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It is suggested to cancel these 17 links at the wedding to avoid social death.

Avoid the death of the wedding club! Suggest 17 cancel the wedding link.

Pick up items:

1. There is no lower limit for trick-or-treating games.

Earlier, it was reported that the bride was foaming at the mouth after a malicious marriage, and she collapsed and cried and almost divorced after she stepped down. Be sure to remind relatives and friends not to play games that are too vulgar or embarrassing. It is also important to play appropriate games to pick up relatives.

2. Go your own way and hug the princess.

Some people say that the princess hug is the only way for newcomers to go out, but on the wedding day, the bride wears a heavy wedding dress and the groom wears a tight suit. It is not good to fall together, but it is more elegant to hold hands.

3. Avoid too many games.

Many elders think that the scene of picking up relatives should be festive and lively, but from the perspective of young people, playing games is a mess and it is easy to blur the focus of the scene. Generally, it is best to control it within 20 minutes ~

Bride:

1. Don't exaggerate the nail color.

Remember not to use sharp jewelry such as rhinestones to make nails, which will not only damage the wedding dress, but also bring trouble to the ring.

2. Avoid wearing high heels.

For some outdoor or rural weddings, stilettos are easy to fall into depressions, causing embarrassing scenes of falling or shoes falling off. So it is recommended not to wear it!

Don't change your mouth on the spot.

Try to arrange a mouth-changing session when picking up relatives. It's too embarrassing to listen to the emcee or elders teasing "loud enough and sweet enough" at the wedding scene.

4. Don't make up wedding vows on the spot.

Brides must be prepared in advance, so that the book-level vows at the textbook level will surprise the audience!

Master of ceremonies:

1. Deliberately sensational.

Crying on the stage can't make up, and the out-of-control expression management has to be filmed in the wedding video. The couple had better communicate with the MC in advance to confirm the tone of the wedding scene, and don't be too emotional.

2. Improper wording "shake smart".

Some hosts will tell some inappropriate jokes and even ask some vulgar questions in order to enliven the atmosphere, which is quite embarrassing for newcomers and not acceptable to all elders, so lightning protection must be carried out in advance.

3. The temporary clue person made a speech.

Guests are generally unfamiliar with the wedding process, and suddenly they are called to the stage and speak unprepared. The person who is prompted can turn out three rooms and one living room on the spot.

4. Strongly invite inarticulate parents or elders to give speeches.

If the parents of this couple are introverted and not good at speaking in public, it is best not to invite them to the stage. It is suggested that the couple send a speech to the parents in the audience. Most relatives and friends can't say touching words. It is suggested to invite your best friend M and prepare the manuscript in advance.

Real-time article:

1. Don't look for flower girl under 6 years old.

Flower girl, too young, runs back and forth on the stage, even the master of ceremonies can't control him, and needs constant care from his parents. For the couple, he can't concentrate on the wedding.

2. Live LED projection screen real-time scene.

Sisters, imagine yourself being captured by the camera and put on the big screen just before swallowing the result of eating or giggling ... Is it embarrassing!

Don't throw flowers casually.

Especially for weddings held indoors, throwing handfuls of flowers may hit the scene decoration and guests. It is suggested that the bride cancel the throwing link and assign it directly to the bridesmaid or girlfriend, which will make the scene more warm.

4. A particularly novel way of appearing.

For example, flying yarn falling from the sky, falling from the sky ... requires both equipment and technology, and the turnover rate is 99.99%! The traditional way of admission (holding my dad) is often the most touching.

5. The wedding is very long.

The ceremony is usually held at dinner, and the guests are already hungry. If the ceremony takes a long time, they may not listen. It is best to control the time within half an hour.

6. awkward talent show.

Talented friends automatically ignore it, that is to say, they can barely listen and dance like sisters like little rhinos. As long as they can't perform on the stage, we won't perform.