Fifty humorous sentences about drinking well

Part 1 of humorous sentences about drinking well

1. Drinking songs accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

2. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

3. Leading cadres do not drink and have no friends.

4. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

5. If you drink too much for too long, talents are hard to find. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be the future leader.

6. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

7. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

8. Six sixes! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

9. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

10. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

11. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

12. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

13. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Please don’t drink in the future.

14. Wine is like a woman. There are also gains and losses in life in wine. A successful woman can drink and drink together and never give in to men in life. The frustrated woman, with tears in her cheeks, raised her glass and got drunk alone.

15. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

16. If you are happy in life, you must have all the fun, and don’t let the golden bottle stand empty against the moon.

17. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup. Part 2 of humorous sentences about drinking well

18. Stop drinking once, or you will fail every time.

19. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking;

20. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

21. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, wine ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

22. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

23. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

24. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

25. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

26. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year.

27. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything.

28. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

29. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

30. It is said that you can drink until you are drunk and love your lover until you are in love, but no one drinks until they vomit.

31. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

32. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea.

33. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

34. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover. Part 3 of humorous sentences about drinking well

35. If you have wine today and will be drunk now, don’t be too tired in life.

36. Make new friends, remember old friends, and come have a drink together.

37. If you drink well, the wine will taste good. If you drink good wine, the wine will taste good.

38. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

39. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

40. Middle-level cadres don’t drink and have no information at all.

41. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

42. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

43. One drink makes you gain, two drinks and one loses, three drinks Two dead wives, four wines, mountains and rocks, five wines and four empty houses, six wines, enlightenment is the temple.

44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. From now on, I will never drink again. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say anything!

46. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.

47. As difficult as life is, drinking will make you choke. Eight times out of ten things go wrong with drinking.

48. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

49. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

50. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk. A collection of fifty humorous drinking phrases that make you more and more addicted the more you read them

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1. When you know you have a thousand cups of wine, how much can you drink? Drink as much as you want, run away if you can't drink anymore.

2. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

3. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

4. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow is used to make spring.

5. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.

6. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is idle;

7. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

8. Don’t want to drink, unwilling, unable to control.

9. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.

10. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

11. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

12. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

13. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s still too early for promotion.

14. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

15. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

16. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking in a group is lonely and having fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

17. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time. The more you read, the more you read the humorous short sentences about drinking, Part 2

18. Deep feelings, boring mouth.

19. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

20. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first;

21. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it first.

22. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

23. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, it will be difficult to get promoted.

24. If you drink too much for a long time, it will be difficult to find talents. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be a future leader

25. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

26. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

27. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

28. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

29. The lady’s persuasion to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

30. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are not ordinary.

31. Wine is the most polite thing in the world.

32. It’s said that you’ll be drunk until you’re drunk, and you’ll be in love with your lover until you’re in love, but you drink until you vomit, and you’re in love until you break up.

33. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

34. Half awake and half drunk day after day, flowers fall and bloom year after year. The more you read, the more you read humorous short sentences about drinking, Part 3

35. Drinking style is the style, and the wine bottle is the level.

36. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

37. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

38. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

39. You buy wine, I buy wine, and we cry together after drinking.

40. No one understands your frown, no one gets drunk with you and blames me for asking for trouble, I want to understand your discomfort.

41. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

42. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;

43. His excited heart and trembling hands just want to drink with you A glass of wine

44. Waiter, is your wine watered down?

45. Drink nine quantities in one drink, focus on training.

46. The east wind blows, the drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

47. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

48. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

49. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

50. A person cannot live without drinking in the world of rivers and lakes. How can a person wander in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high? Fifty pieces of funny drinking copywriting that are popular on Douyin

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1. Don’t drink when you win, and cheat when you lose.

2. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!

3. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

4. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

5. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

6. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Love is a glass of wine that makes anyone drunk. .

7. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

8. If you drink too much, you will be hard to find. If you take the lead, you will be the future leader.

9. If you lead the whole process, you will be the future leader.

10. Discipline inspection cadres don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

11. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.

12. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

13. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.

14. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

15. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

16. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in the world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;

17. If he can drink, he will not lose, and he will be the leader’s secretary. Douyin’s popular drinking comedy copy (Part 2)

18. Just two bites?

19. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.

20. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

21. How can one walk in the world without drinking;

22. Drink good wine, and the wine is good to drink. Drink good wine, and the wine is good to drink.

23. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

24. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Please don’t drink in the future.

25. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

26. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

27. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

28. Do you want to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

29. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

30. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

31. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

32. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

33. There is a big world in wine. The sun and the moon are long in the pot.

34. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with half a pound of wine. Douyin’s popular funny drinking copy (Part 3)

35. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

36. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

37. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

38. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

39. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

40. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.

41. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

42. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

46. After many years of lovesickness, only two ounces of white wine can express this love.

47. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

48. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to restrain yourself not to drink.

49. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

50. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink. A collection of fifty humorous sentences about foodies eating hot pot

A collection of humorous sentences about foodies eating hot pot

1. Yesterday, my friend asked me to go to his dormitory to eat hot pot. When I entered, I saw a group of The young man gathered around a big basin with all kinds of hot pot ingredients and vegetables! There are 2 sticks inserted in the basin and it heats up quickly! Should I admire your creativity or your courage?

2. Autumn is coming in the South. As soon as the cold wind blows, I think about the days of eating hot pot in Beijing in the winter.

3. This season is perfect for hot pot. Looking at the steaming hot pot, I feel that life has become hot and hopeful in the cold winter. The cold heart was instantly warmed.

4. Fear of leaving, fear of being unable to live without love but not being able to love, not being able to love but not being able to do it. This is the most uncomfortable thing in a relationship.

5. I really want to eat hot pot this minute, so let’s have an oil dish. Sesame oil garlic. Served with all kinds of delicious food. My mouth is watering just thinking about it.

6. I finally enjoyed the delicious food that I had been thinking about day and night. After eating a hot pot fish meal, I felt really happy!

7. I always wander between being full and full.

8. Bring your niece to eat Haidilao. Hot pot is delicious when the whole family eats it together.

9. All your favorite ingredients can be cooked in the same pot, liberating households with difficulty in making choices.

10. I have been eating hot pot and maocai for three consecutive days. I feel so good and spicy.

11. Delicious things should be eaten in the stomach, and lovely people should be kept in the heart.

12. I want to eat hot pot with hot dry noodles at night. That super spicy hot pot. It's getting cold. Come out for hot pot soon.

13. Why do I want to eat hot pot again? I don’t like hot pot that much. How many hot pot meals have I eaten this semester?

14. Every time I go out to eat, I have diarrhea the next day. Before yesterday’s hot pot was served the next day, I already had diarrhea in the middle of the night. I went to bed at three o’clock and woke up at eight o’clock. My best friends said that I would go out in the future. , they don’t let me eat anything, just drink boiled water.

15. If you choose to eat hot pot in the winter, you will have food and clothing; if you choose to eat hot pot in the summer, you will have the accent; if you choose to eat hot pot in Thailand in the summer, you will have delicious food. Learn to change, just like the tiger here does not eat the pig.

16. If I love hotpot so much, I should have been a hotpot in my previous life.

17. The weather is cold, so it’s perfect to eat hot pot.

18. Long johns can no longer satisfy me! The entries for soaking in hot springs and eating hot pot are automatically pinned to the top!

19. The greatest effort some people make to lose weight is to have a bottle of sugar-free drink with them when eating hot pot, barbecue, or cake.

20. In the mountain city, you can also wait for you in a small boat to Captain Zhong’s home to enjoy the spicy old hot pot.

21. Food/hot pot is in progress.

22. There is no time to eat hot pot. In the winter when it is raining or snowing or when the weather is cold, eating a hot hot pot is simply not too satisfying. In the summer, eating hot pot in an air-conditioned room is not too satisfying either. Hot pot The light of humanity.

23. There are so many handsome guys in the world, but it’s not as good as Chongqing Old Hotpot.

24. Let’s eat hot pot! The happiest thing is to eat hot pot with your family! If you are fat, be fat! Being happy is the most important thing!

25. Frost comes, frost flowers drift, fish sink to the bottom and frogs sleep. The clear lake water has dry lotus leaves, and the reeds are white. The elderly and children gathered around the stove, and the whole family went to cook hot pot. May my friends and family have a good time, eat and drink and enjoy happiness! Part 2 of humorous sentences about foodies eating hot pot

26. I ate hot pot all afternoon at Xiao Tuan'er's house today, and I was so exhausted. We all watched My Girlhood together, a very good movie. The male protagonist looks a bit like Ke Zhendong.

27. This weather is suitable for eating hot pot, drinking hot milk tea, hugging, listening to the sunset and smoking afterwards with the people you like.

28. In winter, you need some hot food.

29. A hot pot meal is more practical than looking at a handsome guy.

30. It is the source of motivation for me to experience the glory of life. Go through ups and downs, go through fire and water, no matter what.

31. I love hotpot, hotpot loves me!

32. In the new year, the joy of eating hot pot.

33. If you love hotpot so much, you must have been a hotpot in your previous life.

34. Watching the sunrise, I saw a mermaid on the beach picked up a fortune bead and then went out to sea to fish. At noon, I found a hot pot restaurant and cooked it.

35. Eat hot pot fish, invite your three or five friends to flirt with each other, let’s have fun together, and let’s enjoy the delicious food brought by the fish together!

36. Why are there fat cows and sheep but not fat pigs in the dishes? Because a group of little fat pigs are eating hot pot around.

37. It’s really not a lie. I have put on all my clothes, but my hands are still cold and refreshing. I can only hope for hot pot! hot pot! hot pot! hot pot!

38. When you look at me eating spicy hot pot, you don’t know whether it’s because it’s so spicy that your face is red, or your heart is pounding.

39. I miss you more than eating hot pot on a snowy day.

40. Rainy days are suitable for doing many things, such as drinking, playing cards and mahjong, thinking, watching movies, eating hot pot, sleeping, holding an umbrella and walking in the rain...

41 .The cold weather is suitable for hot pot. If it’s not safe outside and you don’t want to go out, then try it at home!

42. The first snow I have seen this winter is to eat hot pot with the people I like on snowy days.

43. Eating from the bowl and looking at the food from the pot is the most basic respect for hot pot.

44. We ate hot pot together two nights in a row, and my voice protested a little. I have always had you in the best of times and the worst of times.

45. What’s the point of getting old? The hot pot is still rolling, the coke still has bubbles, and you are still by my side.

46. Eating hot pot makes me happy. Eating hot pot with you makes me twice as happy.

47. Hot pot and milk tea are indispensable in winter.

48. I went to eat hot pot with my girlfriend. I pointed at the pot and said: Look, this hot pot is just like us!

49. I want to have hot pot with my partner tomorrow. Can you recommend any good partners?