Beg, beg, beg Tibetan poems! ~ ~ Thank you

If you want to jump off a building,

If you want to turn into meat sauce, please go to the tenth floor.

If you want to hurry, please go to the ninth floor.

If you want to catch your breath, please go to the eighth floor.

If you want to struggle, please go to the seventh floor.

If you have any last words, please go to the sixth floor.

If you just want to be disabled, please go to the fifth floor.

If you only want to be hospitalized, please go to the fourth floor.

If you just want to scare people, please go to the third floor.

If you are just interested, please go to the second floor.

If you want to be called crazy, please go to the first floor.

Those who are good at jumping please go to the basement! ~~~~

& lt This stone looks familiar >

A, B and C went shopping and found the slogan of a new store: "The latest technology-accurate computer IQ test". After watching it, they were attracted together. When I walked into the store, I found a big chair connected to a helmet, and there was a wire behind the helmet connected to the computer.

A first sat in a chair and put on his helmet. The computer reacted for a while and typed a line. "Your IQ is very high: 275 points." A I was very happy after reading it.

B sat in the chair again, and the computer rang for a while and typed a line: "Your IQ is medium: 75 points." B was unconvinced after reading it.

It's C's turn. C is nervous. His face turned blue when he sat in the chair, and his computer kept buzzing. Finally, he typed a line: "Don't make fun of stones." C collapsed in the chair for a while.

Both B and C are not satisfied, and they are determined to compare the level after practice.

Five months later, the three men came to the shop again. A still got 275, and B also got 125. C's turn again. C sat in a chair trembling, and the computer rang for hours. Finally, he typed the following sentence: "This stone looks familiar."