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A compliment to my uncle.
Uncle, do you really have the heart to abandon us and go to heaven to find the ultimate happiness? Will you really abandon your wife who has been with you all your life? Have you really abandoned the children who love, respect and filial you and have made your "long career"? My uncle is silent and serene as a statue, fixed in this midsummer July.
I think I will never forget such a scene: under the dim light in the evening, the shadows outside the window are swaying, the visiting patients are gone, and the room in the ward is quiet and low. After waking up, my uncle struggled to sit on the bed. In the ward, there are only my aunt who has been with him for decades, and I am sitting in front of the bed silently. He carefully felt his swollen stomach due to liver ascites, and a low sob came out of his throat. My uncle cried, and my uncle, who has always been strong and brave, was in tears. I looked at the interdependent figure in front of my bed, and my heart was as sad as a river that burst its banks. I can't help it, my dear uncle!
If possible, I really hope that life will be dull all the time. Even if I am less happy and moved, I may be less separated and less sad. Ah, uncle, my uncle! As long as I can remember, my uncle has always given me the impression that his face is black, his teeth are white, his hair is stubborn, stiff and half white, and his dark eyebrows knit together when he is thinking and angry. This is serious and easily scares me. When I was a child, I was timid and went to my uncle's house for dinner. I never dare to sit at the same table with him.
My only uncle is my saddest person. He devoted all his love to me, but I let him down deeply. My uncle is of medium height, thin and a little bald. I don't wear many clothes. I look thin, but I am full of energy. My uncle's life is very hard. My uncle and mother are orphans. When he was very young, his grandparents died. At that time, he was about a few years old and his mother was a teenager. He lived alone with his mother and spent a long and hard time, lacking food and clothing and being bullied.
You, my uncle, a strong person in our hearts, gave up in the face of illness. My mother said that you had been fighting and felt that you couldn't let go, but in the end, the disease took away your fiery age. Maybe you are too tired. Ten years ago, when you came to your house, you always went out before dawn, and the rooster woke up as soon as it crowed. In our hearts, you are strong and hardworking, and your dark skin adds to your simplicity. But the mother's sob confirmed your departure. When you leave, the eyes of those who are reluctant to part with you are astringent, and tears wash away our pain. Uncle, your relatives can't bear to part with you when you leave. Only memories can remember your little things. Uncle, go well, go all the way. We will remember your worries and try our best to reassure you that you have a solid hand.
6. My uncle likes reading all his life. Although I have only been in primary school for four years, there are poems and famous sayings of Tang and Song Dynasties in my uncle's talk from time to time. He is like a scholar, gentle and humorous. My uncle is a born optimist. His jokes are hilarious and endless. He sings Beijing opera, which is full of Beijing flavor, especially "Empty City Plan". I like to see Zhuge Liang sitting alone calmly. Sima Yi was scared and said, I am afraid of an ambush and ordered to retreat.
7. My uncle died in the cold winter of 1978. When he died, his eyes opened for the second time and closed for the third time. People speculate that he must have something in the world. Seeing trembling silent lips and lingering painful expressions, all the villagers present burst into tears. Even God has fallen emotional snowflakes for three days and three nights in a row, with thick snow and a vast expanse of whiteness, making branches, roofs and floors covered with hemp and sorrows. Although this scene has passed for 30 years, my mother and uncle, their older brothers and sisters, still have wet eyes when they mention it.
It happened to be the tenth anniversary of my uncle's death. Er Qiao sent a few words of Tomb-Sweeping Day's memorial to my uncle on WeChat, which reminded me of my infinite grief and memories.
9. Uncle will make money and save money all his life, but he won't spend money. As long as he has money, he will save it, whether it is cents or cents. No matter how poor you are, as long as every little makes a mickle, you can always save some. Three years after his death, when his old house was demolished, he found more than 200 yuan in cash in the pile of fallen earth walls. Those bank notes are in various denominations after the founding of People's Republic of China (PRC) in 1949. This amount is astronomical for a rural family. But relatives are not happy at all when they see these bills.
10, when I was in junior high school, my mother died. My uncle loves me more. He was worried that I didn't have good clothes to wear and took me to the store to buy clothes many times. Because of family difficulties, my father didn't want me to study, but I was determined to study and my uncle supported me. With his help, I finished junior high school and normal school. Whenever I have no tuition and living expenses, I write to my uncle, and he sends me the money saved by odd jobs. It can be said that most of my tuition fees are funded by my uncle. He never asked me to pay back the money. Once I asked him how much he spent on me, but he wouldn't let me mention it.
1 1. My father is ill. What should I do? I ran into my uncle's house. My uncle is playing games with his second sister's child in his arms. I saw his all-white hair, sat there with his back straight, heard the sound, turned his head and grinned at me. That lovely dimple, I stomped over and sat in front of him without saying a word, crying. Along the way, I felt hesitant, afraid, unbelievable, depressed, sad and desperate. I suddenly want to cry to my uncle. I'm not afraid of what he says, advises, pities and dislikes, because this is my uncle who loves us the most!
12, my uncle's life, studious, positive, kind-hearted, optimistic and open-minded He always believed in the Buddhist concept of "man is doing, and the sky is watching". His care and love for my mother, regardless of return, touched God, and God would return his kindness, filial piety and gratitude to his children, thus achieving their brilliant career. Crying can't tell my uncle's concern for me, and a string of tears can't wash away my nostalgia for my uncle.
13, my old uncle, with little education and flexible mind. The pigs, chickens, ducks and geese raised at home are fat and big. When he was a breeder in the production team, he found that there were many broken, small, blind, shriveled and immature beans in the crushed bean kiss when he was feeding cattle, which were thrown away in vain before. My old uncle took it home in a bag, cleaned up the soil, put it in a big vat, fermented it with water, and fed it to pigs. You Zhu liked it very much and ate the fermented feed, which was from pigs.
14, people who have seen uncle will only have the impression that he is simple, honest, mature and steady, and will never associate it with ingenuity, let alone missing his fingers. But he can do all the work best. Plowing, raking, sowing, harvesting and grinding in busy farming, repairing walls, trapping leaks and knocking bricks in slack farming are regarded by villagers as capable people who can weave grass circles and play cotton. His goal is to work hard with his feet and earn some hard money to buy a house and land.
15, "Uncle, are you okay in the kingdom of heaven? Uncle, you don't have to worry about poor life bending your waist. You don't have to frown! Aunt, she is very well now, in good health and her life has improved a lot. Your granddaughter and grandson have been admitted to the university and taken part in the work. Your granddaughter Er Qiao is married and has children. Your grandchildren have graduated from college and worked in the army. Uncle, you don't have to bow your back so humbly. You can stand up and speak with confidence. Cousin, their economic conditions have all improved. Don't worry about lack of clothes, food and money at home. "
16, now, this disease is still haunting my uncle. I watched him grow old and thin at an unimaginable speed, and he became increasingly depressed. There are thousands of stones in his heart, and I really don't know what to say. I can only watch, watching his eyes grow bigger and bigger because of emaciation, watching his bony arms, watching his swollen instep like steamed bread, and watching his innocent eyes occasionally wake up and look around like a child. Uncle, my heart hurts!
17 when I was a child, I hated my old uncle, not only because he was ugly and sounded like a broken gong, but also because whenever I did something wrong, he blamed me, especially when my brother and sister were at odds. He always told them that I was the boss and should let them. Besides, he has nothing to do with me. He is just a distant brother of my mother. As a bachelor, there is not much to do at home, so I come to help our family do some farm work during the busy farming season. He knows everything, plowing and raking, mowing grass and raising grain, grinding saws, and even picking tiles at home, and he can put anything down.
18, when I arrived, my uncle saw me. I haven't seen him for more than ten years. My uncle looked very excited. He held my hand tightly all the way and kept saying, "Isn't this Xiao Baolin (my real name)?" This is Xiao Baolin. Ha ha, more than ten years, no change, no change, or that Xiao Baolin ... "That night, Big Uncle took me and accompanied him to drink until late at night. ...
19, my uncle's body has been very tough, and he can ride an electric car everywhere at the age of 80; My uncle always likes to help others, and middle-aged people affectionately call him "Uncle Pi". The children call him "Grandpa Pi"; And more old colleagues call him "Master Pi". My uncle is a respected and beloved old man.
When my uncle was alive, he always came and went. He didn't have good seeds at home, so he took them from mine. When my family was repairing the house, my big uncle and little uncle came to help, especially my big uncle, who tried his best to shovel materials, pick lime and move bricks. My uncle's family couldn't afford a penny of alimony, but he did a lot of work, including changing rooms and repairing the pier later, and my uncle did a lot of manual work. Relatives don't just touch the light, but help each other and support each other.
2 1, for uncle, we children were afraid and liked at that time. Afraid that we would be ill all our lives, he stuck a needle in our little ass, which was very painful. So that I have been ill all my life, as long as I see my uncle coming, we will run around and hide. Caught by adults, we cried hysterically before uncle went down with the needle. What I like is that every time grandpa gives us an injection, he always conjures up a candy or two for us to eat, and every time after the injection, he also finds one or two colorful vials from his medicine cabinet and gives them to us as toys.
But in my memory, my uncle is very easy-going and generous. By 1962, my uncle had no children, and there were many brothers in my family. My parents asked me to adopt him as a son. Although my uncle had an attractive candy in his hand, I still didn't want to leave, but my two-year-old brother grabbed his back and followed him sweetly. Because I am in a village, I always go to my uncle's house to play with my brother afterwards. Every time I go, I can always eat delicious food. In addition to what my uncle gave me, I often rummage with my brother in his house, and occasionally I get something. As far as I can remember, chestnuts, walnuts, water chestnuts and other rare things in the countryside are all eaten by my uncle.
23. At this time, I also saw my uncle. He is almost eighty years old, his hair and beard are gray, and his back is a little hunched. Big uncle is old. But he still showed his original happy appearance. He is almost ten years old, and he is still playing cards and drinking with young people, as happy as a child. ...
24. I finally entered the yard. My two uncles and aunts waited for a long time, full of expectation and joy. We treated them with sugar water, and they all liked it there. My uncle's family made some sweet wine and bazan, and put some tofu balls. This is the best courtesy and hospitality. In their eyes, we are half city dwellers, and my uncle's face is shining because my family is better than theirs. Every night, my uncle loves telling ghost stories, which makes my hair stand on end.
25, but unexpectedly, this side became a farewell. Going home this Spring Festival, I heard from my mother that my uncle died last autumn and was poisoned by eating instant noodles. My mother also told me that my uncle took my phone number and wandered around Hebao Street for a long time. All he knows is that I live in a purse. He doesn't have a mobile phone, and he doesn't know how to make a public phone. Finally, my uncle didn't find me and went back disappointed. I interrupted my mother angrily, so why didn't you tell me this earlier? Why didn't you inform me after my uncle died?
The second sentence 1 kua uncle, uncle's ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer circle is symmetrical, like a carved work of art. ..
When I got home, I looked at my father in dismay. He is tall, broad-shouldered, wearing a faded military uniform and a pair of bright eyes embedded in his bronze face. There are already several wrinkles on the forehead. At this time, my uncle may find me looking at him, so he kindly asked, "Hey, what are you thinking?" I said unhappily, "Uncle, how did you go back to your hometown to farm when you were in the People's Liberation Army? When people ask me what you do, I dare not say. " My uncle listened to Zheng, his eyes lit up and his eyebrows suddenly picked up. He said, "neither Lu nor Lu has this idea, and even my uncle looks down on it." Without the hard work of our farmers, where did you get the rice bowls, vegetables and fruits you ate? "
In the middle of my uncle's oblate face, there is a sharp bird's beak and nose, as if grasping something.
My uncle's eyebrows are thick, and his big eyes are always shining with stern eyes. Probably because of long-term mental work, the deep wrinkles on his forehead are commensurate with his age of less than forty.
My uncle came out from the depths of the alley, with thick black hair and a blue student costume. Although it is not very new, it is very clean. There is a shiny pen in his coat pocket.
My uncle looks very young today, completely different from usual. People who don't usually decorate their faces have all shaved off today. The black tunic suit that I often wear has been replaced by a brand-new silver-gray suit, and there are straight trousers lines on my trousers. There is also the kind of pointed leather shoes that make a relaxed and pleasant sound, which is really called "black and bright".
7. My uncle's eyebrows are dark and thick, as if they exist to maintain some dignity.
8. On my uncle's thin face, only one eye is still radiant, like two deep pools stored in a clear stream, which contains inner vitality.
9. My uncle is in his mid-thirties. His hair at the temples is slightly bald, his eyebrows are black and neat, and his eyes are bright. When he looks at people, he pays great attention; When you laugh, you show a neat white tooth; His fingers were thick, his nails were covered with black mud, and he was wearing an old blue cotton-padded jacket and a blue apron around his waist.
10, my uncle's mouth opened slightly and smiled, revealing slender white teeth, neat and bright.
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