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Humorous and interesting chat routines!

Humorous and interesting chat routines of couples

1. "I really want to hug you from behind"

"Smell you."

"Put your chin on your shoulder and go to sleep."

2. "Did your mother teach you to reciprocate?"

"I have."

"Actually, I like you. You can come and go."

3. "I finally know why I always catch a cold."

"Ah?"

"Because I have no resistance to you"

4. "How long have you been single?

"From birth to now"

"Sorry to have kept you waiting."

5. "When you are in a bad mood"

"You think about it and laugh. It's good to have you. "

6. "You have something on your face"

"No, where is it? What is it? "

"With my eyes"

7. "Can you watch your step in the future?"

"Ah?"

"You hit my heart."

8. "What is this?" "The back of your hand."

"What is this?" "instep."

"What about you?" "What?"

"You are my baby."

9. "Did you just have an earthquake?"

"No."

"Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?"

10. "Good things like to share with others"

"But even better, I just want to hide it." "I like you."

1 1. "Please watch your mouth."

"Why?"

"Because I will kiss it at any time."

12. "Little sister, you are too good.

The country should issue you a certificate. "

"What certificate"

"Our marriage certificate"

13 .. "If you leave, you will fall into my heart"

"I can't even get rid of it."

"No way, I can only let you stay."

14. "I want to steal your body temperature"

"What do you mean?"

"Come on, give me a hug."