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1. Translation of Yixing Meteorite in Classical Chinese

Song? Shen Kuo

Original text:

In the first year of Zhiping, when it was sunny in Changzhou, the sky thundered. That is a big star, like the moon, which is seen in the southeast. Occasionally, it will vibrate again and move to the southwest. Another earthquake struck Xu Shiyuan, a citizen of Yixing County. You can see it from far and near, and the flames are impressive, and the fences in Xu Shi are on fire. It's time for the fire to rest. It depends on something as big as a cup and extremely deep underground. Looking down, the stars are shining inside. It was dark for a long time, but it was still hot. After a while, I realized that it was more than three feet deep, but what I got was a round stone, still hot, as big as a fist, with a slightly pointed end, as heavy as iron. Shen Zheng of the State Guard got it and sent it to Jinshan Temple in Runzhou. So far, it has been hidden in the box, and tourists will see it when they arrive. Wujiu Wang is very detailed about this. (Shen Kuo's "Meng Qian Bi Tan")

Translation:

One day in Changzhou in the first year of Northern Song Dynasty, just after sunset, there was a thunderous noise in the sky. It turned out to be a big star, almost like the moon, appearing in the southeast. Then there was a loud noise, and the big star moved to the southwest. After another shock, the star landed in the garden of a family named Xu in Yixing County. People from far and near saw it. The fire was bright and the walls of the Xu family were completely burned down.

Then the fire went out, and I saw a deep hole the size of a teacup on the ground. Looking down, the big star is in the cave with a faint light. After a long time, it gradually darkened, but it was still too hot to get close. I dug a hole more than three feet deep, and it took me a long time to dig a round stone, which was still hot. It is as big as a fist, with a slightly sharp end and similar color and weight to iron.

Shen Zheng, the governor of Changzhou, sent it to Jinshan Temple in Runzhou for preservation. Until now, it is still kept in the box. When tourists arrive there, they open boxes for people to visit. Wujiu Wang wrote an article about it and described it in detail.

2. Yixing meteorite classical Chinese translation meteorite song? Shen Kuo Original: In the first year of Zhiping, it was sunny in Changzhou, and the sky rang like thunder, and the stars were like the moon. See you in the southeast.

Occasionally, it will vibrate again and move to the southwest. Another earthquake struck Xu Shiyuan, a citizen of Yixing County. You can see it from far and near, and the flames are impressive, and the fences in Xu Shi are on fire.

It's time for the fire to rest. It depends on something as big as a cup and extremely deep underground. Looking down, the stars are shining inside.

It was dark for a long time, but it was still hot. After a while, I realized that it was more than three feet deep, but what I got was a round stone, still hot, as big as a fist, with a slightly pointed end, as heavy as iron.

Shen Zheng of the State Guard got it and sent it to Jinshan Temple in Runzhou. So far, it has been hidden in the box, and tourists will see it when they arrive. Wujiu Wang is very detailed about this.

One day in Changzhou, the sun was just about to set, and there was a thunderous noise in the sky. It turned out to be a big star, almost like the moon, appearing in the southeast. Then there was a loud noise, and the big star moved to the southwest.

After another shock, the star landed in the garden of a family named Xu in Yixing County. People from far and near saw it. The fire was bright and the walls of the Xu family were completely burned down. Then the fire went out, and I saw a deep hole the size of a teacup on the ground.

Looking down, the big star is in the cave with a faint light. After a long time, it gradually darkened, but it was still too hot to get close.

I dug a hole more than three feet deep, and it took me a long time to dig a round stone, which was still hot. It is as big as a fist, with a slightly sharp end and similar color and weight to iron. Shen Zheng, the governor of Changzhou, sent it to Jinshan Temple in Runzhou for preservation.

Until now, it is still kept in the box. When tourists arrive there, they open boxes for people to visit. Wujiu Wang wrote an article about it and described it in detail.

3. Sword boat carved in ancient China.

There was a man crossing a river in Chu, and his sword fell from the boat into the water. He made a mark on the side of the ship with his sword and said, "This is where my sword fell." . The ship stopped at the destination, and the Chu people jumped into the water from the marked place to find the sword. The boat can, but not the sword. You won't be confused if you ask for a sword!

To annotate ...

Trekking means crossing the river.

A sentence with an abrupt voice, sharp and immediate, indicates that time is pressing.

An air sound, a verb, carved with a knife.

Confused-sound or confused, here is confused, do not understand the meaning of things.

Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals-This is the name of an ancient book, co-edited by the guests of Lv Buwei, the prime minister of Qin State. The contents of the book are quite miscellaneous, including Confucianism, Taoism and other theories. * * * is divided into eight chapters, six chapters and twelve chapters.

Write comments on (literary works) and mark them with dots and circles to attract attention.

This story tells us that things in the world are always changing, and people should take this change into account when thinking about problems and doing things, and adapt to this change.

In ancient times, there was a man in the state of Chu. When he was crossing the river by boat, he accidentally dropped a sword hanging on his body into the river. The man unhurriedly took a knife out of his pocket and carved a mark on the side of the boat where he put it down. I said to myself, "Don't forget, my sword fell from here."

Seeing that he was in no hurry, the people on the same boat were puzzled and asked him, "Why don't you go into the water and get the sword quickly?" What's the use of marking the side of the boat? "

"What's the hurry? My sword fell from this place. As soon as the ship landed, I jumped into the water from this marked place and fished it back. "

After a while, the ship arrived at its destination and stopped at the dock. The man jumped into the water from the mark carved on the boat to get the sword, but it took a long time to find it.

The people in the same boat all felt ridiculous when they saw him looking for a sword like this. A man said, "After the sword fell into the river, the ship was still moving, and the sword sank under the water and stopped following." In fact, this ship is far from where the sword was lost. If you look for it according to the mark on the side of the boat, how can you find it? "

Everyone said, "This man doesn't even understand a very common truth."

4. Ancient classical Chinese,

Ceng Zi's wife went to the market, and his son cried to follow. His mother said to him, "Go home first, and I'll come back later to kill the pig for you." No sooner had she returned from the fair than Ceng Zi was going to catch pigs and kill them. She stopped saying, "It's just a joke with the children." Ceng Zi said, "Wife, you can't joke with him! Children have no ability to think and judge, so they should learn from their parents and follow their correct instructions. Now you lie to him, you are teaching your child to cheat! When the mother cheated her son, the son no longer trusted her. This is not the method of realistic education. " So Ceng Zi killed the pig, cooked the meat and gave it to the children.

Second,

Once upon a time, Wu Qi met an old friend when he went out, and was left for dinner. The old friend said, "Good." Wu Qi said, "(I am at home) waiting for you to have dinner together." The old friend didn't come in the evening, and Wuqi didn't wait for him to eat. The next morning, (Wuqi) sent someone to find an old friend. When the old friend came, he had dinner with him. The reason why Wu Qi doesn't eat and wait for his old friends is that he is afraid that he will not keep his word. He insisted on his credit to the point where he could convince the army! To convince the army, you must not break your word (as a general).

My son is Xiang Yan, so we should use honesty (to educate people). Why use tricks? Teaching (China people) in the right way may not be observed, let alone using tricks. How to use this to disrupt a country. Those who disturb the country are cunning people.

5. About ancient classical Chinese ~ Wu Qi, a patriotic person, likes to fight. He studied in Ceng Zi and served the king of Lu. Qi people attacked Lu, and Lu wanted Wu Qi to be a general, but Wu Qi married a Qi woman, and Lu people suspected him. At that time, in order to gain fame, Wuqi even killed his wife to declare that he had nothing to do with Qi. Lu finally made him a general, led the troops to attack Qi, and defeated Qi.

Some people in Lu said ill of Wu Qi: "Wu Qi is a suspicious and cruel person. When he was young, he had a daughter at home, and it was not smooth to go out and ask for an official, which made him lose everything. Everyone in the village laughed at him. Wuqi actually killed more than 30 people who slandered himself and went out to the east of Wei Guomen. Before leaving, he said goodbye to his mother, bit his arm and swore,' I can't be a minister in Wuqi and I will never go back to defend my country.' In this way, Wuqi studied in Ceng Zi. But not long after, her mother died, but Wuqi never went back. Ceng Zi looked down on him and broke off relations with Wuqi. Wuqi had to go to Lu, study the art of war and ask the king of Lu for help. The monarch of Lu suspected him (related to Qi), and Wu Qi killed his wife for help. A small country like Lu has a reputation for winning battles, which is why the governors will play against Lu. Moreover, Lu and Wei are brothers. If our monarch uses Wuqi, it is tantamount to abandoning Wei. "Lu Guojun suspicious, dismissive of Wuqi.

Wuqi heard that Wei Wenhou was clever, so he wanted to take refuge in him. Wei Wenhou asked Li Ke: "What kind of person is Wuqi?" Li Ke said: "Wuqi is greedy for money and lust, and even Sima Yi can't surpass him in war." So Wei Wenhou took Wuqi as the general, attacked the State of Qin, and even took five cities of Qin.

6. Any ancient China (ancient classical Chinese) Three Gorges.

The Three Gorges, 700 Li, is surrounded by mountains on both sides, and there is no gap. Rock layers cover the sky and the sun, and there is no sunrise at midnight.

As for launching Xiangling, it is along the back block. Or the king ordered an emergency notice, sometimes going to Baidicheng and going to Jiangling at dusk. During this period, he traveled 200 miles, although he was not ill.

In spring and summer, the green pool is surging and the reflection is clear. There are many strange cypresses, hanging springs and waterfalls flying in them. Rong Qing Junmao, it's fun.

At the beginning of every sunny day, the frost shines, the forest is cold and sad, and there are often high apes whistling, which leads to sadness, the empty valley echoes, and the sadness turns to leisurely. So the fisherman sang: "The Wuxia Gorge of the Three Gorges in Badong is long, and the apes cry three times!"

Translation:

Since the Three Gorges 700 miles ago, the mountains on both sides of the strait have been continuous without any interruption; There are many cliffs and layers of cliffs. If it is not noon and midnight, there is no sun or moon.

As for the summer when the river overflows the hills, the downward and upward routes are blocked. Sometimes when the emperor has an order, he has to convey it quickly. He started from Baidicheng in the morning and arrived in Jiangling in the evening. The distance between the two places is 1200 Li! Even if you ride a fast horse and ride the wind, it's not that fast.

In spring and summer, snow-white rapids and green pools whirl clear waves, reflecting the shadows of various scenery. There are many cypress trees with strange postures growing on the high mountains, hanging springs and waterfalls and swaying. Clear water, brilliant trees, high mountains and lush grass are really interesting.

On a day in Chu Qing or a frosty morning, trees and mountain streams show coolness and silence. The ape at the height roared loudly, and its voice was continuous and extremely desolate. The echo of the ape's cry came from the empty valley, which was sad and tactfully, and I haven't seen it for a long time. So the fishermen of the Three Gorges sang: "The Wuxia Gorge in the Three Gorges of Badong is long, and the ape sings three times with tears!"

7. Translation of ancient classical Chinese 1. Make people rich and live long (make people rich and live long)

2. Choose trees in your spare time {where do you have time to choose trees. From-Liu Yiqing Southern Song Dynasty's Shi Shuo Xin Yu said: "The sigh of the North Gate has been heard for a long time. Poor apes rush to the forest, so they choose wood when they are free. " }

3. Fenyang didn't kill Taizijian {this needs no translation, this is what Wu Zixu said in the historical records. Fenyang is a famous Sima Fenyang, and later Taizijian fled to the Song State}

4. A gentleman is cautious. "Therefore, a gentleman's ears don't listen to the voice of lewdness, he doesn't look at women, and he doesn't speak evil words. These three, the gentleman is cautious "-the gentleman is cautious. "

If you say adults, you will be ashamed of them. The original text is-Mencius said: If you say adults, you must be ashamed of them. Don't think they are lofty. The hall is several feet high and the topic is two feet. I succeeded, and I am blessed. Before dinner, the abbot waited on hundreds of concubines. I succeeded and was blessed. I like drinking, hunting, and riding in the back thousands of times. I succeeded, and so did I. On the other hand, I do nothing; For me, it's all ancient. Where's my He Wei? Mencius said: "When you talk to a person with high status, you should despise him and don't take his prominent position and power seriously. Even if his hall is two or three feet high and his eaves are several feet wide, if I succeed, I will not despise them; Even if he is full of delicious food and serves hundreds of concubines, if I succeed, I will not despise them; Even if he drinks, drives and hunts and follows hundreds of cars, if I succeed, I don't care about them. What he has is what I despise; What I want is the ancient ritual and music system. Why should I be afraid of him? " } from Mencius with all my heart.

6. Yang Xiaoer {Yang's youngest son}

7. Benevolence {Originally-Zi Gong said: "If you can give to the people, how about helping them?" Can you call it a benevolent person? Confucius said, "What is benevolence? Will be holy! Yao Shun is still ill. Benevolent people want to be a man, but they want to be a man. It can be said that the benevolent side has already existed. " -Zi Gong said, "What if one person can give people many benefits and help them? "Can you be a benevolent person?" Confucius said: "He is both a benevolent and a saint! Even Yao and Shun can't do it. As for the benevolent, it is self-reliance and self-improvement to help others stand together; If you want to live well by yourself, you should also help others to live well together. It can be said that comparing everything with yourself and pushing yourself and others is a kind of practice of benevolence. " } From the sixth article of the Analects of Confucius.

8. It is better to die than to die. Metaphor would rather die for justice than sacrifice. }