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In Japanese legend, if a woman is pregnant with twins? Bad omen? The premise is that Japanese families will prepare wormwood to exorcise evil spirits in advance. In fact, this is also because the ancient medical level is low, and the success rate of safe twins is too small. Over time, there are rumors that twins are unlucky.

However, with the development of medical conditions, twins, twins and triplets are nothing new. Even if you want to have multiple births, you can achieve it through medical means. However, multiple births also have certain risks, and triplets have to bear greater risks.

Kenny. McCaughey and Bobby have been married for several years, and finally Bobby got pregnant on 1995. The next year, she gave birth to a daughter named Michella in 65438+ 10, but Bobby likes children very much. She wanted to have another child, but when she was pregnant with Michela, the process was quite difficult.

After consulting with her husband, Bobby decided to borrow fertility drugs. After many attempts, Bobby got pregnant again on 1997, but in the first few months, Bobby's belly was obviously much bigger than his first child. Bobby is very happy. Maybe she is pregnant with twins this time.

Bobby went to the hospital for the sake of the child's health. Who knows about this survey? She is not pregnant with twins, but with septuplets. Bobby and the doctor are unhappy. Multiple births mean that children compete for nutrition. Children without nutrition may have developmental problems and even bring physical diseases.

Bobby's body gave birth to seven lives. Abortion is equivalent to killing seven children at the same time. Bobby is determined to take risks and give birth to them. The process of pregnancy is very difficult. In order to make the children more nutritious, Bobby always wants to vomit. As long as she feels a little hungry, she must eat.

On June 1997,165438+1October 19, Bobby had a caesarean section nine weeks earlier than the due date, and gave birth to four boys and three girls. The weight of the seven children ranged from 65438 0.3 kg to 65438 0.47 kg. The birth of triplets has also caused a sensation in the United States, and the media have been dispatched.

At that time, a talk show invited the whole family to be on TV, and many good people gave some gifts, including a big house of 5 1 1 square meter. The Iowa government also announced that seven children will receive full scholarships when they go to college.

It can be said that these seven miracle babies have completely changed Bobby's family, but all seven children also have some health problems. Natalie and Alexis had to eat through a feeding tube a few years before they were born. After Kenny was born, he underwent eye surgery. Nathan also has cerebral palsy, but after the operation, they are all healthy.

The hardest part is Bobby. She still prepares 42 bottles of milk powder every day, wears 52 diapers and sleeps one by one. The economic pressure is even greater, and it costs more than 300,000 a month. Fortunately, the caring organization helped. Now the triplets have been admitted to famous universities, and they are all excellent.