Classic lines from brother-in-law and brother-in-law

Hey! Juaner

Report, report, I am a black cat, I am a black cat, the mouse has been caught!

Hmph! Juaner...

Brother-in-law: "Give me a cigarette! (Brother-in-law took out a cigarette and handed it to brother-in-law)"

Brother-in-law: "Where was it born?"

Brother-in-law: "Made in China"

Brother-in-law: "I can't afford to lose that person"

You run to my house eight times a day, don't you know you are going to my house? way?!

As soon as the woman opened the door, you went in.

Our grandma's...don't our...your grandma's...you Grandma's...

Yours is the only one that shines brightest in the street. I followed the light and followed it