Are there white rabbits and big black bears in the middle class in the oriental textbook?

One day, Little White Ian mccullough took a shit with Big Bear. Bear suddenly found that both of them had no paper, so he asked the little white rabbit, "Little white rabbit, how can you get out of the toilet without paper for a while?" "It's okay, just use the hair on your ass.

""Then your hair is white and clean. Aren't you afraid of getting dirty? " "I'm not afraid." "I'm really not afraid." "It's okay, I'm not afraid.