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After 00, you must see the domineering personality of big love. Talk about cool and awesome domineering.

1. I have been crossing the road casually since I bought insurance.

All your faults are caused by you. You are not smart, sophisticated, mature, perfect or excellent.

No one has any obligation to pay for your sorrow.

4. Don't be your world, just be your sun.

You can't learn to smile quietly, and you can't change your wild nature.

6. People can't not have it for fear of losing it.

7. You were born with wings. Why do you want to crawl forward all your life, like an insect ant?

There is no need for two people to share what one person can afford.

9. The difference is that you are not worthy of your own ambition and have failed your own suffering.

10. I have no confidence to be your shore, nor am I interested in being your boat.

1 1. I'd rather be with wolves than dogs. I never said I was a good person.

12. I was too proud when I was a child and forgot to laugh when I grew up.

13. Be nice to yourself, because no one will treat you as the world.

14. Everyone should be responsible for their own decisions and choices.

15. It is extremely selfish to choose to let yourself die, because the living will suffer for a long time.

16. You have your pride and I have my style.

17. You are just fascinated by what I am tired of playing.

18. As long as you want, as long as I have it. The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.

19. You have become a joke in the eyes of others. Just because others don't laugh doesn't mean you're not.

20. You can only be my hero, and I fight everywhere alone.

2 1. I have a bad temper. I can play, but I can't walk.

22. Don't think that wearing clothes is not an animal, or wearing clothes is the devil wears prada.

23. There is no road longer than feet, and there is no mountain higher than people.

24. Even if the king goes down the mountain, he will still be a big brother when he comes back.

25. If you are not ruthless enough, you can't compete on the battlefield and enjoy picturesque scenery.

26. stride forward and never look back.

27. You are not restraining yourself, you are just committing suicide.

28. People who are better than me are still working hard, and those who are worse than me have not given up; Who am I to say that there is nothing I can do?

30. In the next life, I will grow into what you love and refuse you.

3 1. I'm a neat freak, and you happen to be garbage.

32. Dreams are destined to be lonely trips, and there will inevitably be doubts and ridicule on the way, but so what, even if you are black and blue, you must live beautifully.

I walk slowly, but I never look back.

34. The hardest thing for people to do is consistency, and the easiest thing to do is impermanence.

35. Make friends with light words, stop slandering with deaf words and blame yourself with lettering.

36. Others think I am absurd, but I feel unique.

37. Love is a gift. Just because you can give it means you have it. It's about what you give and what you get.

38. Because everything happens for a reason, everything happens for a reason. Now that we have done it, what are we talking about?

39. The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

40. Love at first sight is just an excuse for a lecherous, and it is doomed to meet each other late.

4 1. What you are looking for deliberately is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time.

00 must-see domineering personality. Tell me about that domineering and cool personality. Tell me about the encyclopedia.

1. Every struggle God has arranged for us has a purpose. You've never had a chance to touch death. That's a waste of life. You only have one life, so cherish it and seize the time in the limited time. Even if it is impulsive, it is for regret; But if you live too boring, you will regret it all your life.

You were born with wings, why do you want to crawl forward all your life, like an insect ant?

It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Many times, the more you talk, the more alienated you are, and the more contradictions you have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't know each other at all. Learn to speak for two years, but shut up for life. Do you understand? Don't say much. Uneasy and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

Life is not a movie, life is more difficult. You won't only meet a few people in your life, and it's impossible to tell whether he is a walk-on or a protagonist so easily, let alone walk out easily. I once sang loudly to my heart: if I want to live, I want to live with hope. I am never afraid of loving wrong, but I am afraid that I have never loved.

Anyone can give up on himself, but not on himself. A smile on your face is to be tolerant with a smile. Life is a road. Take a step-by-step view. As long as you are brave enough to move forward, you will eventually see the most beautiful scenery in life.

Girl, you should have high heels and running shoes, drink tea and drink. There are brave friends and awesome opponents. I have deep feelings for everything in the past, but I never look back. Especially beautiful, especially calm, especially fierce, and especially gentle. Although the chicken soup is poisonous, I will cook it. Help yourself.

7. Here, here and here. Analysis means: I will never put off what I can do at this moment until the next; What I can do here, I never want to do in another situation; What I can do in this body will never be replaced by others.

8. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall. Audience's words: What if you are not drunk? If there are many people, even if you see a dead dog, you will bow and scrape.

9. We fought all the way, not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

10. Always argue irrationally, always arrogant. Just bragging about yourself, worthless pride is just hiding behind a strange board. In the mirror stained with shame, all you can show off is the exposed wound.

1 1. Teenagers are crazy and afraid of Kunlun. They laughed at Lvliang and sharpened their swords for years. Today, they show their abilities, and after practicing in the fire for a hundred days, they will become Mo Xie. When the sword was broken, King Kong's young eagle soared in the early morning, covered with thunder and the sun, singing in the strong wind, not afraid of snow and ice, trying to seize the blue sky, the sun and the moon, pour into the East China Sea and wash away the boundless Kun.

12. Even if you spill wine or food on my head, or you spit at me, I will smile as if nothing happened. However, no matter what your reason is, I will never let go of the guy who hurt my friend!

13. I will definitely do what I want to do. Even if the person I want to save is dead, rotten and reduced to ashes, I will let him climb back from the underworld.

14. If you are busy, besides being really important, the more likely reasons are: you are weak, you have nothing better to do, your life is too bad, you must make up for it, or you pretend to be busy and make yourself look important.

After 00, domineering, cool and super-dragging boys' signatures.

1: Roll as far as you can.

Never explain yourself to anyone. People who trust you don't need it. It's no use talking to people who don't believe you.

3: I am not perfect, but what I can give is unique.

4: Without you, my world will go on.

5: You are all fake, get out.

You should wander while you are young, as long as you don't forget the way home.

7: If you are not me, you'd better not interpret my life with your own understanding.

We should all face the sun and live proudly.

9: I don't need to explain, I don't need to explain, I am who I am.

10: There are thousands of men in the world, and it is really impossible to change them every day.

1 1: If you throw it away, it's my fault. It doesn't matter, why be wronged.

12: Looking back, people who used to like it are not doing well now, and they are in a fucking good mood!

13: One set is behind the other, friend. Are you tired?

14: A dog is always a dog. People are sometimes not people.

15: Spring blossoms are the day of rebirth.

16: It's a pity that you can't see through me and kill me.

17: Have a good time and have a good love.

18: Even if both employers and employees are single, they will have the same prosperity.

19: You said it was too cold up there, so I let the mountains and rivers out to please you.

20: photos p come and go are all lies to themselves. People who know you don't know what you look like.

2 1: Don't use your self-righteous rules of life to make me do the same thing as you.

22: I heard that you are doing well now, and people come and go in bed.

You laugh and I don't laugh, which means it's not funny, and I laugh and you don't laugh, which means you don't understand.

24: These days, no puppy love, no meanness, no cheating, no rebellion, no copying homework, no playing mobile phone, no one believes that you are a student.

I'm not so much a playboy as that you can't catch my heart.

Falling in love with you is a necessity of life.

27: Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!

28: Love or not, it has nothing to do with you.

What I give may not be all you want, but it must be all I have.

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3 1: Don't blame the darkness of the city, winning or losing is the rule!

32: It is not that no one is chasing, but that there is no suitable one; It's not tall, it just doesn't feel.

If you start to miss me, remember that I don't want to leave, but you put it down.

Don't make me do the same thing with you according to your own life rules.

When you have seen all the spring scenery, you will find that I am the only one haunting you.

36: Believe in yourself is king.

If you can't get it, you can't get it. Don't pretend you don't want it.

38: I told myself to be strong and alive no matter whether I am happy or not!

39: Sao! A coquettish personality. Bitch! Cheap and comfortable. Wave! Want romantic waves. Be yourself! ! !

40: Congratulations, I lost someone who loved you with all my heart.

4 1: I have a plan, but I have never used it to hurt anyone.

42: Not too high or too cold, just want to see how well you know me; No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.

You just rely on my love, why do you push your luck to get it?

If you love me, please show your sincerity. Get out of my world if you don't love me.

45: Be a man with temperament and pick up girls.

46: heartless, living is not tired.

I don't blame you for not loving me. I'm used to romance. I don't blame you for not thinking of me. I just can't let you go. Please don't mind. I'm just a madman who loves you.

Super domineering personality, cold talk, favorite after 00.

1. Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My character comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

2. Some things can be changed without hard work. No matter how beautiful the design of RMB in 50 yuan is, it is not as pleasing as 100 RMB.

Don't be depressed. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If it goes smoothly, you will die.

Life is hard, but if you have the ability to smile at life, you have the ability to enjoy it.

Only when you are strong can you not be trampled by others.

6. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

7. I don't like robbing others all my life, but I won't let what I deserve.

8. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

9. There is no need to flatter yourself in order to please anyone. Being a man is actually very simple. As long as you take me seriously. Your business is my business.

10. The world is greedy and always wants to find both sides, but there is no way to have both sides in this world. A hundred years of life is just to teach people how to choose.

1 1. No need to be unfaithful once.

12. If there is no place for me in the future, I will be my own hero.

13. I hate myself. I don't want to fall behind, but I always refuse to work hard and always think about how to do it.

14. Don't look forward to tomorrow, don't recall yesterday, just grasp today. You never know how powerful you are until there is no way out.

15. I don't have so many troubles. I am not stupid.

16. Holding on to things that don't belong to you will only hurt yourself.

17. One day, I will make those who love me proud, those who dislike me regret, those who hate me dissatisfied and those who laugh at me dumbfounded.

18. There are not so many matches made in heaven, just willing to accommodate each other.