Too easy to get often does not know how to cherish.

34. There is a word, and that is the whole world-EXO.

35. We are still friends during the Chinese New Year, regardless of our grades.

36. Sleep in class, have sex after class, and have tea in the old office after school!

37. The so-called missing is just wishful thinking.

38. The principals almost understood. Don't be too divorced from the masses in the exam.

39. I like school, but I don't like classes.

40. Have we met? You look like my pig.

Chapter ii 1. The cold wind blows hard and the drizzle is raining, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: "It's cold, pay attention to your health!" " "

It's getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, so I will put on some clothes.

3. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

Don't laugh at students who dress like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".

Take an extra coat when it is cold, remember to take an umbrella when it rains, and buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

Dear baby, the weather has turned cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk before going to bed, then apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt.

7. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

8. "Go, go out to play" "I see through the cold world and just want to get rid of it" "Talk to people" and "It's too cold outside, I don't want to move"

9. It's getting cold, don't forget to add clothes. Bless you and warm your heart. Happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact more and say hello.

10. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until today that I was frozen into a dog that I realized that it was so beautiful because I was too young.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

12. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it is cold. If you really love me, please put the money * My Alipay can only add clothes if it is rich.

13. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

14. I remember that it was a cold winter and I didn't want to go to class in the morning. I asked my roommate to take a leave of absence for me, and I just found a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

15. Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

16. The night is very cold, which is the day when the great cold comes. The cold and humid smell wraps around you and makes you breathless. Hehe, I'm not in the mood, because my mood is frozen.

17. Please do a good job in keeping out the cold in winter: there are husbands holding husbands, wives holding wives, and those who don't have a thermos for the time being, don't hug them indiscriminately! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.

18. On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

19. Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold. Be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

20. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy winter!

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65438+ ! It's so cold, you must take care of yourself and don't freeze! As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

It's so cold, you must take care of yourself and don't freeze! As the saying goes, "people freeze their legs, pigs freeze their mouths." I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

The pure winter has passed quietly, the changeable weather is always, and the unchanging mood is always!

6. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

7. Cold heart is not cold, a trace of true feelings can be assured, cold heart is not cold. Don't forget a trace of concern. A little message tells you affectionately that it is cold to keep healthy, exercise more and eat properly.

8. It's cold, my hands are cold, and I don't want to touch my mobile phone. But the thought of friends warms my heart. Friendship, always warm, SMS greetings, I wish you happiness and health, smile more every day.

9. The cold wind blows hard and the nights are getting longer and longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!

10. The sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the coldness is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!