Funny and humorous classic sentences in life

Funny and humorous classic sentences in life

One minute of anger loses 60 seconds of happiness. The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

1. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

2. Lie down where you fell.

3. Diamonds last forever, but one goes bankrupt!

4. It is better to be beautiful than to live beautifully!

Close my eyes and I see my future?

6. Make trouble without reason and have a plan!

7. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

8. If you fall, stand up and cry.

9. Let the future come and the past pass.

10. As a typical loser, you are really successful.

1 1. Sighing is the most wasteful thing, and crying is the most wasteful behavior.

12. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

13. Women like men who are not good-looking, and don't like men who are not good-looking.

14. A white lie is a good excuse for your deception.

15. I can choose to give up, but I can't give up my choice.

16. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

17. Our love died on this day, just to give each other a chance to be reborn.

18. I didn't mean to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

19. Never mentioned, not because I forgot, but because I remembered.

20. The journey of exploration lies not in discovering new land, but in cultivating new perspectives.

2 1. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

22. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

23. When the boss uses you, you are a talent. When you are not used, you become a layoff!

24. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

25. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis of keeping a low-key is to keep a high profile at any time.

26. If you are angry for one minute, you will lose 60 seconds of happiness.

27. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

28. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

29. The iron cock will leave some rust. You are a stainless steel cock!

30. Smoke is not obedient, so we? Smoking? .

3 1. How far a person can go depends on who he walks with; How good a person is depends on who gives him advice; How successful a person is depends on who he is with.

32. The sea is wide and the fish jumps, and the broken drum is open to anyone.

33. I was pulled out before I could flirt.

34. I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

35. What is life like? Breathe? ,? Huh? Take a breath? Rotten? It's for breathing.

36. When the road is rough, shout loudly and move on.

37. Happiness is a comparative thing, which can only be felt at the bottom.

38. Please fasten your seat belt when the Eight Immortals cross the sea.

39. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

40. I came quietly, walked quietly, waved a dagger, and left no one alive.

4 1. looks like a steamed stuffed bun, so don't blame the dog for following.

42. Why are my eyes always full of tears? Because I pretend to be deep.

43. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

44. Men who go to bars are looking for excitement, while women are mostly looking for excitement.

45. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

46. A word? Take it? Better than two words? I give it to you? .

47. You don't know what dependence is until you drop your belt.

48. Besides love, there are radishes in other people's fields.

49. Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of having a brain is having a brain.

50. The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

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