Can you tell some funny jokes?

1. Why does the silkworm baby have money? = => Because it will cocoon (frugality). Why don't white rabbits marry zebras? = => Because mother rabbit says tattoos are not good children. 3. When will Taiwan Province Province be reunified? = => When buying instant noodles (unified instant noodles) 4. What line does the monkey dislike? = => Parallel lines (because there is no intersection) 5. Chocolate and tomatoes fight. Why does chocolate win? = => Because of chocolate bars. 6. What happens when sharks eat mung beans? = => turned into green bean paste. 7. After the match was burned, I went to the hospital. What has it become? = => Cotton swab 8. How did Lin Daiyu die? = => fell to death (a sister Lin fell from the sky) 9. A pig said "Come on" and hit a dish? = => chocolate 10. The potato fatally stabbed the steamed stuffed bun. What happened? = => becomes the bean paste (killing) package of 1 1. What animal likes to stick on the wall? = => seal (newspaper) 12. Why do foxes often fall? = => Because the fox is cunning (his feet are slippery), 13.4 people are playing mahjong in the house. Why did the police come and take away five people = => Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 14. When do you like to drink soda? = => When you are lonely (you will want soda when you are lonely) 15. An egg goes to the teahouse for tea. What happened afterwards? = => The result becomes tea eggs 16. There is a male deer, and it walks faster and faster. What happened in the end? = => Turn into 17 expressway. One day mung bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor, bleeding a lot. What happened? = => became red beans 18. Why can't the plane hit the stars when it flies so high? = => Because the stars will twinkle. 19. Corn wants to pursue fashion and get a perm. What was the result? = => turned into popcorn. 20. What mouse walks on two feet? = => Mickey Mouse 2 1. What duck walks on two feet? = => All ducks walk on two legs. 22. Miss, business is bad now. Why? = => Avian influenza. What kind of people can't work at a gas station? = => A smooth talker (oil gun slides down) 24. Is jiaozi a boy or a girl? = => The boy has wrapping paper on the jiaozi. 25. The man in gold clothes = => A surprised man. A bee stung on the calendar = = > The wind (bee) and the sun (calendar) 27. Here comes a bear. Come prepared (bear comes) 28. The mobile phone can't fall into the toilet = => It's now or never. There are ten sheep, and nine are squatting in the sheepfold = => cadence (one sheep squats wrong) 30. How to make sparrows quiet? = => Click (Silence) 3 1. What is a transparent sword? = => Invisible (Sword) 32. What do African cannibal leaders eat? Answer: Eating people, should chiefs be vegetarian? = => Vegetarian 33. Why are there no dinosaurs now? = => The dinosaur went to make a movie. 34. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Do you know why? = => Just like Dabai 35. How about an egg swimming in Songhua River? = => turned into a preserved egg. 36. An egg ran to Shandong. So what? = = & gt37. An egg is homeless. How's it going? = => It turned into a wild egg. 38. An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground. So what? = => It became an inverted (guided) bomb. 39. An egg fell into the flower. How's it going? = => becomes Hua Dan 40. How about an egg swimming in the Dead Sea? = => becomes Superman 4 1. Xiaoming and Xiaohua go to the seaside to tell jokes. They died after telling their jokes. Why? = => Because of the tsunami (laughs) 42. Why don't men go out? = => Because when you go out, you become a layman. 43. Why can't I see God's penis? = => The secret cannot be revealed. 44. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? = => Because the other corner was broken by Titanic. 45. How to keep ducks from flying away? = => Give it a wing. 46. Who doesn't have a phone? = => A perfect mobile phone. Ma Jiajue once told me privately that "a blunt knife is the most lethal". Why? = => Because it is a hammer. 48. Why did Chang 'e go to the moon? = => After nine days of shooting, even the immortals can't stand it. 49. Little Black, Little White, Little Yellow and Little Red flew. Who will feel dizzy and want to vomit? = => White rabbit (vomit) 50. A fat man jumped from a tall building. What happened? = => became a dead fat man 5 1. Two people fell into a trap. Dead is dead. What's the name of the living person? = => Help 52. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? = => Eraser (rubber difference) 53. What are cloth and paper afraid of? = => Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, but (paper) afraid of 154. Our next guest is the pride of China men. He is a singer. Guess who it is? = => Ancient Giant Chicken 55. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? = => The moon represents my heart (CoCo Lee, how much I love you). Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? = => Because Harry Potter is a wizard. What Kirin is the best? = => Ice cream 58. What Kirin runs fastest? = => Michelin 59. The cause of constipation (name a foreign star) = => Stallone (shit is too thick) 60. Where does the river rush, the city or the country? = => In the countryside, because the country river is too urgent (why is it too urgent to blow up) 6 1. A, B, C, D, E, Ji, G, Xin, which word is the coolest? = = & gt== > (thong) 62. There is a room where pigeons can be hidden. I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof. 63. What should I do at 12 pm? = => cram for Buddha's feet, because when you get close to (zero) 64. Police, hooligans and soldiers, who is the thinnest? = => Rogue (rogue professor-skinny) 65. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why? = => Because he is an idiot. How many brothers does Aladdin have? = => Three (Alaga, Alayi, Alabing) 67. A group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom = => Nonsense (no chicken talk) 68. How much is a heart worth? = => 100 million (exclusive) 69. Which is stupid, the sun, the moon or the stars? = => Stars (the stars in the sky don't talk-Lu) 69. What's the name of this pencil? = => Xiao, sharpen the pencil. What color can best imitate? Red (ground) imitation 7 1 Who will help you add food when you are full? = => Dragonfly, because Dragonfly added 72. A little dog was traveling in the desert and then died. How did he die? = => He suffocated because there was no telephone pole to pee on in the desert. A little dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole, but he still choked to death. Why? = => "No peeing here" is posted on the dotted bar. A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing was posted on it, but it was still stuffy. Why? = => Many puppies are waiting in line. Before a puppy traveled in the desert, he found a telephone pole with nothing attached to it. The queue arrived, but he still choked. Why? = => Because there are two beautiful dogs MM behind him, he is embarrassed. 73. Who will be eliminated when playing games, wolf, tiger or lion? = => Wolf, because-Momotaro (elimination of wolves) 74. Which historical figures are most vulnerable? = => Su Wu Beihai Shepherd (kicked by the sea) 75. Who is the fastest runner in history? = => Cao Cao 76. Cars can fly. Please guess a drink. Coffee (car flight) 77. There is a steamed bread in front of me, and I ate a meatball. What happened? = => I changed a steamed stuffed bun. 78. Who gave you the water of forgetting? = => Aha ("Aha, give me a glass of water") 79. There is a white cat and a black cat. The white cat fell into the water and the black cat saved it. What did the white cat say to the black cat? = => Meow 80. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? = => is denture 8 1. How heavy are the stars in the sky? = => Eight grams (Starbucks) 82. Taiwan Province Province is a part of China (name a Chinese herbal medicine) = = > Angelica 83. The jade emperor is called (name a city) = => Tianjin 84. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? = => Walking is too slow. 85. Farmers have raised 10 cows, with only 19 horns. Why? = => There is a rhinoceros. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day he stood on the springboard but didn't dare to jump. Why? = => Because there is no water below. 87. A taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but it was stopped by a policeman. Why? = => The police have to take a taxi. 88. What chicken has no wings? = => Frog 89. What is hard and comfortable to type? = => doze off 90. What is the product with the same production date and effective date? = => Newspaper 9 1. What books are not available in bookstores? = => suicide note 92. Best seller? = => female secretary 93. The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it. Why? = => My mother said that people who spend all their time online are not good people. Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love. Why? = => The deer said timidly, my mother said that all the people wearing sunglasses are bad teenagers. 95. Who didn't attend the zoo meeting? = => The lion (because the lion "lost" contact) 96. Fat people sit in sedan chairs (place names) = => Yugoslavia. Go to the toilet (enter the name of a Hong Kong female artist) = => Karen Mok (reason: Karen Mok) 98. Grandpa, dad or brother, who will cry after listening to mom? = => Grandpa (night after night) Remember what Mom said, tears for you. 99. There are two bees who love each other very much, but later the mother bee married the spider. Why? = => Because this female bee falls in love with the net 100. Good day, sad night (Gai Lou) = => Single-plank bridge