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Funny drama

First act

Scene: A restaurant.

Props: two chairs and a table.

People: Qiangzi, restaurant owner, guest.

Plot: Narrator (Hadron hurried to the restaurant where he worked after class. He is a college student from the countryside, and his family is poor. The introverted Hadron decided to work to earn money, hoping to maintain his living expenses; If possible, you can also send money home. So he got two jobs, one as a busboy in a restaurant and the other as a tutor. Hadron trotted back and forth anxiously on the stage.

Hadron: (panting) Boss, I'm coming!

Boss: (deadpan) Your surname is Tuo. It took you so long. Go (pointing to the side) to mop the floor, wash the vegetables and clean the table first. Pass the menu when the guests come, will you?

Hadron nodded, then quickly mopped the floor, wiped the table, washed dishes, washed chopsticks and so on. Breathe and wipe your sweat with your hands. -Set off busyness with fast-paced music)

(Two guests swagger on the stage, both men and women wear sunglasses)

Boss: (All smiles) Welcome, welcome. With you two, our store is dazzling. Excuse me, what would you like to eat? Our dishes are very complete and delicious, including kung pao chicken, braised carp and steamed pork ribs with powder. ...

Female guest: (interrupting the boss, the mask is frosty and frowning) Why is the table so dirty? Oh, my skirt (jumps out of the chair)!

Boss: (whispering) Sorry, sorry, I'll clean it for you right away. (Turning around and shouting) Hadron, why did you clean the table? Come and clean the guests. (Hadron quickly comes to clean the table and then leaves) (a few minutes later)

Boss: Hadron, serve the guests. Come on, what took you so long? (The boss exits)

Hadron is busy serving food one after another. The guests were intoxicated by the food and fell in love with each other very much.

Hadron: Here comes the soup! The woman was so absorbed in eating and laughing that her arm accidentally spilled the soup.

Female guest: (jumping up from the chair quickly, pulling up her skirt and shouting) Oh, it burns me! My skirt.

Man: (Shouting) Boss!

Boss: (jumping out of a corner quickly) What's the matter, gentlemen?

Woman: ouch, ouch ...

Man: Hum, what's the matter? Listen, I burned my girlfriend. What do you suggest? Either I call the police 1 10, or we go to the hospital for examination.

Boss: (turning around and giving Hadron a slap in the face, depressed) You, you, you. ...

Hadron: (burying his face) Ming, Ming. ...

Boss: What are you talking about? It's your fault to offend the guests. I will detain you this month, 50 yuan.

Hadron: (embarrassed) Me, me ...

Man: (impatient) OK, boss, what do you say?

Woman: ouch ...

Boss: I'm unlucky. I don't charge you for this meal, but I'll give you 50 yuan, okay?

Male guest: (pointing to hadron) Hum, boy, your boss is very insightful, so I won't argue with you today! (After receiving the money, she turns to her girlfriend) Xiaoli, let's call it a day and leave! (The man snaps his fingers, and then the two of them come down.)

Boss: You are a jinx. I had been in trouble for eight generations when I met you. What are you still doing here? Go and clean up the dishes for Lao tze! (all off the field)

(The background music is playing, and Hadron walks slowly on the road with his head down. He was hit by an oncoming person. When he turned around, he was hit by another person ... alluding to his collision in reality. )

Narrator: (Hadron dragged his tired body and more tired mind to another place. There, he found a job as a tutor himself. He knows that he needs to persist, and he must persist! He always believed that he could do it, and he would. )

Act ii

Scene: dormitory corridor

Props: lamps, textbooks

Characters: Hadron A, Hadron B.

Plot: Narrator (In the evening, it was already deep, and all the roommates fell asleep. In the cold corridor. Hadron watched intently with his textbook. However, his heart could not be calm, and there were two voices, two contradictory voices, and a fierce struggle was launched. )

You are too tired. It's time to have a rest. Let me dominate you!

No, I will stick to my business.

B: (sneers) You are so naive and ridiculous. Aren't you tired and tired? Doing that kind of work and being so angry not only disgraces you, but also hurts my self-esteem!

A: No, no, life must be bitter first, and then it can come to the end.

Well, that's a lie to a fool. When you are about to be buried, will you enjoy yourself? You see, now that you are poor, you are alone in your own world. Who helped you, your classmates and friends, who gave you a good look, who wanted to listen to your heart … It was too late for them to avoid you! So, don't be so poor, everyone looks down on you.

A: I am poor. Is there anything I have to hide?

B: Stupid, you are actually me, but how can you be so stupid? I'll teach you! You are poor, but pretend to be rich. You can borrow it from someone else! As long as you have a glib tongue, someone will lend it to you willingly. When you borrow money, you have friends, contacts and channels to earn money, Qian Shengqian. Your investment will pay off, do you understand? Besides, as an honest college student, it doesn't have to be cheap to work in a broken restaurant! MLM is better than this!

(Others show Hadron's lonely life: others pass by him playing football, and he really wants to go with them, but others don't play with him ... Show another Hadron to smoke for others, have a glib tongue, be a philistine, and others give him money, and then a group of people drink and smoke together ... very indulgent).

A: (struggling) No, I earn money by strength, not by meanness!

You're crazy. You are a college student. You should be very angry! You are a pig. College students should use their brains to eat!

Answer: (In pain, put your head in your hands) As a mentor, you use your brain! I want to live honestly and cleanly. I earn money with sweat, even if it is very small, but I use it practically. People live, not only for themselves, but also for those I love and those who love me! (impassioned) I can do it, I can do it! (The background music of "Fly Higher" starts, first low and then high)

Boy, you're hopeless! I want to wake you up!

(They wrestle and tear) Then they get back together, and A wins. My road is still long, and my sky is still vast. I am a hardworking bird, but I am trying to fly. I want to fly higher and higher. ) Hadron does the action of bird flying.

Act iii

Scene: Next to a telephone booth

Characters: Hadron, mother, sister.

Prop: telephone

Plot:

Narrator: (It's another cold night. Hadron, exhausted, comes to the telephone booth in front of the dormitory and calls home.)

Hadron dialed the telephone. (Ding Lingling) (excitedly) Mom, it's Hadron. How have you been recently?

Mother: Much better. I can work in a few days. Mom is so useless. It has dragged down your father and you, and even the living expenses can't be mailed to you. How are you doing at school recently?

Mom: I did well at school. Don't worry. I have a job. It's simple. The salary is ok. Enough for me to spend. I can also send money home!

Mother: Hadron, sensible child, you have suffered. Our family is poor, so you still borrow money for school. Mom really can't give you a better life. Mom, I'm sorry! (with emotion)

Hadron: Mom, don't say that. Enough for my son to go to college. (Crying on his knees) (Monologue: Mom, my son knows how difficult it is for farmers' children to go to college. Mom, my son wants you to go to a good hospital for treatment and live a better life. When I can make a lot of money in the future, I will cure your illness and let you live a better life. Mom, you have to trust your son. I can do it. I will do it. )

Hadron: Mom, I will live up to my expectations. I will support my sister to go to college! By the way, how is my sister recently?

Mother: Your sister just wants to talk to you.

Sister: (Naive) Brother, I miss you so much.

Hadron: Sister, brother misses you, too! How have you been recently? Do you study well?

Sister: I have good news for you. I won the first place in my class in the mid-term exam. The teacher said that I could be admitted to a key high school.

Hadron: Really, my sister is really capable. Come on, brother, I believe you can do it.

Sister: Well, brother! I will study hard and be admitted to a university as good as yours in the future.

Hadron: I believe you can do it. No matter what difficulties you meet, don't give up. Remember our favorite song? (Music of Sunshine Always After Rain)

Sister: Of course I remember. Sing: Happiness and sadness on the road of life ... (brother and sister hum this song together)

Hadron: Sister, no matter what happens, don't forget that the sunshine is always after the storm, and don't forget that I will always stand behind you.

Sister: Brother, I know. Brother, will you go home this Spring Festival? I miss you so much.

Hadron: Sister, I will definitely come back as long as I have time. (Narrator: Hadron can't go home in order to save the travelling expenses of 100 yuan and earn the living expenses and tuition fees for the next semester. How much he wants to see his mother's kind face and his sister's innocent smile. However, he can't. Not only did he save every penny, but he also sent the money he earned by frugality to his mother and sister. Hadron knew that his mother was really having a hard time. )

Hadron: Sister, you should listen to your mother and study hard. I will wait for your good news. Goodbye.

Sister: Goodbye, brother.

The climax of "After the Rain clears" is repeated. Hadron put down the phone and meditated. Monologue: Tomorrow's road is still long, and every step he takes is so difficult. He is really tired. But he can't give up. "I can do it, I will do it." Hadron secretly encouraged himself. I can't fall down, for my mother, for my sister and for myself.

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