Ask a few jokes or stories to tell girls before going to bed.

1. On the first day of class, the English teacher announced: "From tomorrow on, all my English classes will be in English, and I will no longer speak in Chinese." The students objected one after another: "Teacher, our poor English listening will make us unable to understand." The teacher said, "Don't worry about not understanding. You listen to me speak English every day, and you will understand it after a long time. " I raised my hand and said, "Teacher, I listen to my dog barking every day, and I don't know what it is saying today."

2. Teacher: "Our pollution control is natural." Classmate: "Why do you say that?" Teacher: "The garbage is blown by the wind and the sewage is evaporated."

3. Teacher: What did the victory of the Sad Warrior give us? Student: When the victory is uncertain, the crying soldier can cry the other side down and finally win. Crying twice and hanging up three times is the magic weapon of war.

4. Teacher: "Lily, your problem is the improper use of words. Now test you, please use one sentence to describe that I am very happy. " Lily: "The teacher is smiling in the grave."

The math teacher talked about congruence and similarity of triangles, and then asked the students: What is congruence? What is similarity? I fell asleep and didn't listen to a word. All this is in vain! When I was asleep, I seemed to listen a little, as if I didn't hear anything. Deja vu.

6. Senior three! June is not far away, time is getting faster and faster, clothes are getting less and less, the college entrance examination is getting closer and closer, and the grades are getting worse and worse! My heart! The weather is getting colder and colder!

7. A science teacher was assigned to work in a remote mountain village school. In the first class, he told the students what modern science is and how it promotes human progress. He also talked about spaceships and how people landed on the moon. After class, he asked the students what questions they had. "Teacher," a student asked, "when can we have a bus service in our village?"

8. Dialogue I heard in the canteen: (A boy finishes his meal) What is this? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Fried meat with potatoes. What is fried with potatoes? Meat ... (Finally the cook woke up and added some meat to the boy)