Cool bean sentence-making

Liu Xingliang, a well-known blogger: After the merger of Youku Tudou, the industry was in an uproar: Sina made an urgent appointment with Sohu, Ctrip made an urgent appointment with E Long, Zhaopin made an urgent appointment with Zhaopin, Shanda made an urgent appointment with Perfect, and JD.COM made an urgent appointment with Dangdang. . . Finally, Tencent was worried. Who should I see? The list is too long. . .

Netizen 3 15 Zhu said: Cool beans merge. So Apple looked at Android, Mengniu looked at Yili, Beetle looked at mini, McDonald's looked at KFC, Coca-Cola looked at Pepsi, MSN looked at Tencent, IE looked at Tencent, PPLive looked at Tencent, 360 looked at Tencent, Thunder looked at Tencent, sogou looked at Tencent, Storm looked at Tencent, Taobao looked at Tencent, Three Kingdoms Kill.

Cold joke selection: Youku Tudou merger. Apple took a look at Android, Mengniu took a look at Yili, Beetle took a look at mini, McDonald's took a look at KFC, Coca-Cola took a look at Pepsi, Fang took a look at Luo Yonghao, Han Han took a look at Jing M.Guo and James took a look at Kobe ... Welcome to Solitaire Danqing:/@ Baidu Qian Qing Weibo: # Cool Bean # A group of people gathered in front of Liu Qian's house and shouted curses, "Liu Qian, you are playing big cards!" You stink except on the stage! ""how forgetful you are! " "I can actually lose my passport before the Lantern Festival!" At this moment, the door slowly opened, and Dong Qing came out gracefully with one hand holding Liu Qian with red eyes and one hand holding her waist. He squinted at everyone, raised his eyebrows and sneered, "What's wrong with my pet? "(pure fiction)

Coco Altman insults the KUSANAGI monster every day: Youku Tudou Merge Truth: Youku President's Office: @ Gu Yongqiang suddenly wants to eat potatoes at night and says to his secretary, "Help me buy potatoes." Secretary: "OK." 15 minutes later, the secretary replied: "Teacher Gu, I bought potatoes." Gu Yongqiang: "Well, how many Jin did you buy?" Secretary: "What is a few kilograms? Sina Weibo Tian Tian: # Cool Bean Body # Since I believe in love, I have put you in my heart, but Youku has put potatoes in his pocket. Think of potatoes, face Youku's pocket, and think of the following dialogue. Brother Potato: "Hey, I told you not to go public rashly. Nasdaq doesn't believe in love. "Brother Youku:" Please buy me. New york has no tears. Long live the merger. "

House rot concentration camp: # Youku Tudou # # Google Baidu # After coming out of the Cool Bean Wedding Reception, the night is already deep. Du Niang looked at Gu Ge and sighed. "Our underground love affair lasted for so many years, and watching the cool beans finally turned into a positive result. I think we should also go public. But we are doomed not to be together, goodbye to Google Baidu ... "Google hugged Du Niang," Fuck destiny takes a hand, we will make it public tomorrow! " After eating in Wuhan: Youku Tudou merged. Regan Noodles took one look at Lamian Noodles, Zhou Heiya took one look at the taste, 97 took one look at the Muse, Kenji took one look at the Crown, Hujin took one look at the sunny day, Guishan took one look at Snake Mountain, Wuhan University took one look at Huake, and roommates took one look at Wuchang ... Finally, Hankou took one look at Wuchang, and Hanyang had to feel dejected. (Original @ Tingting, welcome to add ~)