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When a person talks about mood phrases, he hates socializing more and more.

1. Make efforts to create the life you want, and don't expect anything from others.

2. When you see something interesting, you don't have to share the beautiful scenery with others in a hurry, but stop and enjoy it for a moment.

3. Shopping alone, eating alone, going to the library alone, traveling alone, doing a lot of things alone, although lonely, but very happy

4. When someone chats with you, they will feel uncomfortable, and they don't want to get back more immersed in their own world, hoping that others will not bother them

5. There is no need to wait for anyone every day, except for you at ten o'clock.

6. Wear headphones everywhere

7. I don't want to meet interesting souls, but just want to be interesting

8. I washed my head, blew a handsome hairstyle, put on the cleanest shoes and the most handsome coat, and went out to eat alone and went home

9. I can go to the library whenever I want, and I don't want to learn to go out.

1. No matter where you go shopping by car, you will definitely bring headphones. There will be 2.3 keys at home. When choosing a seat, you will try to choose a window or corner. But I actually enjoy being alone.

11. I hate socializing more and more. I like to brush my circle of friends with my mobile phone. Weibo wears headphones to listen to my favorite songs. I like loneliness more and more,

12. I gradually lost my desire to talk, and began to digest all my emotions by myself

13. I stopped thinking about fall in price to maintain a relationship

14. You are the only one in your plan

15. Get up early to eat, work hard, go home for dinner, watch Weibo, watch Taobao, watch the game, watch the news and sleep

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18. I washed my hair and put on a serious makeup, then put on the most beautiful skirt, ate alone and went home contentedly.

19. after I realized that he didn't like me, I was not interested in liking others.

2. When I meet something I can't do, my first thought is not to ask others for help, but to learn by myself.

21. There are many photos with stories in my mobile phone, but I have lost the desire to share them with others.

22. I don't know, I am gradually afraid of falling in love.

23. I can change clothes wherever I want, and I don't have to go to the bathroom anymore.

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25. I eat and travel alone, stop and go everywhere, and also read books, write letters and talk with myself

26. The speed at which I walk is difficult for others to adapt

27. As I get older, I will never meet someone I really like and love more and more.

Talking about loving more and more

First, a man's feelings are at the beginning.

second, because I love someone more and more, I sometimes want him to love more and more greedily, even though I already feel that he already loves him very much.

third, after a long time, most people will love each other more and more, but it happened that the other person had to put on a feeling of being cold and hot. If you love deeply, please don't be hot and cold, because this behavior will make the other person think. Remember, the other person is not your toy, you can't play with it when you like it, and throw it in the corner when you don't like it. TA is a person who loves you. Please cherish each other.

fourth, this year has made me mature a lot. I love drinking alone and listening to Wang Dou's songs more and more. Repeat the lyrics: What embarrasses me is the freedom to struggle.

5. It is said that marriage has seven years itch. I don't believe it! It is said that marriage is love at first, and it gradually becomes family affection. I don't believe it either! My girlfriend says I'm too simple! But I have my love values! I think loving someone will only make you love more and more, understand more and feel more distressed, instead of fading away and becoming a family relationship! The trivia of married life will definitely bring pressure to marriage, but at the same time, it will make two lovers cherish each other more and care for each other more! If it becomes weak, it's annoying! I think that love does not exist!

Sixth, I made up for Liang Huan and Huang Jue's New Year Show before going to bed last night. I really loved these two old men more and more. As a result, I dreamed that I hitchhiked with my friends and the co-pilot was sitting in Huang Jue. However, I was calmly washing my pants in the back row.

seven, when you love someone more and more, it is one of the saddest feelings in life to find that that person doesn't love you more and more!

8. Although it's cloudy, I still like it very much, and I love the space where I am comfortable more and more. It would be great if I could have no regular meeting at night.

9. I can't breathe because of my heartache, but why can't I stop [I actually don't understand that I love you more and more, and you are getting colder and colder to me.

1. I have been hopelessly fascinated by Sandy Lam recently, and I have become more and more fond of watching short life dramas of my parents. I am addicted to drinking black coffee and whisky, and I feel that boys' shirts, waistcoats and girls' dresses are the most appropriate and beautiful ... I am moving closer to my parents in my childhood memories in an all-round way. What I thought was old-fashioned at that time is now found to have such a taste. There are never outdated things, they are just waiting for us to grow up.

XI. This is a movie that I can't understand on my own, but I really like it. At first, I thought I couldn't stand it and was going to turn it off. After being cute by the little girl's Japanese, I loved it more and more. Hearing the last sentence [forward], Renee was preparing to love someone at the moment of his death, and immediately got goose bumps and felt sad all over. I wonder what I was doing at the moment I died.

12. When I love someone more and more, I become very strange. I will only hurt him and disappoint him, and at the same time, my self-loathing will double geometrically. This is why I hate myself more and more.

XIII. I'm getting lazier and lazier, and I love sleeping at home alone more and more. Not only will you live after 8s, but your life will be after 6s.

XIV. Satan's biggest lie is to make you love the world more and more, and you are more and more disappointed in the world. Dirty and filth are hidden in the hearts of invisible people, and vanity and fragility are covered with pure coats.

15. I don't think it's necessary to do great things to love someone. As long as you start with small things around you and care about everything in ta, your other half will feel inexplicably moved and love you more and more.

16. I love someone more and more, and I don't know how to say it. The greatest blessing is the love you can get. I really want to put aside all worldly things and spend my life with them.

XVII. When you love someone more and more, you will find that he smells in the air. It will be very sad if you can't hear his voice or see his figure for a second, but he is getting colder and colder to you, and your distance is getting farther and farther apart. The closer you get, the farther he will retreat. You reflect on yourself again and again what went wrong, only to find that he may have just loved you, but you began to fall in love with him.

eighteen, I only know that when I love someone, I devote myself wholeheartedly and give myself up without reservation, and I am not afraid of being hurt and never regret it. Everyone loves in a different way. That doesn't mean that they don't love. They never deliberately change or hide. I only know that you are the right person, and I am willing to be better with you. Love a person is more and more with the accumulation of time. I want to see the landscape with you and finish this life.

XIX. When a person tries to cater to another person, he is humble. He thinks that this is the most basic love between two people, but he forgets that sometimes love is only temporary. There are no absolute two people in this world, only two hearts that are not together. When a person loves a person more and more, he feels that everything that is beautiful belongs to them, and others can't share it, and they don't care about everything about you.

twenty, it is not that loving someone will make you feel warm and comfortable. The best love is that I love you and you love me, so you tolerate my shortcomings, and I ignore your shortcomings, so it is warm and sweet, and I love you more and more, and you love me more and more.

twenty-one, how do you love a person more and more? How do you like everything about him? The corners of your mouth are a little obscene when you smile, the stern eyes when you reprimand you, and all of them love you.

22. I actually don't understand that I love you more and more, and you are becoming more and more indifferent to me. Feel this heart-warming feeling!

23. Although it's cloudy, I still like it very much. I love the space where I am comfortable more and more. It would be great if I could have no regular meeting at night.

twenty-four, I've really changed a lot, too. I don't like getting along with others more and more. I don't like being alone, I don't like going out, I like staying at home, I don't want to socialize, I just want to stick to my family and friends who have been around all the time, I don't know whether it's good or bad, and I'm almost ignorant of myself.

twenty-five, if you really love someone, you will love all her words, and those shortcomings will be lovely in your eyes, which will make you love more and more and get deeper and deeper. If you really love her, you will definitely give her the right to lose her temper.

XXVI. Sometimes I suddenly feel really tired to get along with people and want to be alone to do my own thing. However, if I want to find someone after staying for a long time, I feel that it is troublesome to find anyone. Just thinking about it makes me feel tired, so I gradually become less and less active, more and more introverted, and love being alone more and more, although sometimes I really feel lonely.

I love Mr. Huang more and more. The actor and singer Nortel is the producer and director of the drama "Huang Kitchen Reality Show". I plan to take time to make up all his previous works.

twenty-eight, small basket for 63 days. After carrying out a three-hour cycle of work and rest, Xiao Lan's life became regular and her mother became worry-free. Basically, when Xiao Lan cried, her mother knew what was going on. In this way, mom will soon be able to meet the needs of you, a dumb little person, and the small basket with satisfied needs will become more and more fond of laughing and talking to people more and more. This is really a virtuous circle! These two days, the small basket began to eat hands and drool frequently.

29. When you find yourself loving someone more and more, the more rational you are, the more you don't want them to know or let them fall in love with you. Because the sense of powerlessness when the beloved can't actually get what she wants is very frustrating. Especially when she is more and more aware and sure of what she needs and her own strength can't be achieved. Rational love wants the other person's life to be better, and emotional and selfish hope to get the other person's love, which makes him nervous and almost become insane.

3. Why do you like someone? What's it like to love someone more and more? How can you be satisfied with him all your life?

31. I found that when I love someone more and more, I will be happier and happier. Brother Jian, it's good to have you.

32. In view of the fact that an aunt became a mother today and an aunt is going out to study, I feel that I have to start self-reflection again. I haven't improved much in my age, and I have been made more and more willful by someone. It's really not good.

thirty-three, I love someone more and more, just want to be with him every day, and I will never get tired of it.

thirty-four, I actually don't understand that I love you more and more, and you are getting colder and colder to me. You like my uncle played by Mark Chao. It's really handsome.

thirty-five, love a person without reason, but there are thousands of reasons not to love! When men and women are together for a long time, men will become less and less appreciative and indifferent, and women will become more and more loving. . . Only when you get along with each other can you know whether he is the best person for you! When a ruthless change of heart comes, it's like taking a drastic measure. Someone stabbed me hard in the heart but I was unable to fight back. After all, it was someone I really loved!

thirty-six, after a long time, I love you more and more, and your love is getting less and less, so we love quarreling more and more, always deliberately being indifferent and hurting. Actually, it's just right to love someone. They are the most tolerant people like friends. They are both the most familiar people, and they also leave room for each other. < P > Thirty-seven, they have gained many new skills, become more and more coquettish, become more and more disobedient, become more and more opinionated, and cry when they don't want to. I abuse me thousands of times, but I treat him like a first love. Who calls him my little lover?

I didn't have time to record it yesterday. Girl is seven months old. The girl grew up slowly, and became fond of laughing, talking and playing. The small space at home can't satisfy her curious little soul in the whole universe. After talking about teething for two months, I finally sprouted my teeth these days. When you love someone more and more, you will understand that many of the loves you once thought are just as superficial as Ye Gong's love for dragons, and will eventually be forgotten. And this one goes deep into the bone marrow.

thirty-nine, two women crisscrossed in a foreign country, Ho Chi Minh City-Mina-Dat-Nha Trang-Hoi An-Hanoi, and surveyed seven cities in Vietnam. This trip ended more than half a month ago. Now I think about the people and things along the way again, and then turn this memory into pictures and texts. I feel that I love the world more and more and enjoy my life more and more.

Forty, I love dancing more and more, and it has really become my own hobby. The last picture was taken by the teacher, and I feel that the baby is still good.

forty-one, you will see the process of feelings warming up. Two people will witness the process of one person loving you more and more from strangers to acquaintances. You will witness the process that you love someone more and more. As long as we are together, all the memories will be sweet. More and more annoying to talk about one person

More and more annoying to talk about one person

(1) In the past, I never liked the rain when I was away from school, and I always hated raincoats and hemp when I was in the carport with my classmates. After I was bored with college, I liked the rain more and more, but I didn't say a word. I thought about going to school, listening to music, watching plays and reading in the heavy rain in those years. Although I felt lazy and useless, I liked it. After all, my life was my own and I didn't need to > (2) It is said that people who love to laugh are not too unlucky. I really believe that if they don't laugh for a long time, their luck will get worse and worse. When will it end? I really have no hope.

(3) When he met her, she just fell in love. He mobilized his buddies to write some sensational articles to chase her. She liked his uniform and fell for him. Slowly, she began to hold him tighter and tighter. He is bored, tired and tired. They began to quarrel and the cold war began. Then break up. Acquaintance, acquaintance, love, strangeness. However, six years later, she is still in love. It's just that he's not in love anymore.

(4) The baby is getting skinnier and skinnier. When she was on the sightseeing boat, someone teased her. She said nothing seriously, and then she was annoyed. Her little hand slapped the seat hard and her eyes glared. She felt full of momentum and we were all amused. Later, I