Adults fight, children see jokes. What's wrong with the baby? Adults quarrel, and children feel funny.

Someone always likes to keep his long beard, and suddenly one day he shaved it off.

His neighbor was very surprised and asked him, "How do you shave?"

He replied, "Because the wife of a friend of mine just died."

His neighbor was even more surprised and asked, "What does the death of your friend's wife have to do with your shaving?"

He replied coldly, "What does it matter to you that I shave?"