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The bell startled Moda and he calmed down. Curiosity prompted him to pick up the phone.
"Hello, is this the governor?" There is a voice on the phone.
"hmm." Governor Modadai agreed.
"I am the minister of food. Will food prices rise this month? " "Don't get up!" Moda thinks that the rise in food prices is not good for mice.
"yes. Do you have any other orders? "
"Not anymore."
"I wish you a good night."
The phone hung up.
I was so excited that I became governor once! Moda thinks that the governor is a great man and must have extraordinary talents. Now it seems that the governor is no big deal. Didn't he also become Moda? He did well, Moda thought proudly. Even the minister said "good night" to him. Ah! It seems that as long as they are governors, ministers will respect both people and rats.
Moda completely forgot to come out and find something to eat. His stomach growled just now, but now it doesn't growl. He decided to make a phone call in the name of the governor to see if he was really qualified for the job of the governor.
"What's the order?" Moda was embarrassed. He paced back and forth at the governor's big desk.
"Yes, give an order about banning cats!" Moda in the mind a bright. He looked up the phone number of the health minister in the phone book under the glass plate.
Moda hates cats. He used to live in a grocery store with his three brothers? . That food store keeps a big cat, and he is against the Moda brothers everywhere.
In order to survive, Moda and his brothers racked their brains to deal with cats. Moda was almost caught by the big cat several times, and his brothers saved him at the crucial moment. In order not to disturb his brother, Moda sneaked out of the house and went to the Governor's Office-in the eyes of mice, the Governor's Office was much lower than the food store.
These days after he left home, Moda missed his brothers all the time. Moda's brother is very kind to him. Every time he has something to eat, he always lets him eat first. When the big cat threatened Moda's safety, his brothers always tried their best to rescue him.
I found the phone number of the minister of health. Moda started dialing as governor.
"Hello, is this the Minister of Health?" Moda asked.
"yes."
"I am the governor."
"What are your orders?"
"Orders will be issued tomorrow morning.
"I take a pen. ..... Well, please go ahead. " Notice on the prohibition of keeping cats in our city. ..... ""No cats? " "yes! Keep recording! "Moda often eavesdrops on the governor's phone and is familiar with his tone.
"yes."
"Recently, the cat disease in our city is serious, which has affected the health of the citizens in the city. To this end, the Ministry of Health has been instructed by the governor to ban cats in this city from now on. If anyone disobeys, all property will be confiscated. It's over. " "Do you have any other orders?" "Send it tomorrow morning!" "yes. I wish your Excellency good night. " The two ministers wished Moda good night.
Once upon a time, there was a family whose owner had a car and a bike. Cars are arrogant because of their high price and good appearance, and they often ridicule bicycles.
One day, Che began to criticize bicycles again: "Look at you, boy, and then look at me. You are lucky to be with me. " Bicycle said modestly, "Brother Che, we all work for the master, so why fight?" ? Yes, I admit that I don't run as fast as you and sit as comfortably as you, but I also have advantages. You see, I am greener and lighter than you ... ""Shut up ",the car roared," Brother? Joke, be brothers with you? Daydreaming! How dare you show off your little skill in front of me? If you ask me, you are just a pile of scrap metal. " "You are scrap metal. Can you run without gasoline? " "You ... you" car was so angry that it crashed into the bike and knocked off the chain of the bike.
So, the owner moved the bicycle to the corner, and the car occupied the garage alone. However, with the development of the times, there are more and more cars on the road, which leads to traffic congestion, the car becomes the burden of the owner, and the owner gets on the bike again. One day, the owner said excitedly, "This bicycle is really good, light and labor-saving, and it runs very fast. I will ride it in the future ... This big guy, with such expensive gas, it's really troublesome to run fast in traffic jams. " The master said and kicked the car.
The owner inflated the bicycle and changed the parts to make it look brand-new. Where is the car? It stayed in the corner and lost its former style.
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Jack. He lives with his mother. Jack's family is poor, with only one cow. However, one day the cow finally couldn't milk, so mother said, Jack! Take the cow to town and sell it! Yes, mom! So, Jack set out. On the way to town, Jack was killed by a strange old man.
One afternoon, Jesus Christ fell asleep in the cradle. His mother came to him, looked at him happily and said, My son, are you asleep? Have a good sleep. I'll pick you a handful of strawberries later. I know you will like it when you wake up. Outside in the forest, the Virgin Mary found a place full of exciting strawberries.
Story 4 about Fairy Tales After many rainy days, today is finally a sunny day. Mother duck took her children out to play.
Grandpa Sun smiled and the clouds floated around happily. Mother Duck came to Okawa with her baby. The ducklings looked at the sparkling river and jumped into it one by one. The warm river beat their feathers and made them very comfortable.
Ducks around their mothers, paddling happily, showing their swimming skills to their mothers, and butterflies dancing in the air, cheering for their mothers. Mother duck looked at the naughty and lovely children and said, "Let's have a water fight!" " ""good! "As soon as the voice fell, a little white duck struggled to spread its wings and beat the water, and the waves aroused hit another little white duck." Ouch! """Ha ha!" Not to be outdone, the little white duck hit back. Laughter and laughter become one, which makes the calm river suddenly lively.
Happy times always pass so quickly, and the duckling is gone and still lingering.
Zhu Xiao beibei
Today, the animal school will hold its annual sports meeting.
At 5 o'clock in the morning, the baby pig got out of bed. He walked into the living room, sat in a chair and began to guess what the sports meeting was like today. Are your grades good? Wait a minute. His mind is full of questions to think about and guess. In a word, he thinks the most important question is how to get grades. He is sure that he will be the last one.
The game has started. First of all, it's a race. Lily rabbit ran the fastest and rushed to the finish line, but Beibei pig ran slowly behind. The second event is the high jump. Deer flowers jump the highest, as high as two small animals. The third project, the fourth project ... the final result is exactly as expected, and Baby Piggy is the last of all projects.
The sports meeting is actually not fun for Zhu Baobao.
Story about fairy tales 5 In a dense forest, there is an open space with a grass and a small flower growing on it. All day long, the spring is beautiful, and the arrogant floret is too proud, so she begins to brag about the grass.
The arrogant little flower said, "Grass! Grass! Look at me. People take pictures of me every day. Look at you again! Every time people come, they will step on you and pick you, so that people will not dare to do this to me. "
Hearing this, the grass lowered its head and said, "Yes, you are right. People did step on me because I was not as beautiful, fragrant and colorful as you. "
Xiaohua danced and said, "Hey, Xiaocao, you're right. You have a good eye. "
Until one day, a teacher came here with his students. As soon as the teacher saw the grass, he said, "Look, classmates. This grass is a medicinal material in the world that we don't sell for any money. We are really lucky. " The teacher said loudly to the students.
At this time, Xiaohua realized that she was too proud.
"Sorry, grass!" Xiaohua lowered her head and said, "Now I know that you are greater than me!" " "
The grass said, "Nothing, we are all friends."
Fairy Tales There is a little rabbit named Cong Cong in the forest. It is very proud and often says, "All the animals in the forest can't run as fast as me."
Animal friends hope Cong Cong can get rid of this bad habit. The calf said, "I have an idea!" " "He Xiaoqi asked cheerfully," What can I do? "
The calf said, "We held a race in the forest and recommended monkeys, deer, puppies and other fast runners to compete with it, which frustrated its pride."
Congcong accepted their challenge. Cong Cong doesn't care about this challenge. He neither practices nor exercises, but he still plays around.
Five days later, the sports meeting began. The little monkey challenged the little rabbit first. When the whistle sounded, the little rabbit rushed over like a scud and pulled the little monkey away.
The second scene is a rabbit versus a puppy. In order to show everyone its running speed, the rabbit runs slowly first. When the puppy catches up with and overtakes it, the rabbit shows great strength and runs quickly to catch up with and surpass the puppy. At this time, the little rabbit became more proud.
Story about Fairy Tales 7 Dialogue between Cars and Electric Vehicles
One day, a proud car and a gentle electric car will go to the west hall of the square to do business.
The car saw the small electric car and said, "Look at you, you run so slowly that your five electric cars can't compete with me."
The electric car glanced at the car and the car ignored him.
Cycling to himself: "you are tired, you can only sit for two people, and you can only sit for three people when you are crowded." Look at me, I can sit five people. "
Electric cars still insist on mute.
"Do you see the highway above? Can you sit on it? Our brother can drive very fast, "said the car proudly."
The electric car said slowly, "Wow, you drive so fast."
"People can lie down and rest in our car, but your car makes people uncomfortable to sit up. Winter is not cold at all, and summer is not hot at all. "
There is a traffic jam on the road at this time, so it's time for them to go to work. At this time, the electric car passed through the grass of Zhonghaoer, but the car could not pass. Because it's too big. When the car arrives at the west hall, the owner of the electric car has already come out of the west hall.
At this time, I realized when I was waiting for the bus, each has its own advantages and cannot sell myself short.
Story about Fairy Tales 8 In a magical city, there is a very powerful dark wizard. His name is nobody. He occupied a quarter of the city's territory, and he still occupies it, even expanding it. ...
The mayor wrote a letter to another very powerful wizard, who was very good at catching dark wizard. The wizard came to the city immediately after receiving the letter. After he came to a quarter of the territory, he blew up the city wall with a wonderful spell as easy as blowing off dust. He sent many troops to attack the city and bombed two-quarters and two-thirds. Now only the castle is left.
Unknown learned that his castle was in danger, and he was a little alarmed, but he still tried to find a way. The soldiers found out that heaven was unknown and thought he was very angry. Although he can't see his face, he can still feel his anger.
Unknown grabbed his wand and shot many spells, and the wizard immediately dodged. After that, he also shot a very powerful deadly spell, but nameless was only in a semi-coma. When Unknown was about to pick up his wand and shoot, the wizard shot another spell, and Unknown completely fainted. The wizard handcuffed him and sent him to the magic prison.
In this way, the wizards finally defeated the Great Devil in this quarter castle.
People can't do bad things or they will be punished.
A story about fairy tales. A pony is carrying a bag of rice. It wants to take this bag of rice home. As a result, the rice bag was broken and rice leaked out. The little rabbit happened to find it and ran to tell the pony. As he ran, he shouted, "Pony, the rice bag is broken and the rice is leaking."
The pony looked back and saw that the rice bag was really broken. The pony said, "Rabbit, thank you for telling me. Can you help me block the rice bag and come home with me? " Little Nutbrown hare nodded and helped the pony take the rice home.
A story about fairy tales 10 Once upon a time, there was a lion who loved to talk big.
Once, a mosquito accidentally buzzed in his ear, and he patted it impatiently. As a result, the harder he worked, the less he could catch mosquitoes. Mosquitoes used to be afraid of lions, but this time they found that lions would not hurt themselves, so they were very happy.
Who knows, this mosquito has a quick mouth, and soon all the animals in the forest know the news. Mosquitoes are becoming bolder and often harass lions.
One day, the lion came to the pond and saw a frog eating mosquitoes. When the frog saw the lion with bags all over his head, he was very sympathetic. Although the lion wanted to ask the frog for help, he was not shy. He is the king of beasts.
"Lion King, mosquitoes are easy to deal with." Said the frog.
"Of course, I can shoot a hundred mosquitoes in one hand."
"Don't talk big." Said the frog.
"Don't believe it? Tell the mosquitoes to bring it on! " The lion's big talk is back.
Hearing the lion say this, mosquitoes swarmed. The lion was stung all over and jumped into the pond in panic.
Alas, I really don't know if the lion who has suffered will talk big again.
A story about fairy tales 1 1 Once upon a time, there was an emperor in China. He has the most beautiful palace and garden in the world, and there is a forest in the garden, where a singing nightingale lives. When travelers from all over the world come to China and hear its singing, they will say, "This is the most beautiful thing in this country!"
Travelers have written many books about nightingales since they came back. Soon, the book reached the emperor. He was surprised and said, "Nightingale? Why didn't I know there was such a bird living in my garden? " He immediately ordered the minister: "Go, bring it and sing it for me!" " "
However, the minister had never heard of this kind of bird, so he had to ask around. Finally, he met a little girl who was a handyman in the kitchen. The little girl told him, "I know where the nightingale is." Every night, when I go home and pass by the Woods, I hear the nightingale singing. "
The priest immediately asked her to lead the way to the Woods where nightingales often sing. "This is the bird!" The little girl pointed to a gray bird in the treetop and said. The minister was a little disappointed. What an ordinary bird it is!
In order to complete the task, the minister had to bring this ordinary-looking bird to the emperor. What he didn't expect was that the nightingale's song was so moving that the emperor cried. So the emperor wanted to give his gold slippers to the nightingale, but the nightingale said, "I don't want them." I got the most precious gift in the world-your tears. "
Since then, the nightingale has lived in the palace. It can go out for a walk every morning and evening, but it is always followed by 12 servants with ribbons. Ribbon is tied to nightingale's foot like an anklet, making it very free.
One day, the emperor received a gift-an artificial nightingale. It is studded with diamonds and precious stones. As long as it is properly wound, it can sing, and its tail made of gold and silver can swing from side to side with the singing. Everyone fell in love with this artificial nightingale. At this time, no one found that the real nightingale had flown away.
From then on, the emperor put the artificial nightingale by his bed, and he often listened to it sing. But one night, when the artificial nightingale was singing happily, its body suddenly cracked, all the wheels turned wildly, and the singing suddenly stopped.
The emperor immediately called a doctor and wanted him to "see a doctor" for the artificial nightingale, but the doctor could not cure it. The emperor hired a watchmaker, who repaired it for a long time, but failed to repair the artificial nightingale.
One day five years later, the emperor was seriously ill. Everyone thought he was dying, and no one came to visit him. In Nuoda's bedroom, the emperor was lying on the bed alone. He said weakly to the artificial nightingale beside the bed, "Sing me a song!" " "But the artificial nightingale said nothing.
At this moment, a beautiful song suddenly sounded outside the window. It turns out that the nightingale is really singing. It flew to visit the emperor specially, hoping to bring some comfort and hope to the emperor with its beautiful singing.
After listening to the nightingale's song, the emperor recovered. He asked the nightingale what she wanted, and the nightingale said, "When I first visited song for you, your tears were the best reward. Now, I want to fly to all the people who need me and sing for them. " With that, the nightingale flew away from the window.
Stories about Fairy Tales 12 Flowers and trees compete for beauty in the park.
One day, a tourist came to the park and exclaimed, "Wow, it's so beautiful here!" "The plants thought she was boasting that she was very beautiful.
The tree shook its leaves and said, "This is the most beautiful park, and my contribution is the greatest, because I can shelter people from the wind and rain." Without me, people will get very dark, and when it rains, people will get wet. " So I have the greatest credit. "
"I am the most beautiful in the park." Hua proudly said, "I have all kinds of colors and smells." You can all come and appreciate my beauty! " ! I can also make people happy. So I have the greatest credit. "
"You are all wrong. I am the most beautiful in the park, because people are tired and sitting on our lawn, and playing football on our lawn is not your credit, so I am the most beautiful in the park. "
Flowers, grass and trees never bear fruit from morning till night. At this moment, the bird passed by and said to them, "Don't make any more noise. Everyone has his own advantages and abilities. You should help each other and live in harmony. "
The story about fairy tales 13 There are lovely zebras living on the grassland. Dolly, the zebra father, takes the zebra babies to practice every day:
"One, two, one, two, push your left foot, push your right foot, and throw your tail up." There is a special class horse in the zebra herd, which is much shorter than other zebras and always lowers its head: "One, two, one, two, push the left foot and the right foot, but which is the left foot and which is the right foot?"
Ah! Look, the dwarf wrestled again. It's really funny.
"I'm not a dwarf. Please call me Oreo. I just haven't grown up yet. I'm not a dwarf ... I want to run like lightning. Wait and see. "
Oreo quarreled with his big brothers and sisters, boasting that he could run as fast as lightning on the grassland. Big brothers and sisters think that a pony who can't tell his left and right feet just wants to run like lightning, which is a stupid joke.
Daddy Dolly told Oreo a brilliant idea. He found a piece of cloth and tied it to Oreo's left leg:
"A leg with cloth is a left foot, while a leg without cloth is a right foot."
Oreo thought it was a great idea: "One, two, one, two, push your left foot, push your right foot ..."
Oreo, which has been practiced repeatedly, is getting more and more stable. He has started jogging, running fast, speed up!
Oreo held his head high: "Run, Oreo! One, two, one, two, push my left foot, push my right foot, my tail is swinging. "
Watching Oreo run like lightning, the big brothers and sisters on the side were shocked. They couldn't believe that this zebra with lightning speed was a dwarf, so they decided to compete with Oreo.
Ready, go. "One, two, one, two, push your left foot, push your right foot, and throw your tail up."
"What spell did the dwarf read? He is so fast! "
"Run, Oreo!"
Oreo defeated himself. Look at this ribbon dancing in the wind. Does it look like a flag of victory?
Oreo won the game, and the cloth tied to his leg had drifted away, but the big brothers and sisters no longer laughed at Oreo as a dwarf, and there were more warm laughter on the grassland. Look, they are practicing again:
"One, two, one, two, push your left foot, push your right foot, and throw your tail up."
About fairy tales 14 I am a naive and lovely "hee hee" chicken, as beautiful as a peacock. Everyone says I am very smart and kind. My name is actually Lulu. Because I love to laugh and help others, everyone calls me "Hee Hee" chicken. Guess what? Why do people say I'm smart and kind? Then let me tell you a story about me!
One day, our chickens will find food to eat. A chicken named Nelly said, "I'm not going to take part in your activity. If I do, it won't kill me. " Alas! Nelly, this chick is lazy. There is nothing I can do about it. Lulu Chicken said, "Nothing, nothing. As long as we find food and don't teach it a lesson, it will work with us in the future."
Let's get to work. Let's look around. Finally, many bugs were found. We were about to leave when we heard a scream. It turned out that it was a chicken that was trampled. We hurried there, but we didn't know what to do. What to do, what to do, what to do ... Although there are many shouts, no one can do anything about it. Look who it is, someone in the crowd shouted. It turned out to be Nelly Chicken. "It should be punished." Everybody say. However, Lulu Chicken said, "Although it is its fault that it doesn't want to work with us, it is also one of us!" " ""forget it then. "Everyone said." I will definitely work with you in the future. Nelly Chicken said you don't have to worry about me, this is my punishment. "Everyone said," as long as you know you are wrong, we will forgive you once. "We will happily go back to our warm home!
Stories about fairy tales 15 Grimm's fairy tales are my favorite masterpieces. It tells the truth that "good people are rewarded in the end", which makes me feel the same way.
The story of Three Dwarfs in the Forest tells the story of a poor little girl who was driven out to collect grass and buy it in the cold winter because of her stepmother's cruelty, and only gave her a piece of dry and hard bread. The three dwarfs begged her, and the kind girl gave them half of the bread, thus getting their blessing: getting more and more beautiful every day; Every time you say a word, a gold coin falls out of your mouth; Will be the prince's wife in the future. When her ugly, evil and selfish sister heard about it, she went to the forest to try her luck, but she didn't say hello to the dwarfs, gave them delicious bread or help them sweep the snow. The result is cursed: getting uglier every day; Every time I say a word, a toad pops out of my mouth; It's too dead. Finally, the girl married the prince, and her sister and stepmother died, and the prince and princess lived happily ever after.
Ha ha, strange to say, as long as the fairy tale ends here, I will have great satisfaction. I feel so happy when I close my book and fantasize. As long as there is a kind heart, the relationship between people will continue to be good, and it will be passed on again.
Kindness is no stranger to everyone. Maybe it's really "one good turn deserves another"? Every kind girl will eventually find her own share of happiness, and then live a quiet and happy life with the "prince". I really hope everyone can find their sincere kindness, and then continue to extend and carry forward, so that there is no longer a gap between people and they are no longer strangers to each other. Everyone should be helpful and helpful!
However, not everyone is kind. In Three Dwarfs in the Forest, her evil mother and sister finally died of greed. Is this what people call "what goes around comes around"? Because they use people's kindness and innocence to do whatever they want, and even use others' sympathy to defraud money, which is really hateful!
Just like the Yushu earthquake, many people are disgusted with the Yushu earthquake after the Wenchuan earthquake in Sichuan: they should donate money and spend money for no reason. Some netizens directly said that the 2008 Olympic Games was an earthquake in Sichuan, the 20 10 World Expo was an earthquake in Qinghai, and the 20 12 Youth Olympic Games was an earthquake there. That's right! However, he should take into account the misfortune of the affected people. If it happened to him, watching his loved ones fall dead in front of his eyes, would he say so? We should learn more from those kind people in fairy tales. In the face of other people's misfortunes, we should sympathize with and help them, and let others feel that we live on the same earth. We should love each other and treat others as good friends. When a friend is in trouble and danger, we should try our best to help him and create a good social atmosphere of "everyone for me and I for everyone", right?
I hope everyone can be kind to others and make the world our home!
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