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In the theatrical version

M 1: Questioner Moritani Diji

This is the information of three people, and the password is the same place for three people. The answer has five Japanese pronunciations.

Hill tian li (type A)

Showa 3 1 year 1 month was born.

Qu Wei hot spring.

Flying trapeze Sasuke (type B)

Showa was born in June, 32.

ハンググラィダ Qu Wei.

This second type (O type)

Born in Showa 33 1 month.

Qu Wei San Yan

M 1: Respondent Conan

It's Momotaro (ももたろぅ). The key is heavenly stems and earthly branches for three people. Shen Nian, the year of Unite and the year of 1898. Monkeys, birds and dogs. All the servants of Momotaro.

M2: Moderator Tsuburaya Mitsuhiko.

Three people born on New Year's Day, April Fool's Day and Children's Day (May 5th) have a meeting. What meeting is it? Hint is an animal that can fly in the sky like an airplane.

M2: Respondent Conan

The answer is to put the birth dates of three people together. 1October 7th. 10(と)7(な) Meeting (かぃ). となかぃ, reindeer Christmas drags Santa Claus in the sky.

M3: Moderator Agasa Hiroshi.

I have many grandchildren. How old are they? (ワシにはくのがぃる). He Cai? )

M3: The defendant is very sad.

0 years old. It's just an egg.

ワシシわし is a homophonic word for vultures, and "having more grandchildren" means "having more grandchildren" (a homophonic word for eggs). Still an egg, of course, it is 0 years old.

M4: Questioner Juvenile Investigation Team

When we asked Jingyuan what she thought of Conan, she looked at the moon and said that it was not summer.

Ash is: first, praise you; Second, belittle you. What is the answer?

M4: Respondent Conan

The answer is 2. Not in summer (じゃなぃ), the summer moon appears in June, July and August, that is, June (ろく), July (なつじほ) and August (ほ)

M5: Moderator Agasa Hiroshi.

(Mi Shou at the age of 88, Xi Shou at the age of 77, and Bai Shou at the age of 99. ) What should I call my 44th birthday? The tip is that this is composed of a Chinese character and three katakana characters, and the birthday character can be ignored.

M5: Defendant Agasa Hiroshi.

Forty-four is exactly half of eighty-eight, right? Eighty-eight is rice (こめ), and the English word for rice is rice(ライス). Because it is a half bowl (はん), it is a half bowl of rice (half bowl).

M6: Moderator Agasa Hiroshi.

Mr. A of this game company can't help indulging in cocoon playing at work. What should the boss do with Mr. A when he sees this situation?

1. I praise it because I finally survived the game.

He was fired for playing games at work.

Because he sleeps soundly in the cocoon, let him continue to sleep like this.

M6: Respondent Conan

"Cocoon" refers to cocoon. Moreover, silkworms spin silk and form cocoons (かぃこ, the same sound as dismissal). In other words, firing is firing. コクーン→ Cocoon (まゆ) → Silkworm (かぃこ) → Dismissal (かぃこ) →クこ

M7: Moderator Agasa Hiroshi.

There is a first lover named Wonai in Chemical Celebration, but this girl is going to marry another man. After learning about the chemical celebration:

1, angry; 2, happy; 3. cry.

So, which is the answer?

M7: Defendant Ai (Hirohiko, Bumei)

I cried. The answer is the third, crying. It comes from "The Pain of Chemical Celebration".

A man as powerful as Hua Qing also has a weakness. He will cry when kicked. The tibia (the front side of the calf) is "the pain of celebrating".

The groom (むこ) and Werner (ぅずね) are going to get married. Connected together is the tibia (the front of the calf, むこぅずね).

M8: Moderator Kudou Shinichi (child)

On Napoleon's land, I heard that two Japanese people built houses. Who are the two people below?

1, Dongye (ふゆの)

2. Furano (ふるの)

3. Shenye (ふかの)

M8: Responder Conan

Napoleon's famous saying is "Nothing is impossible in my dictionary". This puzzle comes from here. Land (とち) is also called land (じしょ), which refers to the words on the house number. I can't write something in my dictionary (がなぃがじしょにふかの), that is, "My land has no deep fields."

M9: Moderator Agasa Hiroshi.

In this diagnosis and treatment, Mrs. Yuan went into the clinic for treatment. Excuse me, what happened to Mrs. Yuan?

1, eating too much will spoil your stomach;

2. I fell and sprained my foot;

3, too much sun exposure, heatstroke.

M9: Answer that people are not beautiful.

(Hint: English, boat) The answer is two, sprain. In English, the boat is ship(シップ). If Yuan's foot is twisted too much, he should put a plaster (wet cloth).

Host Mao Lilan.

An important stage of the film, the fast roller coaster "Super Snake" in Dolobica Paradise.

So, who is the most suitable for this amateur program in the juvenile detective group?

1, bumei

2. Thai

3. Hirohiko

Step 4 grieve

M 10: Respondents mourn.

Super snake = super snake = super ヘビ = super heavy, so the answer is Yuan Tai, he is the heaviest.

M 1 1

のにぁるのではののバレてはのぬぬぬ

1.イカ

2.タコ

3.カニ

Translated into Chinese is:

There is a fish kingdom in the marine monument. The last king was exposed for bad things, and Kun became the next king. So, who was the last king?

1. squid

2. Octopus

3. Crab

Problem solver: Yuan Tai (but cheating-_ _ _ _ _-)

Answer: 1, ィカ (squid)

Solution: "Wang" can be divided into "Wang" and "Wang".

If "ィカ" is added to "ィカ", it is "ィカさま", that is, "ぃかさま".

M 12: Questioner: Agasa Hiroshi.

An opera singer had a sore throat and could not speak, but refused to undergo surgery. He recovered after taking grandpa's medicine. Which of the following is this opera singer?

1 .soprano 2. Contralto 3. Tenor 4. Bass

Hint: What is the English for operation? Surgery is commonly known as Ope in Japanese plus (Grandpa's Pill).

Answer: Akiba Reiko (In fact, Conan already knew the answer, and Akiba Reiko grabbed it when he wanted to say it.

1. The soprano Opera singer gave up the operation, and after the opera was removed, only (ra) was left. Pills refer to drugs that are kneaded into small round particles (grandfather pills), which can also be said to be (grandfather balls). After combining just (ra), ra ... Grandfather's (Sofono) ...

M 13: It rained this year, and the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, who could only meet on Tanabata, decided to spend it on Tanabata (with their lovers) at will.

Next, which of the following is that day?

(1)65438+ 10 1 New Year's Day (2) February 2nd (around February 2nd in beginning of spring) (3) March 3rd (March 3rd Daughter's Day) (4) May 5th.

The answer is: 4!

Reason: May 5th is Children's Day, that is, Children's Day, which is written separately as Children's Day and read as Love Day.