What are some humorous jokes about rainy days?

The humorous jokes on rainy days are as follows:

1, I like rainy days best, so I can save money without refueling.

2, don't go out on rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, wet body is small, gonorrhea is big!

If you are well, it will be sunny. If you are in poor health, I will make you rain every day.

Do you know why it rained the other day? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

5. It's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: God, thunder killed me! I want to cross, too.

6. It is a rainy day. If I can't find my favorite umbrella, I will have to get wet.

I saw an umbrella outside. I rushed out crazily, shouting to make the storm worse, and then the rain stopped.

8. Stubborn youth: don't take an umbrella when it rains, don't wear much when it is cold, don't take medicine when you are sick, and don't let go when you love.

9. Playing with water outside on rainy days, and dragging away while playing with herringbone.