Find some jokes that make people laugh.

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately?

Shop assistant: No, it's Japanese.

2. One day, a family caught fire.

Mom and dad both fled, leaving only one son inside.

Mother was very nervous and shouted outside:

"Son ... what are you doing ... it's on fire ..."

The son replied, "I'm wearing socks ..."

Mom said again, "What socks to wear in case of fire ..."

After five minutes, my son hasn't come out yet. ......

Mother shouted nervously again, "Son, what the hell are you doing?" Come out ~ fire, stay inside ... "

The son said, "I'm taking off my socks."

Hey, how did you learn to smoke?

I will, when I steal the forbidden fruit from Adam and Eve ~

Do you know why Adam and Eve stole the forbidden fruit?

AB: I don't know!

Because Adam has no cigarettes! (hint: homophonic words)

4. Warmly celebrate the year-end rebate promotion of our canteen!

I only got the participation prize-fifty cents, but I found it in the dish!

5. Second-hand college advanced mathematics textbooks for sale, 90% new, with transcripts as proof!

6. A woman went to apply for a job, and the boss asked, "How many children do you have? 」

She replied, "Five. 」

The boss asked, "What are their names? 」

She replied, "Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming. 」

The boss asked, "They are all called Xiao Ming, so what do you want them to eat you?" 」

She said, "That's easy. As long as I call Xiao Ming, they will all come. 」

The boss asked again, "but what if you just call a child?" 」

She said, "That's easier. I just need to call him by his last name. 」

7. Traveling with my girlfriend, the phone rang in the hotel room at night, and a delicate female voice asked, "What can I do for you?" "Get out, don't need it!" Just hang up the phone, the phone rings again, or ask if you want service, and then scold! Soon, the phone rang again. This time, my girlfriend was annoyed and picked up the phone and said, "Don't bother me anymore, I got here before you!" " "This move is really smart. There was no harassing phone call all night ... when it was almost dawn, the phone woke us up again. My girlfriend was very angry and picked up the phone and shouted, "Stop fighting, aunt, I've been with you all night!" ! "

Who knows that in a short time, the door was knocked down, and two policemen stood at the door, holding documents in their hands, and said to me with dignity: "Go ahead! Where is the lady who came last night! ! ! "

8.w: Tomorrow is my birthday. What gift will you give me?

M: Same as last year.

W: What did you give me last year?

M: The same as the year before last.

W: When was the year before last?

Man: I didn't know you the year before last, so I didn't send anything.

9. There is a Grenade.

One day it was finished.

Clean its teeth.

Suddenly I found a thorn between my teeth.

It's hard to pull out.

..... it exploded. ....

10, M: Marry me! I love you! I can't live without you!

Woman: No, my mother will be unhappy. She said you were so worthless.

Man: Oh, if you don't promise, I will die in front of you! With that, he picked up a pistol.

W: Just a moment, please. I'll ask my mother.

Man: Hey, hey, I knew it would work.

Woman: My mother said that I was an adult and could watch such a bloody scene.

Man: ...

1 1 .5 yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call the hundred-dollar bill:

"Ah! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill the ticket, you can exchange yourself for him! "

One hundred dollar bills thought for a moment and said:

"Tear it, tear you up and you don't even have five dollars!"

12, the tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ......

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ......

Then ..... the snail climbed up. ......

Soon ... the tortoise saw another ant ... and said to him, come up, too. ......

So the ants came up.

When the ant appeared ... he saw the snail on it ... and said to him, hello.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. .......