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Why would Pan Changjiang, the "old artist", rather be scolded than sell goods? You can't imagine his cleverness.

As the saying goes, "Internet is a double-edged sword, with both good and bad sides."

In fact, it is.

Although most of the time, the Internet facilitates our life.

But it still brought us a lot of fraud to some extent.

With the emergence of the Internet, more and more bad elements began to use this platform to deceive innocent consumers.

Obviously, Pan Changjiang is such an undesirable element.

Speaking of which, the public may be confused.

Isn't Pan Changjiang the famous "sketch king"?

How could he do such a thing?

In fact, the public's perception of Pan Changjiang was very good at first.

In their view, Pan Changjiang is an old-timer with both ability and political integrity and a very good comedian.

But with Pan Changjiang's subsequent "selling goods" operations, the public's view of him has completely changed.

Regardless of whether he can still maintain the title of "both virtue and art", as long as he does not ruin his reputation for the rest of his life, he may not be able to do it.

Speaking of which, everyone must be confused.

It's not that I don't care about the comments of netizens when I think of Pan Changjiang. Since everyone is so pessimistic, I even hate his "selling goods" career. Then why did he do it?

In fact, Pan Changjiang is willing to risk ruining the festival by selling goods for live broadcast.

Or because "live selling goods" is too expensive.

Perhaps in Pan Shu's view, it seems less important for him to keep the wedding date than to benefit and money.

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The public really didn't expect that 64-year-old Pan Changjiang could follow the trend and play live broadcast with goods.

To tell the truth, people don't really want to live broadcast in Pan Changjiang with goods.

If there is one reason, it is that the goods in Pan Changjiang are terrible.

Of course, if he is a normal live broadcast with goods, netizens will not have any opinions.

But what makes the public speechless is that the goods brought by Pan Changjiang seem to be suspected of cutting leeks, malicious propaganda and deception.

In fact, it's also interesting to talk about the reasons why live broadcasts in Pan Changjiang bring goods.

At first, Pan Changjiang didn't want to bring the goods live.

And he came up with the idea of live broadcast with goods because of Xie Mengwei, a junior.

It turned out that after learning that acting was hopeless and he could not become a big star completely.

In 2020, Xie Mengwei embarked on the career of online celebrities selling goods live.

Forget it, although the word "online celebrity" is not very nice.

But to be honest, online celebrities still make a lot of money, especially online celebrities, who sell goods live, and earn a lot.

For example, Xie Mengwei once earned a villa by selling fake wine.

Everyone must be shocked to hear this.

Can you make money like this by selling goods live now?

Then why don't everyone stop selling goods and make money?

In fact, this idea is not reliable.

You know, although live broadcast can make money.

However, it is always a small number of people who make money. The salary of most anchors with live broadcast is the same as that of ordinary staff, and it is maintained at a neither high nor low class.

Then someone must be confused at this time.

Want to know how Xie Mengwei became a money-making anchor?

Obviously, Xie Mengwei must have secrets. And the secret is to sell fakes.

First of all, he first packaged the inferior wine with the original price of 10 yuan into high-grade wine of 888 yuan and 399 yuan.

Secondly, through the excuses of "crazy price reduction, factory sale and family subsidies", the price of wine was cut to 39.9 yuan.

Then, he misled consumers with his golden words, which was a great benefit and sold inferior wine.

Through this process, Xie Mengwei completed his field sales.

In this deal, Xie Mengwei got tens of millions of pounds.

And his consumer "family" got a series of low-quality spirits.

Of course, these routines can't be too many.

It's almost enough to come once in a while. You can't really treat consumers as "leeks"!

Originally, if there was only one such trick.

Although Xie Mengwei has a bad reputation, it's not that bad.

But who knows, Xie Mengwei is greedy enough to swallow an elephant?

He also cheated consumers many times in a row because he cheated too much.

There is also a famous saying circulating on the Internet, which is called "You treat Gazi as family and Gazi treats you as a devil".

Because Xie Mengwei cheated many times, his predecessor Pan Changjiang couldn't stand it.

Directly in a wheat harvest, greatly accused Xie Mengwei of immoral behavior.

In that live broadcast, Pan Changjiang even said

"Gazi! Listen to Pan Shu's advice. Everything on the Internet is virtual. You can't catch it. The water here is very deep. "

This sincere language directly made Gazi Xie Mengwei cry.

Looking at Pan Changjiang's education gazi, netizens are also very emotional.

An "uncle" called up Pan Changjiang and thanked him for putting Gazi back on track.

Who knows, just as the public is feeling that "Ginger is still old and spicy, but Pan Changjiang still sees it more thoroughly", the opposite is coming.

Pan Changjiang started live broadcast and received the goods.

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202 1 At the end of March, Pan Changjiang began her live broadcast debut.

His first live broadcast only sold five products, and the live broadcast lasted for one and a half hours.

But who would have thought that his live broadcast would be so good?

According to the data, in just one and a half hours.

The number of people who watched the goods sold in Pan Changjiang reached 5701.5 million, and the average online number was 1.29 million. The sales in this field reached as high as 1.77 million.

To tell the truth, this achievement is great!

Only one and a half hours after the live broadcast, Pan Changjiang sold nearly 2 million.

Even if only 20% of the performance, the former "king of sketches" can get 400 thousand.

Of course, what is even more frightening is that this is only an hour and a half live broadcast from Pan Changjiang.

Presumably, if he suddenly comes to broadcast live all day, even compared with Zheng Shuang, who earns 2.08 million yuan a day, it is not too much!

It may be completely attracted by the huge benefits of live broadcast with goods. A few days later, Pan Changjiang began the second live broadcast in his life.

In the second live broadcast, he sold goods for five hours, mainly selling all kinds of alcohol.

Compared with the last live broadcast, Pan Changjiang's live broadcast this time is even better.

Are you shocked to hear the news? The total number of people who just watched the live broadcast easily exceeded the last 57 1.5 million, reaching 1.8065 million.

So don't say that its sales this time are directly 10 times of the last sales.

If this is calculated, won't Pan Changjiang get 36 1.2 million this live broadcast?

Needless to say, live broadcast with goods is really a little secret to get rich.

Maybe he tasted the sweetness of bringing goods. Pan Changjiang gave up the star aura, turned into an online celebrity and began to broadcast live with goods.

With his efforts, in April alone, his sales reached 96 154000, and he directly took the goods to the live broadcast list 10.

Seeing this list, netizens were shocked!

Without him, Pan Changjiang earned 96.65438+0.5 million, and he was only the tenth in the live broadcast list.

Then the first place in the live broadcast list with goods must not exceed 1 100 million?

To be honest, the profit of the live broadcast industry is really scary.

Therefore, it is not incomprehensible that so many stars switch to live broadcast to bring goods to online celebrities.

But understanding is understanding, and it is still difficult for people to agree with the goods from Pan Changjiang.

Of course, people did not look down on his "self-indulgence" as an online celebrity.

What people look down upon is that he sells fakes like Xie Mengwei.

The original price should be thousands of high-grade liquor, but in the live broadcast room in Pan Changjiang, only 280 yuan is needed.

And the most terrible thing is that this more than 280 is not only the price of a bottle of wine, but often the full price of several bottles of wine.

Honestly, do netizens believe it?

Thousands of dollars a bottle of white wine, Pan Changjiang hundreds of dollars can be sold to everyone?

It is estimated that even relatives in Pan Changjiang can't enjoy such benefits!

In fact, everyone is right.

The wine in Pan Changjiang is really inferior.

A number of netizens who bought liquor in the live broadcast room of Pan Changjiang once broke the news on the Internet, saying that the big star who was in danger last night was selling three no products.

These wines are not only insecure, but also have no names in the regular wine list.

Don't say, Pan Changjiang has a lot of nerve. Aren't you afraid of these cocktail parties?

In fact, Pan Changjiang is not bold! He was just blinded by the immediate profits and completely ignored the harm that "three no products" brought to consumers.

After all, he made so much profit from selling wine that he could almost cover the money he earned in his half life.

You know, Pan Changjiang can earn 654.38+0,000,000 yuan by selling alcohol once a day.

But if he plays skits and TV plays, can he earn100000?

Even if you can earn100000, won't it take several months?

But it is different to bring goods for live broadcast. He can earn money for a year or even years as long as he works for one day.

In contrast, will fools give up playing with goods?

There is no doubt that Pan Changjiang is not a fool.

So during that time, he completely gave up filming, giving up doing sketches and cutting leeks with peace of mind.

Because he is crazy to cut leeks, and he has been cheating consumers with these leeks.

Netizens couldn't stand it anymore, so they stopped Xie Mengwei, who was educated by Pan Changjiang, and asked him to persuade the big star who cut leeks.

But who knows, Xie Mengwei can't convince Pan Changjiang?

Funnily enough, some time ago, Xie Mengwei was taught a lesson by Pan Changjiang for selling fake wine: "The water is too deep, you can't catch it." .

Who knows if Pan Changjiang will "smell good" after a while?

Because of Pan Changjiang's defection, many netizens teased them online, saying that Pan Changjiang and Xie Mengwei were "Panga's friends".

There are even netizens who vividly explain this idiom to the public.

The interpretation of "the turning point of Pan-Canadian friendship" is: "It refers to the behavior of seniors with higher status and qualifications in the industry to persuade young people in a hypocritical way to make themselves in a favorable position in the industry competition."

So, before Pan Changjiang so seriously advised Xie Mengwei not to bring goods, just to get a slice of it?

If so, Pan Changjiang is too insidious!

He really showed the sentence "Pan Yi honked his horn by his ability" incisively and vividly!

Of course, Pan Changjiang won't show off in an ostentatious manner for long.

Because there are too many bad reviews and too many consumer complaints, the live broadcast in Pan Changjiang has been blocked a lot.

In desperation, he had to rest and stop carrying goods.

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However, this period of leisure time for consumers did not last long. Because Pan Changjiang couldn't stand the temptation of money, he went to continue to bring goods.

Maybe it's because consumers miss Pan Zi, because they haven't got the goods for a long time.

The delivery in Pan Changjiang on September 9th was very successful.

It took him only seven hours to get 24 million yuan from 5 o'clock to the early morning.

After that, it was broadcasted twice in a row, with a total sales volume of more than 50 million.

Judging from a listed company, this performance is also really eye-catching!

Looking at this amazing performance, the public was shocked by Pan Changjiang's ability to bring goods, but also angry at consumers' "not remembering to play".

After all, many webcasts are "three no products".

But somehow, consumers always remember to eat without fighting. Every time they buy a fake, they always complain about Pan Changjiang, but after that, they will continue to buy it.

But fortunately, although most consumers are not very rational, there are still a few consumers who are very calm.

Although Pan Changjiang almost blew the fake wine to the sky, they showed no desire to buy it.

Even many sensible consumers saw Pan Changjiang's propaganda on fake wine and rushed to the live broadcast room of police officer Chen, asking him to crack down on fake wine.

Speaking of this police officer Chen, everyone must be familiar.

After all, during this time, police officer Chen got angry all over.

He has been in constant contact with various anchors to publicize anti-fraud knowledge through live broadcast.

Arguably, if police officer Chen and Pan Changjiang have contact with Mai, Pan Changjiang should also dare not publicize the "three noes" products on a large scale.

Who knows, when police officer Chen made a request to Pan Changjiang, the former "king of sketches" coldly refused?

There is no doubt that Pan Changjiang should be guilty at this moment.

In fact, he really should be guilty.

After all, he sells three products, but he has been challenging the bottom line of the public!

If he really dares to connect with police officers, will netizens be shocked?

But whether he has contact with the police officer or not, it is undeniable that he sells fakes and three products.

Although he got money for this, he lost the name of "double morality and art" invisibly.

When the scene incident happened, when Pan Changjiang was mentioned, everyone looked adoring.

After the live broadcast, Pan Changjiang was mentioned again, and everyone just thought he was a joke.

In this world, some people live for life, some live for fame and fortune, and some live for profit.

Marx once said, "If there is a profit of 100%, capitalists will take risks;" If there are 200% profits, capitalists will despise the law; If there is 300% profit, then capitalists will trample on everything in the world! "