What's in Guo Huai's hand?

my name is Guo Huai, and my name is Boji. He is a military commander of Wei State. Later, I finally became a viceroy, but I didn't have any skills. Some colleagues laughed at me and said that my skills were just like my words, which was called "bad".

I don't like Sima Yi, because he always looks down on me, so I'm always happy that Zhuge Liang defeated him. My wife's name is Yu Wen, and she turned out to be the maid of Sima Yi's family. On the day I went to propose marriage, Sima Yi waved dismissively. I don't like the way he looks at Yu Wen.

I'm afraid of Jiang Wei. He is a military commander of Shu, originally a Wei native, but later he surrendered to Shu, learned a lot of skills with Zhuge Liang, and was very good at archery.

Yuwen knows that I am incompetent, but she never looks down on me. She is very gentle and caring to me, and I never lose my temper with her or marry a concubine.

However, all the ministers and civilian military commanders in the DPRK laughed at me, saying that as a military commander, I am not good at martial arts and the art of war. They deliberately call me "Guo Buji" around their tongues every day, and they also call me that in front of the emperor. I smiled and accompanied, cursing in my heart.

One night, a magical man knocked down my guard and came to my house. He said that he came from 212. I don't know what that means. Can your majesty's title last that long? I can't help shivering. "Give me an official to do, and I'll give you a gift. "

I agreed, and I wrote a letter of commendation to recommend this amazing man to be the prefect of Tianshui. Later, I remembered, what gift should I get?

"I come from a powerful army called the China People's Liberation Army," he said with an accent. "I gave you this, which is called a machine gun. "

He brought what looked like a pile of iron poker to me. I am very angry. How can this unknown person tease me at will?

He told me that this "machine gun" is very powerful. He pointed the poker at the little yellow dog in front of my house and made a loud noise. The little yellow dog died.

I am really angry. How can I kill my dog casually? * * Fist up and want to hit him.

"Don't be angry," he said. "You can beat Jiang Wei with this. "

My mind suddenly became hot, and he was right, so that I wouldn't be called" Guo Buji "by others in the future. I told your majesty my thoughts the next day, saying that I would resist Jiang Wei, and the civil servants in Manchuria burst into laughter. But your majesty smiled and agreed.

I went home ecstatic and told Yu Wen about it. Yu Wen was both happy and worried. The magical man told me how to use the machine gun and went to his post.

"This machine gun has a bullet limit. Use every bullet well, and the bullet is equivalent to the arrow of your time. "

I was thunderstruck at once. Isn't that for me to compete with Jiang Wei in archery?

on the day I went to the battlefield, I pulled the trigger in the face of the Shu army. I saw all the people around Jiang Wei fall down, so I missed him. He shouted the name of his comrade-in-arms, "Da Shunza! ""Ogawa son! ""ah, dog baby! "

The first time I saw Jiang Wei crying, I suddenly felt sorry for him. Am I too cruel?

He picked up a pike and rode Ma Chong to me. Run away! I was riding a horse with a machine gun, and he chased me. I fired several more shots at him, but they didn't hit.

I lost my temper and threw away the machine gun. Zhang bow and arrow shot at him, only to see him catch the arrow floating in the air, with elegant movements. Then he shot at me with my arrow.

I don't remember what happened afterwards. I went to another place, but Yuwen was gone. I was in a hurry. There were no people laughing at me here, no one. Where did Jiang Wei go?

Later, an old man named Taibai Venus told me that this is heaven.

so I began to miss my machine gun. . .