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It's disgusting to describe a self-righteous sentence and feel smart.
4, thank yourself, not afraid of loneliness, facing setbacks, still brave. Some roads must be walked alone, and some difficulties can only be walked out alone.
If you are tired, take a proper rest and relax, and the whole person will have different feelings and be energetic in doing things.
6. When I am tired, I think about what keeps me going until now, and I feel motivated in an instant.
7. People's fragility and strength are beyond imagination. Sometimes, we may be too fragile to burst into tears at a word, and sometimes we find ourselves gritting our teeth and walking a long way.
8. Life is bitter, tired and difficult, so you don't give up. Time is the medicine of life, and everything will be fine. At worst, it will become a habit. If you get used to it, you won't give up.
9. I have been very busy recently. I'm so tired. I don't like it at all, but I never want to give up, not only because I love my career and don't want to give up, but more importantly, I have him with me. Obviously, he is very tired, but he still makes me laugh and cares about my every move. He is warm and nice to meet you.
10, if you give up high school because you are tired and afraid, do you think it is stupid?
1 1, give yourself some time, give yourself some time, and one day, get ready to go.
12, maybe I'm really tired, and I don't even have the strength to squat down and hug myself!
13, the world is brightly lit, but I don't know where the warm sun is and where my home is. Sometimes when you laugh, you only have to laugh and run, so you keep laughing and running. Good night
14, very tired. I know our life, but I feel different. I want to give up, but I have to continue, continue, and live blindly. I don't know what I want now. I wanted to cry, but no one came to comfort me. I want to vent, but people think you're crazy. I want to sleep late at night, but I can't always sleep. Time and again, no one understands my situation and takes care of my feelings. I can only bear it silently, send my feelings to a circle of friends, and then delete them, because there is no one to talk to, and my heart is really tired.
15, sometimes what I miss most is the time when I worked hard and gritted my teeth, because it was a rich and powerful memory in my life.
16, I think being tired is my choice. Life could have been simple and ordinary. Tired, just don't want to be comfortable, unwilling to accept my fate. Being tired is also a kind of enjoyment, enjoying the opportunity to strive for a better life. Tired may make me stronger and better, so I hope everyone who works hard for life can get what they want. Qian Fan was still a teenager after the reunification.
17, sometimes I am really tired of life, which makes my body and mind exhausted to the extreme! Often when I lie down to sleep at night, a word flashes in my mind: don't wake up after this sleep! But when I found that I could open my eyes the next morning, I found that living is a responsibility!
18, what is physical and mental fatigue?
19, even if you are tired again, bite the bullet and stick to it, because when you cross that hurdle, you will eventually wake up at dawn.
20, sometimes really tired, that kind of unspeakable fatigue.
2 1, stop and go, it doesn't matter, as long as you don't give up, one day, you will become that better self.
No matter what stage you are in, no matter how you adjust your emotions, no matter how good your mentality is, you will feel tired, painful and helpless.
Self-righteous talk about blaming yourself for being self-righteous.
1, people suffer because they choose the wrong thing.
I thought I would love for a long time, but I suddenly forgot everything in the past.
3. China University's new three-dimensional education: the boss of the professor, the boss of the professor, and the close relationship between the professor and the boss (university market culture)
Before leaving this world, everything is a process.
I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been embarrassing myself.
6. You are beyond my imagination and I am beyond your imagination.
7. The stupidest person in the world doesn't call his own experience experience.
8. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.
9. Love is not the whole of life. When I am 20 years old, I should know that it is just a part of life. Immersed in love every day, even men and women trapped by love will despise him.
10, you forgive all the injuries again and again with compassionate eyes!
1 1. Missing is just a ceremony. True memory is innate.
12, [What I fear most is not that I can't give up on you, but that one day I suddenly don't like you]
13. When a classmate, colleague or friend visits him when he is ill, he naturally sits in the hospital bed.
14, accustomed to a person's loneliness, one more person can do nothing.
15, moved by your persistence, moved by your concern, in the wandering closed cabin, only your name, bright and transparent.
16, you are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.
17, people always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed.
18, I can't sleep at night, but I am always troubled by love when I grow up.
Memories are always melancholy! Pleasant makes people feel that it is a pity that it is over; Unpleasant, it's still sad to think of it.
20, only blame the original is too simple, you cheated the most true feelings.
2 1, you won't laugh at the same joke over and over again, but why can you cry for the same person over and over again?
22. Poetry is respected all over the world. Only in today's China, even people like Han Han dare to come out and scold poets. What the hell is XX writing middle school students' compositions? How dare such a person make irresponsible remarks about new poetry?
I don't know whether I went to college or the college fucked me.
24. Once a person regards something as more important than life, he will go all out to protect it.
25. A good man is when others call his woman unreasonable, he holds her in his arms, stands up and says, I'm used to it, what's the matter?
26. If life stops at food and living, I can't see the gap between human beings and a pig.
Being responsible for the joys and sorrows of people you have never met is a way to cultivate a sense of responsibility.
28, no money to raise pigs, rich dogs. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.
29. Life is like fighting the landlord. Once you are a group, you are the enemy.
30, the left eye has never seen the side of the right eye, but only knows how to accompany it to tears without knowing how to comfort.
3 1. There is only one heart, but it is divided into two atria. A sad, a happy.
32. Loneliness is hearing a familiar name and accidentally remembering some stories.
33. Fish like water very much, but boiled fish. I love you very much, but you want to be apart.
Goodbye, I love you very much. Although I'm all thumbs, I tried, so I don't regret it.
35. Loving you is lonely. I don't know what you mean by laughing.
36. I tried to count the injuries you gave me with a smile, but I finally laughed and shed tears.
37. I am not afraid of waiting, getting old, dying or anything. I am afraid that the person I like will fall in love with someone else.
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I dreamed for two years and didn't want to wake up from beginning to end.
40, work hard to lose a year, eat back to lose weight.
4 1, lonely life; 2. Ideal cup; 3. The game is all night; 4. Self-portrait of pornographic photos; 5. Fear of food; 6. Forging certificates; 7. Women are masculine; 8. Boys are sissy; 9. Real-time virtualization; 10. Marriage flicker.
42. Pretend to be strong. Do you think I can do it? See that I'm not invincible, okay?
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44. Love has been standing, and how much courage it takes to go to the end of time.
45. Sometimes when you are disappointed to a certain extent, a flower will bloom. The name of that flower is cold.
46. Nowadays, there is no shame in expressing love. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
47. Honey, when you want to cry, look up and tell yourself: Don't be silly, nobody cares.
48. When you grow up, there will always be one or two chances, and you will run for the person you like.
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50. Don't give your heart easily, because it is closest to sadness.
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52. I really want to get drunk and stay awake for a long time, so that my heart will not be dull and sad.
53. After all, I had him, I was moved by him, I cried and laughed for him. I'm glad I have him in my memory.
54. If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if people are cheap, they will be invincible!
55. Faced with high oil prices, high housing prices and difficulties in making friends, housing is the lowest consumption level.
56. Men become bad when they have money. Yes, many men become bad, but men who have money become bad, even if they have no money, are not much better.
57. One day, my hand was burned. What you are most concerned about is whether the boiling water has been poured. Talking about classic life
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59. There is always a person who will make you forget all the good things of others, but can't see your good things.
If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.
6 1, I race against time with your memory.
62. Being too active is often too indifferent.
I can't give you the whole world, but I can give you my whole world if you need it.
64. This invisible pain makes me miss you more.
I stay up late, I feel distressed, I cry, I am tired of shouting, and I feel that I am the only one who knows you.
66. Argue with MM about whether a whale is a fish. Finally, I said that the Japanese also bring personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.
67. Some people exist. Because of fate. So he shouldn't complain.
68. Does it hurt to watch your lover chat with others?
69. I am just a child who shines with the stars and is lonely with the night.
70. The most contradictory place between us is that one person fantasizes about each other's future, while the other person misses his past.
7 1, please remember me, remember my name and the years I spilled on you.
72. I may not be perfect, but I have been being myself.
73. Behind the scenery is not vicissitudes, but filth.
74. Life is a journey, and life is a process. It's up to you to climb the mountain or wade by boat.
75. Your self-righteous concern is just a joke in the eyes of others.
76. He always sits still until he is tempted. He was indomitable until he was tortured!
77. Time is too thin and my fingers are too wide, so I can't catch the fleeting time. It's just that I still miss it
78. All women who can do their best have the symbol of a lady.
79. Anyone who is shameless can write dozens of modern poems a day.
80.i know everything. I just cooperate with you to break my heart.
8 1, I want to raise a bunch of minions to help me do winter vacation homework.
I lost my love, my heart, my happiness and myself, but I can't forget my memory.
83. Sooner or later, we will all be apart. I'm really afraid that we can't be apart then. It's better to part now.
84. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!
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86. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you were always in my heart.
87. I envy that I can make fun of those terrible pasts as if nothing had happened.
88. After the housing reform, we can't afford to live in a house, we can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and we can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.
89. Walking back to back, no one stayed and no one turned back.
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9 1, life is not easy, it all depends on acting. Play your own role and make yourself a classic life with amnesia.
92. When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.
93. The loneliest time is not when you are alone, but when someone is by your side and he is focusing on another thing.
94. No one likes hypocrites, but it is difficult for civilized society to tolerate real villains. A hypocrite at least knows that civilization is good and is willing to pretend, so he won't die shamelessly and without scruples.
95. When I was young, I thought love was everything. Now I find that nothing is love.
96. There are no elixirs in the world, but when there are more wishful people, some people start to sell them.
97. Rich people will say that poverty is a kind of wealth.
98. We are giving up and whitewashing our memories, thinking that we can disguise innocence and beauty.
99. If I don't know who you are, you are nothing.
100, my mother told me not to be an irresponsible person when I was a child, so now I am stupid.
Self-righteous talk about daquan
People who are not lifelong, if they don't talk about it all their lives, they can put it down reluctantly.
We have gone so far that we forget why we have to go.
If you take others too seriously, you will only be seen as useless by others.
A simple life is not a gorgeous adventure.
The most eternal happiness in life is ordinary, and the longest possession is cherish.
The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.
We dare not care too much, for fear that others will not care at all.
Sometimes there must be something in life. Don't insist all the time. Don't insist on things that don't belong to you, learn to give up at the right time.
Everything in the world can start all over again, except life and time.
Thinking too much will only ruin you. It makes you uneasy and makes things that are not bad worse.
I don't want anything that doesn't belong to me, and I don't want anything that isn't really given to me.
My attitude depends on how you treat me.
The same word, both missing and missing. When I miss you the most, I realize that I miss you.
Many times, we like others, but others don't know; More often, we hurt others unconsciously.
No matter how dull the knife is, it can cut meat, no matter how light it is, it will hurt.
Love is like a rubber band, which hurts everyone who lets go later.
No matter how confused I am at this moment, in the end, I will live the life I want.
Be a beautiful woman. Don't pour the whole country, don't pour the whole city, but pour all your love.
If a person must finish something he doesn't like, the best way is to do it as soon as possible and then finish it.
We can quarrel, but we can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.
Once you are happy, you will never have a chance to be sad.
I don't know what love is, I only know that I can't live without love.
Only a few good friends, no roll call. I just want to say that I am very happy and moved by you.
At least for a short time, I am the reason why you smile.
Many times, I thought I could see the world, but I was just self-righteous.
I love you not only for your appearance, but also for who I am when I am with you.
The biggest advantage of maturity is that I don't want what I didn't get before.
Whatever you love, set it free. If he comes back, he is yours. If he doesn't come back, he never belongs to you.
If you love, neither time nor distance will be an obstacle.
Being strong is not only not giving in in the face of right and wrong, but also not changing yourself in the face of setbacks.
When I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you in my heart. When you are around, I feel quietly leaning on you, even if I don't talk.
The best way not to be sad is to pretend to be heartless.
Don't trust others just because they say what you want to hear.
My love is not so complicated, two hearts, one home, love me, be kind to me, and ask for nothing more.
Sorry, let our love lose to time and distance.
I want to give you happiness, but I can't walk into your world.
Some people choose to be friends because it is too important, because friends will always go further than lovers.
Say goodbye, and you will never meet again. Say forget, and all your memories will be dense.
I love you, how many times have I said it, and how many people have changed?
In fact, what you are afraid of is not love itself, but falling in love with someone you shouldn't love.
When we know how to cherish ordinary happiness, we become winners in life.
How can I explain to you that when I love you without hesitation, my fears are equally boundless.
As long as it is the end of the comedy, I can cry to my heart's content.
Missing is only a moment, but missing is a lifetime.
Speak your mind bravely, even if your voice will tremble.
Even if you can't forget some memories, pretend you can't.
No one can be pure until the end, but remember, don't forget your original self.
You can have love, but don't be persistent, because separation is inevitable.
Women should sometimes be as brave, independent and responsible as men. Since you can't satisfy everyone, please satisfy yourself.
If you can't have it, then forgetting is the best choice.
Everyone will be tired, no one can bear all the sadness for you, and people always learn to grow up by themselves.
I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards.
Speaking of a sad birthday, I thought you would remember it.
1, thin number. Several people remember my birthday.
I just want to have a happy birthday from you, but you don't know anything.
3. Do you expect someone to give you high heels on your birthday?
If you think you have forgotten someone, then you won't be stupid enough to mention her by forgetting.
Smiling is the shortest way for us to touch other people's hearts.
6, two people make a scene, one person is forever.
7, a person's night, quietly listening to songs.
8. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.
9. Wan Yu said to Zhan Bo: To love someone is to give up his freedom for his own sake.
10, it is better to be alone.
1 1. In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person.
12, I can't accept one person because I can't forget another person.
13,-Good girl, someone will always explain to you what scum means.
14, a person's narcissism is really tired *
15, youth is not a person. I'll accompany you to see the clouds rolling and clouds relaxing, and the clouds are clear and clear.
16, you may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another.
17, if I were in your heart, there would be one more person.
18, the reason why a man is romantic is because no one can catch his heart.
19, I was so self-righteous that I thought you would remember today, it was my birthday.
20. I can love someone to death, but I will never love someone to shame.
2 1. Being single-minded is not to like only one person all your life, but to be single-minded when you like one person.
22. I found that I was actually waiting for a peace of mind, not a person.
If you think you have forgotten someone, then you won't be stupid enough to mention her by forgetting.
Smiling is the shortest way for us to touch other people's hearts.
25, two people make a scene, one person is forever.
26, a person's night, quietly listening to songs.
27. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.
28. Wan Yu told Zhan Bo: To love someone is to give up his freedom for his own sake.
29. It's better to be alone.
In this world, no one can really feel the pain of another person.
3 1, I can't accept one person because I can't forget another person.
Good girl, someone will always explain to you what scum means.
33, a person's narcissism is really tired *
34.-// Is there anyone who makes you red-eyed, but you still smile and forgive!
I hope someone will stay with me forever, no matter what happens.
36. How many people love a person in the name of friendship and think that having is the beginning of losing.
37. If a person's heart enters a person, then it is in that person's heart and you have to go out.
38. Is there anyone who will read all my talk and understand my daily joys and sorrows?
39. That's who I am. Ironically, I don't even know.
But I still remember your birthday.
4 1 Baby, I love you. Anyway, don't forget that you still have me. Today is your birthday, hi, hi,
42. Have you thought about who will accompany you on your birthday?
43.-// Is there anyone who makes you red-eyed, but you still smile and forgive!
44. Youth does not go alone. I will go with you to see clouds, clouds, flowers and clear rivers.
45. You may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another.
46. One person is good, no more, no less, and one person is busy enough.
47. There was once a man who regarded me as life.
After all, I am still alone; After all, I am still used to being alone; After all, I am still an outsider)
49. Many people often hide in the corner at night and secretly hold themselves and cry. Then the next day, I still pretended that I had never suffered.
50. I'll walk alone and go to your intersection.
5 1, if God wants to destroy a person, he will be crazy, but I have been crazy for so long, why doesn't God destroy me? )
52. One day you will find someone, a very nice person, and you will fall in love with him, marry him, live and die for him.
53. There is always a moment when a person's words are like being poured cold water from head to toe.
54, a person's experience, a person's tears, I am alone, you don't want to think about how tired I am.
If I were in your heart, there would be one more person.
56. The reason why a man is romantic is because no one can catch his heart.
57. I can love someone to death, but I will never love someone to shame.
58. Being single-minded is not just liking someone for life, but being single-minded when you like someone.
59. I found that I was actually waiting for a peace of mind, not a person.
I think I can receive many blessings on my birthday, so I won't feel lonely.
6 1, birthdays are always forgotten. I will never let your birthday be cold.
62. She said today is your birthday. . She called you husband. ...
63. My boyfriend's birthday is in KTV, and so is San Xiao. I ordered a mistress without hesitation. You are so mean.
All I want for my birthday is a word from him.
65. I really hope that on my birthday, the person I like will say to me, "Hey, happy birthday! I'll give it to you. Do you want it? "
Would you like to wish me a happy birthday tomorrow?
67. The next person will remember my birthday!
68. Dare to play games with me? The first digit of the mobile phone number is yes. How about spending my birthday with me every year?
I really hope that on my next birthday, the person I like will say to me, "Hey, happy birthday! I'll give it to you. Do you want it? "
I just remembered that today is my birthday. The funny thing is that I don't remember anyone.
7 1. Later, I always took the day when we broke up as my birthday.
I remember telling you to eat, wear warm clothes and not get sick. I remember telling you happy birthday, but I forgot to tell you that I like you.
73. The day after tomorrow is his birthday. Although we are separated, I still love him. Last time he chased me, it's my turn to chase him this time. Will my parents give me motivation?
74. If it works to make a wish before blowing out the candles, can you still like me as a birthday present?
75. Have you thought about who will accompany you on your New Year's birthday?
76. I remember your birthday, but I forgot that you no longer belong to me.
77. How I don't want my birthday to be one year longer. I don't know if you will still love me when you are so old.
I won't celebrate your birthday, but I still remember it.
79. One person is good, no more, no less, and one person is busy enough.
80. There was once a man who regarded me as life.
8 1, (After all, I am still alone; After all, I am still used to being alone; After all, I am still an outsider)
82. Many people often hide in the corner at night and secretly hold themselves and cry. Then the next day, I still pretended that I had never suffered.
83. I'll walk alone and go to your intersection.
84. If God wants to destroy a person, he will go crazy, but I have been crazy for so long. Why didn't God destroy me? )
85. One day you will find someone, a very nice person, and you will fall in love with him, marry him and live and die for him.
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