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Chatting with boys
Chatting for the first time 1, "Looking at the photos of your circle of friends, I think of my primary school classmates and feel like I'm back to my childhood" 2, "Big wavy hair with your velvet coat makes you look so elegant" 3, "Why don't you sleep at night" 4, "The horoscope says we are suitable for chatting today" 5, "You are wearing a T-style dress, why should I smile? Because I love you. You flew into my heart like a jet plane. You know, no one can touch my heart like you. You must have cheated secretly, otherwise how could you get full marks in my heart. 6. Your name is only two words. Although it is not a word, it has filled my heart. 7. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you? 8. Will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all I can think about? 9. Can you tell me that you miss me a little? Keep your voice down. Only the two of us can hear you I will definitely come to you. I don't want anything to upset you. 10, you are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush. No. Then how did you light up my heart? 12, what can't you do? I won't leave you. 13, you have gained weight again. There is another circle that I can like you, which is good. 14, do you know what I like to eat? I like watching you in a daze. 15, if I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why is it because you are as beautiful as flowers and jade, chatting with boys? Boy: "If you are bored, I will tell you a romantic story." Girl: "Hmm" Boy: "Do you want to listen to the long one or the short one?" Girl: "Dragon" Boy: "The story is very long, and it may take a lifetime." Girl: "hate" 02, girl: "so boring! "Boy:" If you are bored, I will tell you a romantic story. " Girl: "Hmm" Boy: "Do you want to listen to the long one or the short one?" Girl: "Short" Boy: "That's the story of our meeting." Girl: "Haha" 03. Girl: "Ignore you. "Boy:" Nothing, I have a thick skin. I will take care of you. Girl: Hehe Boy: Look, just ignore me? "04. Girl:" Stomach ache "Boy:" Tell you a joke to relieve the pain. "Girl:" Hmm "Boy:" I have a buddy whose girlfriend is menstruating and has a stomachache. Do you know how he did it? " Girl: "Let her drink more hot water? "Boy:" Not really, it will be more advanced. " Girl: "What's that? A little curious. "Boy:" He said, "Baby, this is 5000 yuan. Take it to buy a kettle and drink some hot water. " 05. Girl: "Playing with mobile phone" Boy: "I envy your mobile phone." Girl: "?" Boy: "I want to be held by you, too." 06. Girl: "You hit me" Boy: "Hahahaha, I don't hit others easily." Girl: "You look like an old driver." Boy: "I only dare to expose myself publicly in front of my peers." 07、gt; Girl: "Apply the mask" Boy: "After applying the mask, you can definitely do it for nothing." Girl: "Of course" Boy: "Then we can form a CP." Girl: "What CP?" Boy: Black and White Impermanence 08. Girl: "How old are you?" Boy: "Let Lao Na pinch her fingers to calculate" Girl: "Do you still need to count?" Boy: "I calculated that our age is very suitable." 09. Girl: "Lie down" Boy: "My intuition tells me that you may be uncomfortable lying down." Girl: "Why do you think so?" Boy: "Because the most comfortable thing is lying in my arms." 10, girl: I believe you, ghost. "Boy:" Look at me seriously. Are you kidding? "Girl:" Really? "Boy:" Believe it or not, I will cry for you. "1 1. Girl:" Can't chat "Boy:" Then I'm welcome. " Girl: "Huh?" Boy: "Do you mind if I take the initiative in the future? "12, girl:" You are horny. " Boy: "This is a kind of respect for you." Girl: "What? "Boy:" It would be disrespectful if you are indifferent to a little fairy like you. "Girls like boys who talk nonsense in daily chat.
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