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Some jokes about travel found on the Internet:

The scenery is the most beautiful.

Some people like climbing mountains very much. Once, he went to Switzerland for a holiday and hired a local as a guide to climb a high mountain. When they passed a dangerous place, the guide said to him, "Be careful, sir, it's very dangerous here and it's easy to fall down." . However, if you fall, don't forget to look to the right, where the scenery is the most beautiful. "

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The guide showed a group of tourists around the old castle. In a deep tunnel, he saw several skeletons.

"These skeletons is how to return a responsibility? Who were they originally? " The tourist asked.

"I think they must be reluctant to spend money to ask the tour guide to get lost."

Stop talking.

The streets of new york. A beggar fainted from heatstroke, and passers-by gathered around and talked about it.

"Poor man, give him a glass of whisky, which I often do when tourists faint." A passing tour guide said.

"Let's take him to a cool place and let him have a rest," several people said.

"Let him drink some whisky and keep it safe." The tour guide insisted on his own opinion.

"He should be sent to the hospital." Others raised objections.

"Give him some whisky, that's right!" The tour guide still said this sentence.

The heatstroke man suddenly rolled over and sat up and shouted, "Stop talking! Why don't you listen to such kind people? "

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A stupid guy saw a travel advertisement, and the cost was only 100 dollars, so he registered his name and paid the fee.

After the travel agency knocked him unconscious with a big stick, he was thrown into the river through the back door while he was unconscious.

Soon another person entered the travel agency and received the same treatment after payment.

15 minutes later, when they were drifting in the river together, the first person said, "I wonder if they will provide us with food on this trip."

"I don't know." The second man replied, "They didn't supply it last year."

Fossil history

A tour guide showed the delegation around the museum and said, "The fossil in this glass box has a history of two million years."

A man asked enviously, "How can you determine the date so accurately?"

"It's very simple," replied the guide. "I have worked here for nine years. When I first came, it had a history of 20 thousand years. "

There is no translation.

A factory director went abroad with a tour group. On the street, he wanted to buy something to take back, and found a tour guide to help him translate and negotiate the price.

During the conversation, the foreigner sneezed, and it happened that the guide's nose was itchy and he sneezed with it. The director said to the tour guide unhappily, "I don't need an interpreter, I can understand!" " "

be haunted

A group of tourists visited an old castle in England.

Tourist: I heard that it is often haunted here?

Guide: It's sheer nonsense! I've been here for many years and I've never seen a ghost!

Tourist: I see. We are relieved. . . How long have you been here?

Introduction: more than 400 years. . .

Zuo Huai is not chaotic

A handsome tour guide in Beijing took a European tour group, led by a beautiful blonde.

When staying in a hotel, the company has only one room and can only live with tour guides and tour leaders.

To show respect for the lady, a curtain was drawn between the two beds. I have nothing to say all night.

The next day, I visited the Great Wall. The wind was so strong that the leader's hat was blown out of the Great Wall. The tour guide jumped over the Great Wall in one step, picked up his hat and jumped back. The tourists applauded. . .

The blonde took the hat and slapped the guide in the face: "You jumped over such a high Great Wall. Why didn't you jump over that curtain last night? "

The King of Animals-The Lion

Beibei went to the African National Zoo to play. He asked the tour guide, "Who is the king of beasts here?"

The tour guide replied, "the director of the zoo!" "