Today's jokes are excerpts from today's humorous jokes.

1, the woman works the night shift, and the man follows the plot. In fear, the woman passed by the grave and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, "Dad, I'm back. Open the door. " The man was so scared that he ran away with a loud voice. The woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a deep voice came from the grave: "Daughter, you forgot your key again!" " "The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, "Shit! Delaying my work will scare you to death. "

Anonymous has the habit of touching BF's little JJ while he is sleeping. Yesterday, he and BF went to his sister's house to play, but didn't leave at night, so they slept with her. At night, her hands were dishonest and she reached out to the familiar "place" to pull. It was nothing at first, and then a tingle woke up and thought, it's over, it's a shame in front of my sister! Just as she was going crazy, her sleepy sister turned over and muttered, "Brother-in-law, stop that now, I'm still in our house?"

3, there is a girl in the class, abnormal condition, QQ nickname is "refuse". Once, I asked her curiously, "Why do you call it that?" She turned around and said with a shy expression, "Don't you think it's more subtle to add radicals?"

4. "Mom, how did I grow up?" Lele looked at her childhood photos and asked curiously. As soon as my mother heard the opportunity of education came, she said, "You were raised by your mother." Lele cried when she heard this: "How did you give me this?" ! Oooo ~ "

5. Text messages from my son and father: Son: Dad, I have the cheek to ask for monthly money again. His father: I'll give it tomorrow, but I still hope to accept it. Son: Father's words are very heavy. Kneel and thank Huang En. His father: There is no need to be kind. Son: Father is busy with state affairs and family affairs. I wonder if mom is in good health. His father: I'm busy with worldly affairs. I have to sort it out. It's peaceful inside and outside the Forbidden City! My son is in the hometown of Confucianism, don't worry! Son: I obey orders. Long live my emperor.