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Diary from February 2 to February 17

1. The first day of the holiday

My mother is so playful! Last night, my mother invited several colleagues to go shopping in Zhongnan Shopping Mall, and didn't come back until after eleven o'clock in the evening, so I had to stay up with her. This morning, she got up early and was not affected by staying up late last night. She resolutely went to work and took me with her. How can I be so unlucky!

In the afternoon, after struggling repeatedly with my mother, my mother finally let me go home.

When I got home, I turned on the TV and transferred to Shandong Satellite TV to see that there were children at home. It mainly tells interesting stories about three children and two parents. It can relax our nervous mood and let us spend a holiday with laughter.

I prefer to watch CCTV 10 in the evening, because there are very good-looking programs from 6:45, such as Telling, Exploration and Discovery. I like listening to Oscar songs in the evening. These songs make me unforgettable.

2. Primary school reunion

It has been raining cautiously and continuously every day since the holiday. Today, the weather finally cleared up. I am very happy to see such fine weather. At the same time, today is the day for our high school classmates to get together.

In the morning, after breakfast, I left home early and walked to our alma mater. I was full of thoughts along the way, imagining the changes of my classmates, imagining what would happen after meeting them, and so on. Time passed unconsciously and finally came to our alma mater.

As soon as I entered the campus, the previous scene was vivid and I suddenly felt a sense of intimacy. At the same time, I found that our alma mater has undergone tremendous changes. First of all, the teaching building was put on new clothes and painted, then the canteen changed and the library was completed, all of which appeared after we left. Walking on the avenue and on campus, he carefully recalled his previous study and life, which really had a different taste. At this time, I saw several students who were making up lessons walking on the path. They are in a hurry, and now time is too precious for them.

Along the tree-lined path, I came to the place where we met-the classroom where we used to study. At this time, several students have arrived. I stepped forward and shouted their names. At this time, there was naturally a greeting, and everyone's face was full of surprises.

Next, in the laughter of everyone, the students came one after another. After exchanging pleasantries, we walked towards our next destination-the teacher's house. Our head teacher speaks humorously. In the following time, everyone will have dinner and have fun. ...

The day ended in laughter. What a wonderful reunion!

After the winter vacation exam, I found my own shortcomings. In this winter vacation, I will try my best to improve myself.

First of all, I will read some excellent articles this winter vacation to improve my writing level.

Secondly, I want to do my homework on time this winter vacation, and I can't make up my homework just before school starts, as I did in the past winter vacation.

Thirdly, I will use this winter vacation to learn the content of next semester in advance, so that I can study better next semester.

Fourth, I will insist on writing a daily story on my blog every day.

Fifth, practice a chapter every day to write your own words better.

Sixth, I want to watch the news for an hour every day and care about national affairs.

Seventh, finally, I want to review my knowledge this semester so that I don't forget my past knowledge.

Eighth, I want to spend this winter vacation happily, studying and playing. Is it a combination of work and rest? Diary of being cheated

4. New Year's Eve Diary

A year has passed. New Year's Eve is a night of reunion. Every household is hung with lanterns to celebrate the peaceful end of the year and the good beginning of the new year.

On New Year's Eve, everyone is busy posting Spring Festival couplets, and our family is no exception. This year, I posted couplets at home. In fact, the knowledge of this couplet is also quite great. As long as you look at this couplet last year, you will know the family's hopes and plans in the new year, and you will also know what happy events have happened in this family's family in the past year. Look at this couplet.

Of course, we are the happiest on this day, and we call on adults to celebrate the New Year early, because fireworks can also be set off after the New Year. Everyone cheered when the fireworks were set off, not to mention how happy they were. Even the adults were infected by us and cried.

After the fireworks, the family sat around the table for a reunion dinner. The most interesting thing is that you can get money by eating jiaozi and jiaozi. Whoever gets the money will have the best luck in the New Year, so everyone is rushing to eat to see who can grab the rich jiaozi, but whether they eat or not, this atmosphere of rushing to eat jiaozi is the most unforgettable. ...

New Year's Eve is the most unforgettable night!

Keep a diary of vaccination.

At this age, there is no need for vaccination. Oh, it hurts!

This morning, my mother said that she would give me a vaccination at night, and my heart began to get nervous. I kept saying, "Time passes slowly, slowly, not at night." But the evening doesn't come very slowly, but it seems to come faster than before.

My heart beats faster and faster when I practice the piano at night. My mother asked me to play it again. I have to play it several times. In fact, there is only one purpose, that is, to postpone the vaccination time for a longer time.

It's time for vaccination. My heart is pounding. Before the injection, I turned on the TV, tuned to my favorite program, and then put a rock candy bayberry in my mouth, hoping to distract my attention and forget the pain. When I am ready, my mother will start giving me injections. I rolled up my sleeves, my mother put iodophor on my arm, and then I stabbed it and said it was unfortunate. As soon as the needle went in, the TV program suddenly became an advertisement, which could not distract me. "All right," mom said. I am finally relieved.

I feel really comfortable after the injection! There is no burden in my heart!

6. Diary (writing)

Since reading, what impressed me most is that almost every Chinese teacher requires us to write well and practice well. Although I listened to my teacher at that time, I didn't stick to it. I just practice occasionally. Looking at my handwriting now, I really regret that I wasted too much time and didn't practice well. Just this winter vacation, the school arranged a winter vacation homework for us, so I want to use it to practice calligraphy.

But three days later, I practiced two pages a day. On the fourth day, I felt a little itchy. Forget it. Anyway, I couldn't write a word at once, but another voice reminded me. I will persist and don't give up easily. Finally, after a contradictory struggle, I persisted. Especially when something goes wrong, I take out a pen and paper and practice writing quietly. As a result, nothing bothered me. Now practicing calligraphy has become a habit in my life. If one day I don't practice at school, I feel as if there is still one thing unfinished. Through my own efforts, the current calligraphy has made some progress, and I will continue to stick to it in the future.

7. Winter vacation training class

Today is the last training class of our English training class. We decided to hold a Spring Festival get-together in our class.

The host started the party with a series of beautiful words. First of all, York presented Faye Wong's Red Bean to us. Then, he brought us a magic trick, that is, using 20 paper cups and some toilet paper to spell out a banner "Happy Chinese New Year to you", and we applauded again and again. Later, Jack brought us Wilber Pan's My Microphone. And feelings, Mark and Hope brought a series of jokes: A child is very sensible, and one day his mother was ill. He was hungry, so he said to his mother, Mom, let me help you cook in the kitchen. At that time, all the students in our class laughed their heads off. The party ended in laughter.

Finally, it was an exciting moment, that is, the first, second and third prizes were awarded this semester, and I won the third prize. At this time, I am very happy, because my hard work for a semester has finally paid off.

8. Diary (reading)

One day, a guest came to Mr. Nanyin's house and asked Nanyin for knowledge. Mr. Naning took the time to receive him. After the host and guests were seated, the guests didn't listen to him, but talked endlessly. From his life, work and family, he talked about his career and research for a long time, but Mr. Yin Nan tried to get in a word several times without success.

Mr. Naning listened quietly. After a while, he stood up, went into the kitchen and brought tea. He poured tea into the guest's cup. Although it was full, he continued to pour as if he had never seen it before.

At first, the guests who spoke loudly were very surprised. When he saw that Mr. Naning hadn't stopped and the water had begun to overflow, he finally drew back his hand.

"Can't you see that the glass is full?" He said, "I can't go in again!" "

"Indeed," nan finally stopped. "Just like this cup, you are full of your own ideas. What can I tell you if you don't give me an empty cup? "

From this story, I know that if you want to get rid of old ideas, you must empty your brain in time, just like emptying a cup full of water to hold more things. This reminds me of my study, and so does it in my study. I should clear my brain in time and be fully prepared to meet new things. Only in this way can you make continuous progress and innovation in your study and get good grades.

9. Diary of Senior One.

Today is New Year's Day. We get up early in the morning, because according to the custom of Chinese New Year in my mother's hometown, we have to get up early on New Year's Day, which is called "going out". Whoever gets out early will get rich early. Your father also learned the custom of his hometown, offering fruits, snacks and incense to his ancestors, praying for them to bless our family's peace and prosperity in the new year. Ha ha! It's just that your father has never led such a thing, and my mother is uncomfortable after doing it, but my mother doesn't want to beg your father anymore because she wants to "know the truth"!

According to the custom of your father's hometown, we will eat jiaozi on the first day of the first month, so our breakfast was jiaozi made by your grandmother last night, and you also ate four. After breakfast, mom and dad wanted to take you out to play, but when they went out, they found that it was not only windy, but also raining in Mao Mao. Mom didn't dare to take you outside to play, but looking at your eager eyes to play outside, mom and dad braved the light rain to take you around the community so that you could happily go home and play with toys, but mom felt bored.

At the same time, my mother also found that grandma and dad felt very idle. Think about this Spring Festival or the excitement in my hometown. In the past, my mother spent the New Year in her hometown, and she could open the door and open the window after going out on the morning of the first day. As the saying goes, "Girls love flowers, boys love firecrackers". Just setting off firecrackers can make mothers look forward to it for months. Because on this day, boys will take the fireworks they bought with the change they saved for a long time many years ago and go to the west. After inviting all their friends, they will show their favorite fireworks to everyone. At that time, there were few kinds of fireworks, the best were bluegrass flowers and bees, followed by throwing firecrackers and firecrackers. Although my mother was a girl, she was the envy of other girls at that time, because my mother could not only climb trees, ride cows, dig out bird's nests, but also shoot guns! As a result, my mother was known as a tomboy when she was a child. At that time, the mother who had fireworks would definitely have one, which was also the most comprehensive one.

But because I was young at that time, I didn't know what safety was. Every year, firecrackers injured my friends and even caused serious disabilities. This is the main reason why my mother is afraid to buy you fireworks, but my mother can really tell you that fireworks are really fun. At the same time, my mother now hopes that the clever inventor of fireworks can invent a kind of fireworks that is both fun and safe this Spring Festival, so that you can experience the fun of fireworks.

10. Read the diary

I saw this fairy tale today: the shadow of the wolf. Wrote such a story: a wolf wandered at the foot of the mountain. The afterglow of the setting sun makes its shadow long. Looking at his own shadow, he proudly said to himself, "I have such a big body, almost as big as an acre of field. Why am I still afraid of lions?" Shouldn't I be called the king of beasts? "Just when it was intoxicated, a lion descended and killed it. At this time, the wolf was remorseful and shouted, "How unfortunate I am! It was arrogance that ruined me. "

This story tells us that either because of the environment or because of our own reasons, people often have illusions, so that they misjudge others or themselves and think that others or themselves are strong or weak. The consequences can be imagined. Therefore, in life, we don't want to be like this wolf until we die, which will only make us stop and be narcissistic.

1 1. Diary of being cheated

"Mom, I'm coming out!" I hold the wall, put on my shoes and talk to my mother. "Be careful when you go out, don't waste money. You know, it's not easy for parents to make money. I thought we ... ""Stop! Mom, don't think about that year. I'm bored to death by your nagging. " I said wearily. After putting on my shoes, I ran out of the house. "goodbye! My dear mother. "

Today, my partner and I went to the library to buy books. It seems that time is running out, but the bus is still late. Just then, a bus came to me and I waved at once. The bus stopped slowly and I got on.

I don't know why, today's bus is running very slowly, and it's already late at the station, but the library is still a little far from the station, so I have to walk fast.

"Miss, miss, don't go yet." A man in a black suit waved to me at the roadside. "The first time someone called me that!" I look back. "Why go so fast? Come on, come on, I have something for you! " He really grabbed me with his hand. I have no choice but to stop. The man went on selling his own goods. I saw that time was running out, so I interrupted him: "Sorry, I'm in a hurry." He stopped me with his hand and said, "Don't leave in such a hurry. Come, I'll give you something! " "With that, he took out a bag from his bag." This is a set for you, which contains shampoo, shower gel, facial cleanser and other products. You can take it home for free. "I asked with a grain of salt," does it cost money? He said, "No,no." I thought to myself; This is a cheap and free thing. What are you afraid of? If it has a problem, you will lose it. I asked him again, "Is it really free?" "Yes," he told me tirelessly. I took my things and turned to go. He grabbed my hand again and said, "Not yet, not yet. Sign here first. " "Signature?" I'm lost again. The man seemed to see through my mind and took out a notebook from his bag and said to me, "Look, all these people have signed up and taken the products." I looked through the books, and there were indeed many signatures, several pages long, which dispelled my doubts. So I signed it. In order to avoid being harassed by the phone, I only wrote down a fake phone number. I am proud of my cleverness. After I finished writing, I picked up my things and turned to leave. However, he stopped me again. I am very angry. "What are you doing? Why not let people go? " . He smiled and said, "Miss, please pay 20 yuan." "Didn't you just say you don't have to pay?" I said confidently. "Just now, I have to sign the money now." He said to me more confidently. "That, that, that I don't want to head office now!" "Sorry, you have to pay for your signature whether you want it or not." "I, I have no money!" Lying is my strong suit. Let's see what he can do! "Then please follow me to our sales counter," he said, pulling me.

I thought, what other counters will there be for that brand-name product? This is not a good place to take me. I feel very dangerous. A sudden brainwave, yes! I can run away. I took his hand and tried to escape. All because physical education class didn't practice well. Now he runs like a snail and is caught up at once. I tried to pester him, but after all, he was older and taller than me, and he still couldn't escape. I have no choice but to pay. I took 20 yuan out of my pocket and handed it to him. He smiled and took the money and handed me the bag of products. Seeing his smile, I got goose bumps and wanted to hit him twice, but I just thought, it's impossible, alas. ...

I've been pestering him for half an hour. I didn't know I was late until I got to the library. My partner was still complaining about me when he saw me. I told her what happened just now, and she looked like she hated iron and never turned into steel: "Oh, you can …" The more she said, the sadder I felt.

Alas ..... Who would want to be cheated?

12. Diary of Grade Five

I didn't get up until about ten o'clock today After washing, mother asked us to go to grandma's house for dinner. Hehe … you can get lucky money again!

Mom smiled, little guy, thinking about money before people are old. I said, "money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money!" "

My uncle's brother is coming today. He works in a jade factory in Yangzhou. He gave me a piece of broken jade when I was a child. I showed it off as a treasure for years, and no one saw it through.

When I was in the first grade, a classmate told me that it was fake, not as valuable as my brother said! He cheated my pure feelings and hit my young heart!

Hum, I swear that he must ask him for my 12-year-old gift this year-he promised me a real match!

After seeing him, he let me have time to go to Yangzhou and get a jade match, hehe ... I laughed!

13. Diary (beginning of spring)

Today is the Lunar New Year in beginning of spring. "A year's plan lies in spring" and "a good beginning is half the battle". The arrival of beginning of spring means that spring has come.

Spring has come, everything is reviving, a hundred flowers are blooming and a hundred birds are contending.

Spring has come, and the spring rain is continuous. At this time, they also come to feel the breath of spring and join in the fun. They added water to the wheat and vegetables in the field to make them grow rapidly. As the saying goes, "Spring rain is as expensive as oil". Look carefully, how well the wheat and vegetables in the field grow. The spring breeze blows green waves.

Spring is coming, and you can see that the wicker on the river bank has sprouted. At this time, it is Miss Chun who puts on new clothes for the earth with her dexterous hands, giving people a brand-new feeling.

Spring has come, in fact, the happiest people are those who work hard. They are going to be busy again. After a winter vacation, they are full of energy. From a distance, I saw a group of people talking and laughing loudly in the field.

It's good that spring has come!

14. Set off firecrackers on the eighth day of the first month.

Today, firecrackers are everywhere. I thought what was that? It turned out to be a Spring Festival custom.

Checked it, and the result is this:

Lunar New Year's Day is the first day of the Spring Festival. As the saying goes: On the eighth day, many units will set off firecrackers. I hope that in the new year, business and career will be like this firecracker. Generally, the opening cannon starts at 8: 00 a.m. and lasts until after 10, and there are climaxes, such as 8: 00, 8: 18, 9: 18 and 9: 58. ...

There are many stalls in the market, and each stall has to be set up for a period of time. You put one, I put two; You set off ordinary firecrackers and I set off giant fireworks. If you want to open the door to do business, the gun will flourish. Don't I want to do business more actively?

From the big boss to the small boss, many people have a similar mentality on the eighth day, so the sound of "firing" on the eighth day is getting louder and louder.

I should want to want to want, so I bought a box of firecrackers, which is safer. My mother agreed to buy it, and I wiped three in a row. Ha ha ha, I'm going to make a fortune, too.

15. Winter vacation is over

The month-long winter vacation life is coming to an end. Looking back this month, I feel that I have gained a lot.

During the winter vacation, I make full use of every day to enrich myself and spend my time in winter vacation life by reading books, magazines and surfing the Internet. Of course, the most meaningful thing is to understand the annual culture of China. China is a civilized country with a long history, and we never thought about getting to know it before the Spring Festival. In the past, we only spent time visiting relatives and friends, but this year, the form has changed a lot. People don't just stay at home, but invite some friends out to play. Speaking of this, I was particularly impressed, because I also went out to play with a few good friends this year, which was really comfortable, much better than visiting relatives and friends in the previous Spring Festival, and it was also very simple and convenient.

After winter vacation life, I must adjust my mind as soon as possible to prepare for the next year's work.