Are there any funny jokes? Must be super funny!

Do you know why the holiday is so short?

Because there is no morning in the holiday.

Do you know why it takes so long to start school?

Because it has not only morning but also morning.

Life, life, success ...

Three regrets in life: no choice; Do not force choice; Keep choosing.

Three major exercises in life: seeing through, being open-minded, being able to afford and let go, standing straight and walking steadily.

Three elements of success: first, persistence; Second, shameless; Third, insist on shameless. ...

Plus 10 points

My blood vessels are very thin. Go to the hospital for an intravenous drip, but the nurse's sister can't get a needle. Go and get the head nurse to get it for me.

The head nurse looked at me and then at my aunt's arm;

Silent for two seconds, said to the busy little nurse behind him:

"Come here, the graduation exam is advanced today. You can add 10 to this."

For 500 years.

Buddha wants to lose weight and is embarrassed to say;

In order to lose weight, the Buddha is a vegetarian, claiming to be in order not to kill;

In order to lose weight, Buddha traveled all over the world to keep fit, claiming to promote Buddhism;

In order to lose weight, the Buddha cut the meat and fed it to the eagle. This cruel trick was used.

When he found the Monkey King eating and drinking in the lake all day, he was thinner than him. He was so angry that he kept the Monkey King under pressure for 500 years. ...

Cai \na