Is it appropriate to play jokes on girls once in a while?

I came home from work early to surprise my girlfriend. The project manager and his girlfriend were found lying in bed. Before I knew it, the two of them calmly gave me a "yes". Then say, "Happy April Fool's Day!" Then he quickly got dressed and said before he left, "Look, you are scared! Just relax。

I have been secretly in love with a girl, and I want to meet her every day after I have this in my heart. Finally one day: I came out of the toilet and saw her washing her hands by the pool. I was so excited that I quickly went over and turned on the tap to wash my hands. She smiled at me, and I said excitedly, "hey, what a coincidence, isn't it ... did you ...?" ... did you pee on your hand? "

An international student said, "I study in America. I was walking on the road two days ago when I suddenly saw a very hip-hop black buddy coming towards me wearing headphones. " As I walked, I muttered something. As I approached, the earphone gradually floated out:' You wanted to separate at first, but then you separated ...' At that time, my heart was in a mess ... "

Know a MM, the screen name is "three long and two short". I said, "Can't you change your screen name to something auspicious?" This girl quickly replied to me: "I have five men, and now I …" I interrupted her, and I said: "Then you are busy, I get it."

There is evidence that the elite are all within the system. I watched hundreds of movies online a while ago. Compared with foreign excellent works, domestic films are really bad. However, compared with News Network, we are better in screenwriter, director and actor. The plot is vivid and touching, and the performance is in place. Except for the frequent mistakes in subtitles, it is almost impeccable. This shows that if the party wants to do good things, it will certainly do well, but this is precisely the most difficult.

A player: "Captain, I'm sorry I came back for 5 minutes!" " "Captain:" No! ! ! ! ! It's almost BOS, molting! ! ! "A player:" I must return, the flood has flooded the first floor, and I have to go to the third floor of the Internet cafe to find the machine! " "everyone:" dedication! ! !

It turns out that in the dormitory, we especially like to play pyramids, and we have a miserable time. A buddy just came back from swinging outside, and we immediately threw him on the bed and began to stack arhats! This guy started screaming. When everyone saw something was wrong, they immediately got up from him, but he was still twitching! I went up and kicked: "Stop pretending, we are all useless." The buddy struggled to say a few words: "I just came back from watching a movie outside! ! "

I once bought a bottle of Sprite, and after a few sips, I felt that the taste was not quite right! Let me have a quick look at the production date. It's not expired! Look at the bottle again. Boy, it's "Leibi"! ! Ray, I sprayed everything I drank! !