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Happy summer vacation English handwritten newspaper
The English handwritten newspapers made by the students during the summer vacation are as follows
English jokes
Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.
'I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday.'
'Don't worry, dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later. ' He said with a smile.
Mary hated her husband's smoking very much and complained to him one day: "I hope one day all the cigarette factories will catch fire."
"Don't worry, dear Yes, all cigarettes will be lit sooner or later," he said with a smile.
English famous quotes
1) It is never too late to learn. (Live until you are old, learn until you are old.)
2) It is never too late to mend. (It’s not too late to mend the situation.)
3) The secret of success is constancy of purpose. (The secret of success is perseverance.)
4) Misfortunes never come alone/single.(Misfortunes never come alone.)
5) Misfortunes come on wings and depart on foot. what fortune is. (You don’t know blessings without disaster.)
7) To an optimist every change is a change for the better. (For optimists, things always get better and better.)
< p>8) Truth never fears investigation. (Facts are never afraid of investigation.)9) A good medicine tasks bitter. (Good medicine tastes bitter.)
10) Great minds think alike. (Heroes see the same thing.)
11) Storms make trees take deeper roots. (Storms make trees take deeper roots.)
12) Live and let live. Also let others live. )
13) Better late than never. (Better late than never.)
14) A bold attempt is half success. (A brave attempt is half success.)
15) All things are difficult before they are easy. (Everything must be difficult first and then easy.)
16) What we acquire without sweat we give away without regret.(What we acquire without sweat, it is not a pity to abandon.)
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